| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
95.48 |
1.1245 |
0.1280 |
71 |
4 |
89.55 |
2021-02-12 |
| 2. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
95.18 |
1.0787 |
0.1661 |
63 |
4 |
86.21 |
2021-02-12 |
| 3. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
92.42 |
0.9907 |
0.2415 |
56 |
6 |
78.10 |
2021-02-12 |
| 4. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
89.50 |
1.0928 |
0.1015 |
110 |
2 |
89.29 |
2021-01-18 |
| 5. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
89.42 |
1.0577 |
0.1315 |
77 |
6 |
72.98 |
2021-02-12 |
| 6. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
88.73 |
0.9403 |
0.2266 |
59 |
2 |
77.60 |
2021-02-12 |
| 7. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
87.65 |
1.0540 |
0.1066 |
74 |
3 |
74.77 |
2021-02-12 |
| 8. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
87.43 |
1.0557 |
0.1143 |
68 |
2 |
74.26 |
2021-01-18 |
| 9. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
85.76 |
1.0596 |
0.0747 |
91 |
1 |
85.76 |
2021-05-22 |
| 10. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
84.04 |
1.0857 |
0.0422 |
138 |
5 |
67.06 |
2021-06-04 |
| 11. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
83.65 |
0.9773 |
0.1313 |
109 |
7 |
70.36 |
2021-02-12 |
| 12. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
83.43 |
1.0308 |
0.0853 |
120 |
4 |
71.50 |
2021-06-04 |
| 13. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
83.20 |
1.0280 |
0.0886 |
119 |
3 |
77.05 |
2021-02-12 |
| 14. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
83.19 |
1.0040 |
0.0772 |
61 |
1 |
83.19 |
2021-05-22 |
| 15. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
82.10 |
1.0783 |
0.0070 |
110 |
2 |
81.88 |
2021-01-18 |
| 16. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
82.09 |
1.0431 |
0.0520 |
114 |
2 |
75.07 |
2021-01-18 |
| 17. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
81.70 |
0.9720 |
0.1098 |
146 |
3 |
78.78 |
2021-05-22 |
| 18. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
81.11 |
0.9992 |
0.0794 |
81 |
5 |
72.70 |
2021-02-12 |
| 19. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
80.22 |
1.0319 |
0.0380 |
71 |
1 |
80.22 |
2021-01-18 |
| 20. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
79.58 |
1.1018 |
-0.0374 |
99 |
2 |
77.67 |
2021-01-18 |
| 21. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
79.44 |
0.9846 |
0.0860 |
144 |
3 |
72.97 |
2021-06-04 |
| 22. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
78.18 |
1.0061 |
0.0401 |
53 |
1 |
78.18 |
2021-02-12 |
| 23. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
76.71 |
1.0295 |
0.0036 |
155 |
1 |
76.71 |
2021-01-14 |
| 24. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
76.34 |
0.9863 |
0.0305 |
66 |
4 |
66.49 |
2021-07-12 |
| 25. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
76.31 |
1.0889 |
-0.0732 |
162 |
4 |
73.73 |
2021-01-18 |
| 26. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
76.01 |
0.9831 |
0.0216 |
107 |
6 |
61.43 |
2021-02-12 |
| 27. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
75.98 |
1.0305 |
-0.0251 |
93 |
2 |
70.98 |
2021-07-12 |
| 28. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
75.97 |
0.9505 |
0.0556 |
74 |
2 |
60.39 |
2021-07-12 |
| 29. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
75.90 |
1.0953 |
-0.0947 |
117 |
1 |
75.90 |
2021-01-18 |
| 30. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
75.13 |
0.9923 |
0.0162 |
121 |
5 |
68.36 |
2021-02-12 |
| 31. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
74.86 |
0.9831 |
0.0126 |
158 |
4 |
68.21 |
2021-07-12 |
| 32. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
74.59 |
0.9638 |
0.0433 |
86 |
5 |
62.63 |
2021-02-12 |
| 33. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
74.45 |
1.0684 |
-0.0702 |
142 |
2 |
74.23 |
2021-02-12 |
| 34. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
74.43 |
1.0168 |
-0.0306 |
74 |
1 |
74.43 |
2021-02-12 |
| 35. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
74.39 |
1.0703 |
-0.0775 |
122 |
1 |
74.39 |
2021-02-12 |
| 36. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
74.18 |
1.0738 |
-0.0678 |
114 |
2 |
68.02 |
2021-01-18 |
| 37. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
73.55 |
1.0294 |
-0.0402 |
57 |
3 |
70.91 |
2021-01-18 |
| 38. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
73.14 |
0.9741 |
0.0059 |
101 |
2 |
71.32 |
2021-01-18 |
| 39. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
72.74 |
0.9823 |
-0.0056 |
79 |
2 |
71.41 |
2021-01-18 |
| 40. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
70.83 |
0.9955 |
-0.0432 |
121 |
1 |
70.83 |
2021-01-18 |
| 41. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
70.59 |
0.8968 |
0.0346 |
85 |
5 |
65.18 |
2021-01-18 |
| 42. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
69.48 |
1.1086 |
-0.1897 |
81 |
2 |
61.66 |
2021-01-18 |
| 43. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
68.53 |
0.9614 |
-0.0407 |
142 |
4 |
64.72 |
2021-02-12 |
| 44. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
68.37 |
1.0175 |
-0.1057 |
105 |
2 |
64.86 |
2021-02-12 |
| 45. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
68.26 |
1.0062 |
-0.0933 |
89 |
2 |
67.10 |
2021-01-18 |
| 46. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
67.95 |
0.9581 |
-0.0489 |
79 |
4 |
57.52 |
2021-01-18 |
| 47. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
67.91 |
0.9999 |
-0.1359 |
76 |
1 |
67.91 |
2021-02-12 |
| 48. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
67.13 |
0.9805 |
-0.0965 |
65 |
2 |
67.10 |
2021-01-18 |
| 49. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
66.85 |
0.9008 |
-0.0100 |
129 |
2 |
64.23 |
2021-01-18 |
| 50. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
66.52 |
1.0706 |
-0.1950 |
56 |
2 |
61.97 |
2021-01-18 |
| 51. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
65.55 |
0.9839 |
-0.1036 |
89 |
2 |
58.89 |
2021-01-18 |
| 52. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
64.72 |
0.8672 |
-0.0048 |
115 |
1 |
64.72 |
2021-01-18 |
| 53. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
64.32 |
1.0243 |
-0.1573 |
188 |
2 |
62.08 |
2021-07-12 |
| 54. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
63.68 |
0.9763 |
-0.1161 |
165 |
1 |
63.68 |
2021-01-18 |
| 55. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
63.53 |
1.0407 |
-0.2133 |
97 |
1 |
63.53 |
2021-05-22 |
| 56. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
54.58 |
1.0688 |
-0.3322 |
97 |
1 |
54.58 |
2021-01-18 |