| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
80.53 |
1.1443 |
0.4735 |
86 |
2 |
78.95 |
2022-03-23 |
| 2. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
76.95 |
1.0062 |
0.5251 |
89 |
2 |
72.48 |
2022-03-23 |
| 3. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
76.94 |
1.1086 |
0.4262 |
81 |
4 |
73.59 |
2022-03-25 |
| 4. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
72.33 |
1.1273 |
0.3052 |
67 |
1 |
72.33 |
2022-03-23 |
| 5. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
70.28 |
1.0499 |
0.3598 |
113 |
3 |
56.07 |
2022-03-24 |
| 6. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
70.03 |
1.0407 |
0.3581 |
97 |
1 |
70.03 |
2022-03-24 |
| 7. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
65.96 |
0.9925 |
0.3263 |
143 |
1 |
65.96 |
2022-03-23 |
| 8. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
64.83 |
1.0684 |
0.2214 |
142 |
2 |
60.15 |
2022-03-23 |
| 9. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
64.04 |
1.0698 |
0.2114 |
122 |
3 |
52.53 |
2022-03-23 |
| 10. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
63.45 |
1.0040 |
0.2426 |
61 |
1 |
63.45 |
2022-03-23 |
| 11. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
63.27 |
0.9958 |
0.2744 |
55 |
2 |
59.51 |
2022-03-24 |
| 12. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
63.15 |
1.0134 |
0.2598 |
103 |
1 |
63.15 |
2022-03-24 |
| 13. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
62.91 |
1.0295 |
0.2322 |
155 |
1 |
62.91 |
2022-03-23 |
| 14. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
62.57 |
1.0703 |
0.1766 |
122 |
1 |
62.57 |
2022-03-23 |
| 15. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
62.49 |
1.0280 |
0.2180 |
119 |
1 |
62.49 |
2022-03-23 |
| 16. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
62.40 |
1.0973 |
0.1413 |
121 |
1 |
62.40 |
2022-03-24 |
| 17. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
61.77 |
0.9763 |
0.2651 |
165 |
1 |
61.77 |
2022-04-08 |
| 18. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
61.47 |
1.0706 |
0.1512 |
56 |
3 |
53.36 |
2022-03-24 |
| 19. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
61.31 |
0.9992 |
0.2205 |
81 |
1 |
61.31 |
2022-03-23 |
| 20. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
61.23 |
1.0276 |
0.1851 |
75 |
1 |
61.23 |
2022-03-23 |
| 21. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
60.37 |
0.9923 |
0.2148 |
121 |
1 |
60.37 |
2022-03-23 |
| 22. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
59.85 |
0.9958 |
0.1936 |
82 |
1 |
59.85 |
2021-12-07 |
| 23. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
58.71 |
0.9157 |
0.2600 |
116 |
3 |
54.98 |
2022-03-23 |
| 24. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
58.01 |
1.0511 |
0.1130 |
110 |
2 |
52.54 |
2021-12-07 |
| 25. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
57.09 |
0.9690 |
0.1583 |
68 |
1 |
57.09 |
2022-03-23 |
| 26. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
56.85 |
0.9614 |
0.1766 |
142 |
1 |
56.85 |
2022-03-25 |
| 27. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
56.59 |
0.9831 |
0.1461 |
107 |
1 |
56.59 |
2022-03-23 |
| 28. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
54.36 |
0.9720 |
0.1217 |
146 |
1 |
54.36 |
2022-04-08 |
| 29. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
53.41 |
1.0560 |
0.0159 |
134 |
1 |
53.41 |
2022-03-23 |
| 30. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
53.31 |
1.0431 |
0.0282 |
114 |
1 |
53.31 |
2021-12-07 |
| 31. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
52.53 |
1.0319 |
0.0195 |
87 |
1 |
52.53 |
2021-12-07 |
| 32. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
50.37 |
0.9999 |
-0.0015 |
76 |
2 |
45.55 |
2022-03-23 |
| 33. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
50.35 |
1.0037 |
-0.0176 |
79 |
1 |
50.35 |
2022-04-12 |
| 34. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
49.90 |
1.0156 |
-0.0148 |
106 |
1 |
49.90 |
2021-12-07 |
| 35. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
49.78 |
0.9823 |
0.0132 |
79 |
1 |
49.78 |
2021-12-07 |
| 36. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
49.30 |
0.9805 |
-0.0065 |
65 |
1 |
49.30 |
2022-03-25 |
| 37. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
49.15 |
0.8672 |
0.1075 |
115 |
1 |
49.15 |
2022-03-23 |
| 38. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
47.33 |
1.0596 |
-0.1242 |
91 |
1 |
47.33 |
2021-12-07 |
| 39. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
45.98 |
0.9741 |
-0.0472 |
101 |
1 |
45.98 |
2022-03-23 |
| 40. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
45.79 |
0.9900 |
-0.0659 |
96 |
1 |
45.79 |
2021-12-07 |
| 41. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
41.96 |
1.0692 |
-0.2244 |
103 |
1 |
41.96 |
2022-03-23 |
| 42. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
37.20 |
1.0319 |
-0.2850 |
71 |
1 |
37.20 |
2021-12-07 |