| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
127.31 |
1.0168 |
0.2382 |
74 |
2 |
120.36 |
2022-02-28 |
| 2. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
127.14 |
1.0417 |
0.2024 |
101 |
3 |
108.16 |
2022-02-28 |
| 3. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
124.06 |
1.0738 |
0.1548 |
114 |
1 |
124.06 |
2021-12-03 |
| 4. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
123.91 |
0.9925 |
0.2282 |
143 |
3 |
115.72 |
2022-04-12 |
| 5. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
122.47 |
1.0857 |
0.1295 |
138 |
2 |
114.67 |
2022-02-28 |
| 6. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
121.39 |
1.0329 |
0.1625 |
119 |
2 |
116.40 |
2022-04-12 |
| 7. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
118.34 |
1.0295 |
0.1405 |
155 |
1 |
118.34 |
2022-02-17 |
| 8. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
116.50 |
1.0688 |
0.0846 |
97 |
1 |
116.50 |
2022-04-12 |
| 9. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
116.16 |
1.0889 |
0.0558 |
162 |
1 |
116.16 |
2022-02-28 |
| 10. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
113.83 |
1.0305 |
0.0962 |
93 |
3 |
98.50 |
2022-02-28 |
| 11. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
113.74 |
1.0243 |
0.1028 |
188 |
2 |
111.70 |
2022-02-28 |
| 12. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
113.52 |
0.9839 |
0.1382 |
89 |
1 |
113.52 |
2022-02-17 |
| 13. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
112.46 |
0.9958 |
0.1168 |
55 |
1 |
112.46 |
2022-02-17 |
| 14. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
111.59 |
1.0706 |
0.0198 |
56 |
1 |
111.59 |
2022-02-28 |
| 15. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
110.13 |
1.0703 |
0.0108 |
122 |
1 |
110.13 |
2022-02-17 |
| 16. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
110.09 |
1.1443 |
-0.0527 |
86 |
2 |
105.31 |
2022-02-28 |
| 17. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
108.19 |
1.0953 |
-0.0328 |
117 |
1 |
108.19 |
2022-04-12 |
| 18. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
108.04 |
0.9773 |
0.0905 |
109 |
2 |
100.66 |
2022-02-28 |
| 19. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
107.06 |
1.0499 |
0.0099 |
113 |
2 |
96.80 |
2022-02-17 |
| 20. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
105.50 |
0.9505 |
0.0811 |
74 |
1 |
105.50 |
2022-02-28 |
| 21. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
105.24 |
0.9999 |
0.0294 |
76 |
1 |
105.24 |
2022-04-12 |
| 22. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
103.00 |
1.1086 |
-0.0952 |
81 |
2 |
96.89 |
2022-02-28 |
| 23. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
100.92 |
1.1273 |
-0.1464 |
67 |
2 |
94.85 |
2022-04-12 |
| 24. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
100.64 |
0.9416 |
0.0423 |
131 |
2 |
90.33 |
2022-04-12 |
| 25. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
100.51 |
1.0319 |
-0.0395 |
87 |
1 |
100.51 |
2022-02-17 |
| 26. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
100.29 |
0.9720 |
0.0224 |
146 |
2 |
96.00 |
2022-02-28 |
| 27. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
99.27 |
1.0062 |
-0.0350 |
89 |
1 |
99.27 |
2022-02-17 |
| 28. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
97.64 |
1.0037 |
-0.0615 |
79 |
1 |
97.64 |
2022-02-17 |
| 29. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
96.99 |
0.9923 |
-0.0362 |
121 |
1 |
96.99 |
2022-04-12 |
| 30. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
96.79 |
1.0431 |
-0.0836 |
114 |
1 |
96.79 |
2022-02-17 |
| 31. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
95.71 |
1.0577 |
-0.1178 |
77 |
1 |
95.71 |
2022-02-17 |
| 32. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
94.40 |
1.0107 |
-0.0913 |
154 |
1 |
94.40 |
2022-02-17 |
| 33. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
93.19 |
0.9581 |
-0.0411 |
79 |
1 |
93.19 |
2022-02-17 |
| 34. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
92.31 |
1.0557 |
-0.1488 |
68 |
1 |
92.31 |
2022-02-28 |
| 35. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
91.99 |
1.0973 |
-0.1993 |
121 |
1 |
91.99 |
2022-02-17 |
| 36. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
91.33 |
0.9403 |
-0.0530 |
59 |
1 |
91.33 |
2022-02-17 |
| 37. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
88.48 |
0.9831 |
-0.1067 |
158 |
3 |
85.14 |
2022-02-28 |
| 38. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
88.43 |
0.9805 |
-0.1215 |
65 |
1 |
88.43 |
2022-02-17 |
| 39. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
87.59 |
0.8672 |
-0.0121 |
115 |
2 |
87.58 |
2022-02-17 |
| 40. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
86.05 |
0.9886 |
-0.1530 |
91 |
1 |
86.05 |
2022-02-17 |
| 41. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
85.16 |
0.9008 |
-0.0590 |
129 |
1 |
85.16 |
2022-02-17 |
| 42. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
83.71 |
1.0698 |
-0.2448 |
122 |
1 |
83.71 |
2022-02-17 |
| 43. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
83.60 |
1.0692 |
-0.2387 |
103 |
1 |
83.60 |
2022-02-17 |
| 44. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
83.26 |
0.9177 |
-0.0923 |
64 |
1 |
83.26 |
2022-02-17 |
| 45. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
82.18 |
1.0276 |
-0.2285 |
75 |
1 |
82.18 |
2022-02-17 |
| 46. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
77.61 |
0.9157 |
-0.1472 |
116 |
1 |
77.61 |
2022-02-28 |