| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
168.86 |
1.0331 |
0.2193 |
93 |
1 |
168.86 |
2023-09-14 |
| 2. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
164.38 |
1.1314 |
0.0822 |
67 |
3 |
128.95 |
2023-11-07 |
| 3. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
160.56 |
1.0329 |
0.1573 |
57 |
1 |
160.56 |
2023-01-31 |
| 4. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
160.00 |
1.0741 |
0.1115 |
122 |
1 |
160.00 |
2023-09-14 |
| 5. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
158.69 |
1.0103 |
0.1649 |
89 |
1 |
158.69 |
2023-01-31 |
| 6. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
155.07 |
1.0530 |
0.0937 |
127 |
2 |
152.38 |
2023-01-31 |
| 7. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
154.68 |
0.9192 |
0.2252 |
116 |
1 |
154.68 |
2023-01-31 |
| 8. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
154.55 |
1.0436 |
0.1005 |
101 |
1 |
154.55 |
2023-01-31 |
| 9. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
152.39 |
1.0966 |
0.0317 |
121 |
1 |
152.39 |
2023-09-14 |
| 10. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
150.98 |
1.1237 |
-0.0058 |
71 |
2 |
144.40 |
2023-01-31 |
| 11. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
146.50 |
0.9845 |
0.0998 |
144 |
1 |
146.50 |
2023-01-31 |
| 12. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
143.53 |
1.0501 |
0.0091 |
81 |
1 |
143.53 |
2023-11-07 |
| 13. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
143.51 |
1.1052 |
-0.0463 |
99 |
1 |
143.51 |
2023-01-31 |
| 14. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
142.19 |
0.9825 |
0.0705 |
89 |
2 |
141.41 |
2023-01-31 |
| 15. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
142.11 |
1.0607 |
-0.0066 |
77 |
1 |
142.11 |
2023-09-14 |
| 16. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
137.73 |
0.9609 |
0.0581 |
142 |
2 |
133.99 |
2023-01-31 |
| 17. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
137.66 |
1.1460 |
-0.1266 |
86 |
1 |
137.66 |
2023-09-14 |
| 18. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
129.37 |
1.0457 |
-0.0877 |
223 |
1 |
129.37 |
2023-09-14 |
| 19. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
126.39 |
1.0169 |
-0.0837 |
53 |
1 |
126.39 |
2023-01-31 |
| 20. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
125.55 |
1.0040 |
-0.0750 |
107 |
1 |
125.55 |
2023-01-31 |
| 21. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
125.09 |
1.0120 |
-0.0910 |
61 |
1 |
125.09 |
2023-09-14 |
| 22. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
124.68 |
1.0595 |
-0.1389 |
134 |
1 |
124.68 |
2023-01-31 |
| 23. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
123.44 |
0.9714 |
-0.0604 |
146 |
1 |
123.44 |
2023-09-14 |
| 24. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
120.95 |
0.9725 |
-0.0749 |
165 |
1 |
120.95 |
2023-01-31 |
| 25. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
117.62 |
0.9945 |
-0.1255 |
91 |
1 |
117.62 |
2023-01-31 |
| 26. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
116.45 |
0.9893 |
-0.1289 |
66 |
1 |
116.45 |
2023-09-14 |
| 27. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
114.24 |
1.0314 |
-0.1892 |
53 |
1 |
114.24 |
2023-01-31 |
| 28. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
106.82 |
0.9792 |
-0.1897 |
158 |
1 |
106.82 |
2023-01-31 |
| 29. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
106.43 |
0.8715 |
-0.0844 |
115 |
1 |
106.43 |
2023-01-31 |
| 30. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
88.81 |
0.9556 |
-0.2986 |
79 |
1 |
88.81 |
2023-01-31 |