| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
32.27 |
1.0722 |
0.1795 |
56 |
1 |
32.27 |
2022-02-09 |
| 2. |
You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad... |
31.43 |
0.9591 |
0.2600 |
69 |
1 |
31.43 |
2023-04-06 |
| 3. |
What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet. |
31.36 |
1.2825 |
-0.0859 |
58 |
1 |
31.36 |
2022-04-25 |
| 4. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
30.86 |
1.0271 |
0.1681 |
53 |
1 |
30.86 |
2022-02-09 |
| 5. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
30.85 |
1.0039 |
0.1868 |
61 |
1 |
30.85 |
2022-02-17 |
| 6. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
30.59 |
1.0745 |
0.1147 |
122 |
1 |
30.59 |
2022-11-07 |
| 7. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
30.16 |
1.1090 |
0.0629 |
81 |
1 |
30.16 |
2022-02-14 |
| 8. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
29.66 |
0.9917 |
0.1628 |
56 |
1 |
29.66 |
2022-02-14 |
| 9. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
28.84 |
1.0282 |
0.0954 |
75 |
1 |
28.84 |
2022-04-25 |
| 10. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
28.42 |
1.0551 |
0.0540 |
123 |
3 |
27.00 |
2022-11-08 |
| 11. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
28.26 |
0.9768 |
0.1301 |
165 |
1 |
28.26 |
2022-04-25 |
| 12. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
27.57 |
0.9526 |
0.1203 |
74 |
1 |
27.57 |
2022-02-14 |
| 13. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
27.01 |
0.9894 |
0.0607 |
66 |
1 |
27.01 |
2022-02-14 |
| 14. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
26.57 |
1.0403 |
-0.0069 |
63 |
1 |
26.57 |
2022-04-25 |
| 15. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
25.10 |
1.0509 |
-0.0761 |
127 |
1 |
25.10 |
2022-02-08 |
| 16. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
25.06 |
0.9979 |
-0.0238 |
82 |
1 |
25.06 |
2022-02-09 |
| 17. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
24.96 |
1.0289 |
-0.0595 |
119 |
1 |
24.96 |
2022-02-08 |
| 18. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
24.91 |
1.0616 |
-0.0955 |
91 |
1 |
24.91 |
2022-02-08 |
| 19. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
24.66 |
0.9960 |
-0.0349 |
121 |
1 |
24.66 |
2022-02-09 |
| 20. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
24.51 |
1.0208 |
-0.0696 |
103 |
1 |
24.51 |
2022-02-17 |
| 21. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... |
24.43 |
1.0558 |
-0.1039 |
81 |
1 |
24.43 |
2022-03-09 |
| 22. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
24.30 |
1.0085 |
-0.0712 |
53 |
1 |
24.30 |
2022-02-16 |
| 23. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
24.29 |
0.9426 |
0.0003 |
59 |
1 |
24.29 |
2022-02-14 |
| 24. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
23.86 |
1.0772 |
-0.1539 |
110 |
1 |
23.86 |
2022-02-15 |
| 25. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
23.60 |
1.0324 |
-0.1131 |
87 |
1 |
23.60 |
2022-02-09 |
| 26. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
23.57 |
0.9668 |
-0.0487 |
86 |
2 |
23.30 |
2022-02-09 |
| 27. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
23.35 |
1.1246 |
-0.2149 |
71 |
1 |
23.35 |
2022-02-09 |
| 28. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
23.16 |
0.9977 |
-0.0985 |
55 |
2 |
22.70 |
2022-02-09 |
| 29. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
23.14 |
0.9016 |
0.0012 |
129 |
1 |
23.14 |
2022-05-04 |
| 30. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
22.49 |
0.9187 |
-0.0465 |
64 |
1 |
22.49 |
2022-02-17 |
| 31. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
22.20 |
0.9746 |
-0.1055 |
101 |
1 |
22.20 |
2022-02-08 |
| 32. |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... |
21.66 |
0.9780 |
-0.1370 |
96 |
1 |
21.66 |
2022-02-09 |
| 33. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
21.13 |
0.9827 |
-0.1578 |
158 |
1 |
21.13 |
2022-02-14 |
| 34. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
20.59 |
1.0324 |
-0.2301 |
57 |
1 |
20.59 |
2022-02-09 |
| 35. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
18.49 |
0.9604 |
-0.2358 |
79 |
1 |
18.49 |
2022-03-09 |