| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
141.75 |
1.0738 |
0.3532 |
142 |
1 |
141.75 |
2021-01-15 |
| 2. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
125.67 |
1.0388 |
0.2188 |
106 |
3 |
113.20 |
2021-01-24 |
| 3. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
123.66 |
1.0607 |
0.1787 |
77 |
3 |
113.63 |
2021-01-22 |
| 4. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
122.14 |
0.9997 |
0.2205 |
82 |
3 |
90.36 |
2021-01-22 |
| 5. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
120.07 |
1.0670 |
0.1453 |
97 |
1 |
120.07 |
2021-01-17 |
| 6. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
119.56 |
1.1084 |
0.0882 |
81 |
1 |
119.56 |
2021-01-15 |
| 7. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
118.61 |
1.0311 |
0.1624 |
71 |
2 |
106.28 |
2021-01-11 |
| 8. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
116.31 |
1.0741 |
0.0972 |
122 |
3 |
100.44 |
2021-01-15 |
| 9. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
113.25 |
1.0329 |
0.1217 |
57 |
3 |
91.26 |
2021-01-21 |
| 10. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
110.42 |
1.0280 |
0.0720 |
75 |
2 |
103.53 |
2022-02-10 |
| 11. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
108.52 |
0.9679 |
0.1293 |
86 |
3 |
91.12 |
2021-01-21 |
| 12. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
107.64 |
1.0530 |
0.0188 |
127 |
3 |
100.33 |
2021-01-10 |
| 13. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
106.05 |
1.0406 |
0.0160 |
63 |
4 |
95.20 |
2021-05-12 |
| 14. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
104.99 |
0.9940 |
0.0597 |
121 |
1 |
104.99 |
2021-01-10 |
| 15. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
104.75 |
1.0003 |
0.0476 |
81 |
5 |
85.41 |
2021-01-24 |
| 16. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
104.10 |
1.0814 |
-0.0408 |
110 |
3 |
97.98 |
2021-01-24 |
| 17. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
103.97 |
1.0322 |
0.0177 |
87 |
5 |
88.26 |
2021-05-13 |
| 18. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
103.40 |
1.0530 |
-0.0043 |
110 |
1 |
103.40 |
2021-01-15 |
| 19. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
102.96 |
0.8967 |
0.1313 |
85 |
1 |
102.96 |
2021-01-15 |
| 20. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
102.07 |
1.0233 |
0.0105 |
188 |
3 |
94.58 |
2021-05-13 |
| 21. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
101.88 |
0.9792 |
0.0461 |
158 |
1 |
101.88 |
2021-01-10 |
| 22. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
101.36 |
0.9934 |
0.0265 |
56 |
6 |
91.53 |
2021-01-24 |
| 23. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
101.04 |
1.0524 |
-0.0274 |
113 |
1 |
101.04 |
2021-05-12 |
| 24. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
100.21 |
1.0848 |
-0.0777 |
63 |
2 |
98.45 |
2021-01-10 |
| 25. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
100.03 |
0.9864 |
0.0142 |
65 |
2 |
95.44 |
2021-01-10 |
| 26. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
99.88 |
1.0908 |
-0.0866 |
162 |
1 |
99.88 |
2021-01-21 |
| 27. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
99.66 |
1.1052 |
-0.1066 |
99 |
1 |
99.66 |
2021-01-09 |
| 28. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
99.52 |
1.0626 |
-0.0614 |
74 |
3 |
88.79 |
2022-02-16 |
| 29. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
97.66 |
0.9714 |
0.0155 |
146 |
1 |
97.66 |
2021-01-10 |
| 30. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
94.23 |
0.9413 |
-0.0031 |
131 |
1 |
94.23 |
2021-05-12 |
| 31. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
93.29 |
1.0933 |
-0.1551 |
110 |
2 |
93.28 |
2021-01-21 |
| 32. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
92.39 |
0.9725 |
-0.0385 |
165 |
2 |
87.06 |
2021-05-12 |
| 33. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
91.34 |
0.9903 |
-0.0715 |
121 |
1 |
91.34 |
2021-01-21 |
| 34. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
91.19 |
1.1237 |
-0.2147 |
71 |
2 |
84.35 |
2021-01-21 |
| 35. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
89.07 |
1.0103 |
-0.1125 |
89 |
1 |
89.07 |
2021-01-21 |
| 36. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
86.23 |
1.0453 |
-0.1727 |
114 |
2 |
84.73 |
2021-01-21 |
| 37. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
82.66 |
1.0756 |
-0.2479 |
56 |
2 |
77.70 |
2021-01-11 |
| 38. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
81.45 |
0.9609 |
-0.1398 |
142 |
2 |
80.99 |
2021-05-13 |
| 39. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
80.95 |
0.9534 |
-0.1445 |
74 |
2 |
73.06 |
2022-02-16 |
| 40. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
79.66 |
0.8715 |
-0.0752 |
115 |
1 |
79.66 |
2021-01-09 |
| 41. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
78.68 |
0.9439 |
-0.1639 |
59 |
1 |
78.68 |
2021-01-09 |
| 42. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
77.96 |
0.9825 |
-0.1996 |
89 |
2 |
75.95 |
2021-01-21 |
| 43. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
71.22 |
1.0628 |
-0.3369 |
68 |
1 |
71.22 |
2021-01-09 |
| 44. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
64.42 |
1.0318 |
-0.3769 |
119 |
1 |
64.42 |
2021-01-21 |