| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
29.50 |
1.0741 |
-1.0467 |
122 |
1 |
29.50 |
2021-01-25 |
| 2. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
28.27 |
1.0311 |
-1.0043 |
71 |
5 |
25.36 |
2021-01-25 |
| 3. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
28.27 |
1.0628 |
-1.0369 |
68 |
3 |
21.37 |
2021-01-25 |
| 4. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... |
27.35 |
1.0548 |
-1.0089 |
81 |
2 |
24.68 |
2021-01-25 |
| 5. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
26.17 |
0.9940 |
-0.9412 |
121 |
2 |
21.61 |
2021-01-25 |
| 6. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
26.07 |
1.0908 |
-1.0807 |
162 |
1 |
26.07 |
2021-01-25 |
| 7. |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... |
25.95 |
0.9620 |
-0.9731 |
96 |
2 |
21.23 |
2021-01-25 |
| 8. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
25.84 |
1.0756 |
-1.0515 |
56 |
2 |
18.65 |
2021-01-25 |
| 9. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
25.74 |
1.0712 |
-1.0049 |
114 |
2 |
22.59 |
2021-01-25 |
| 10. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
25.71 |
0.9693 |
-0.9751 |
101 |
2 |
23.80 |
2021-01-25 |
| 11. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
25.49 |
0.9864 |
-0.9609 |
65 |
5 |
20.44 |
2021-01-25 |
| 12. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
25.35 |
1.0406 |
-1.0134 |
63 |
3 |
25.18 |
2021-01-25 |
| 13. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
24.70 |
0.9825 |
-1.0108 |
89 |
2 |
24.02 |
2021-01-25 |
| 14. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
24.30 |
0.9556 |
-0.9854 |
79 |
4 |
18.70 |
2021-01-25 |
| 15. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
24.29 |
1.0003 |
-1.0012 |
81 |
2 |
22.43 |
2021-01-25 |
| 16. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
24.25 |
0.9903 |
-0.9778 |
121 |
2 |
21.66 |
2021-01-25 |
| 17. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
24.16 |
0.9796 |
-0.9956 |
109 |
3 |
21.36 |
2021-01-25 |
| 18. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
24.12 |
0.9725 |
-0.9229 |
165 |
4 |
22.70 |
2021-01-25 |
| 19. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
23.86 |
1.0530 |
-1.0257 |
127 |
1 |
23.86 |
2021-01-25 |
| 20. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
23.66 |
1.0670 |
-1.0469 |
97 |
1 |
23.66 |
2021-01-25 |
| 21. |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at... |
23.50 |
1.0710 |
0.0000 |
69 |
1 |
23.50 |
2021-01-25 |
| 22. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
23.37 |
1.0280 |
-1.0222 |
75 |
2 |
23.24 |
2021-01-25 |
| 23. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
23.31 |
1.0977 |
-1.0440 |
117 |
1 |
23.31 |
2021-01-25 |
| 24. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
23.28 |
1.0233 |
-1.0104 |
188 |
1 |
23.28 |
2021-01-25 |
| 25. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
23.22 |
0.9714 |
-0.9594 |
146 |
2 |
21.50 |
2021-01-25 |
| 26. |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... |
23.16 |
0.9800 |
-0.9872 |
96 |
1 |
23.16 |
2021-01-25 |
| 27. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
22.36 |
1.0103 |
-1.0084 |
89 |
3 |
20.63 |
2021-01-25 |
| 28. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
22.18 |
0.9609 |
-0.9797 |
142 |
3 |
16.42 |
2021-01-25 |
| 29. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
21.92 |
0.9893 |
-0.9716 |
66 |
1 |
21.92 |
2021-01-25 |
| 30. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
21.81 |
0.9792 |
-0.9757 |
158 |
2 |
21.46 |
2021-01-25 |
| 31. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
21.63 |
0.9439 |
-0.9678 |
59 |
2 |
20.62 |
2021-01-25 |
| 32. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
21.36 |
1.0626 |
-1.0687 |
74 |
2 |
20.30 |
2021-01-25 |
| 33. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
21.35 |
1.0329 |
-1.0354 |
57 |
1 |
21.35 |
2021-01-25 |
| 34. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
21.09 |
0.9192 |
-0.9127 |
116 |
1 |
21.09 |
2021-01-25 |
| 35. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
20.79 |
1.0933 |
-1.0384 |
110 |
3 |
17.54 |
2021-01-25 |
| 36. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
19.64 |
0.9899 |
-0.9803 |
96 |
1 |
19.64 |
2021-01-25 |
| 37. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
19.39 |
0.9873 |
-0.9391 |
107 |
2 |
17.66 |
2021-01-25 |
| 38. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
19.39 |
1.0285 |
-1.0181 |
155 |
1 |
19.39 |
2021-01-25 |
| 39. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
19.33 |
1.0322 |
-1.0060 |
87 |
1 |
19.33 |
2021-01-25 |
| 40. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
18.47 |
0.9934 |
-1.0058 |
56 |
1 |
18.47 |
2021-01-25 |
| 41. |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit... |
17.75 |
1.1535 |
0.0000 |
64 |
2 |
14.98 |
2021-01-25 |
| 42. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
15.71 |
0.8715 |
-0.8836 |
115 |
1 |
15.71 |
2021-01-25 |
| 43. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
14.54 |
1.0607 |
-0.9887 |
77 |
1 |
14.54 |
2021-01-25 |