Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
52.50 |
1.0670 |
0.2837 |
97 |
2 |
43.92 |
2022-03-30 |
2. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
51.47 |
1.1460 |
0.1782 |
86 |
2 |
49.59 |
2022-03-30 |
3. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
49.72 |
1.1314 |
0.1478 |
67 |
3 |
44.89 |
2022-03-30 |
4. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
49.23 |
1.0314 |
0.2352 |
53 |
3 |
39.70 |
2022-03-30 |
5. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... |
48.32 |
1.0548 |
0.1884 |
81 |
1 |
48.32 |
2022-03-30 |
6. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
47.46 |
1.0814 |
0.1397 |
110 |
2 |
46.25 |
2024-01-17 |
7. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
47.02 |
1.0966 |
0.1131 |
121 |
2 |
45.74 |
2022-03-18 |
8. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
46.88 |
0.9893 |
0.2168 |
66 |
2 |
39.61 |
2022-03-30 |
9. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
46.52 |
1.0280 |
0.1689 |
75 |
3 |
43.41 |
2022-03-21 |
10. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
45.74 |
0.9816 |
0.1952 |
79 |
1 |
45.74 |
2022-03-30 |
11. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
45.29 |
1.1237 |
0.0415 |
71 |
2 |
43.07 |
2022-03-27 |
12. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
45.18 |
1.0858 |
0.0766 |
138 |
2 |
43.89 |
2022-03-11 |
13. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
44.35 |
1.0388 |
0.1022 |
106 |
3 |
39.93 |
2022-03-30 |
14. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
44.02 |
1.0318 |
0.1007 |
119 |
3 |
37.48 |
2022-03-30 |
15. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
43.96 |
1.0608 |
0.0702 |
91 |
3 |
41.87 |
2022-03-30 |
16. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
43.39 |
1.0142 |
0.1021 |
74 |
4 |
40.47 |
2022-03-11 |
17. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
42.82 |
1.0685 |
0.0332 |
103 |
1 |
42.82 |
2022-03-09 |
18. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
42.79 |
1.0530 |
0.0479 |
127 |
2 |
40.48 |
2022-03-30 |
19. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
42.14 |
1.0181 |
0.0661 |
66 |
1 |
42.14 |
2022-03-23 |
20. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
41.59 |
0.9845 |
0.0855 |
144 |
2 |
40.38 |
2022-03-21 |
21. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
41.37 |
1.0476 |
0.0168 |
138 |
3 |
38.89 |
2022-03-21 |
22. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
41.12 |
1.1052 |
-0.0473 |
99 |
2 |
39.92 |
2022-03-11 |
23. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
40.65 |
1.0285 |
0.0173 |
155 |
3 |
39.70 |
2022-03-23 |
24. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
40.28 |
1.0003 |
0.0360 |
81 |
1 |
40.28 |
2022-03-21 |
25. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
39.60 |
1.0501 |
-0.0313 |
81 |
1 |
39.60 |
2022-03-18 |
26. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
39.59 |
0.9223 |
0.0963 |
64 |
2 |
36.33 |
2022-03-30 |
27. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
39.47 |
1.0231 |
-0.0076 |
103 |
1 |
39.47 |
2022-03-30 |
28. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
39.24 |
0.9926 |
0.0170 |
143 |
2 |
34.90 |
2022-03-23 |
29. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
38.99 |
1.0113 |
-0.0082 |
79 |
1 |
38.99 |
2022-03-09 |
30. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
38.45 |
1.0120 |
-0.0228 |
61 |
2 |
36.05 |
2022-03-30 |
31. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
38.44 |
0.9792 |
0.0098 |
158 |
2 |
36.98 |
2022-03-18 |
32. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
37.72 |
0.9899 |
-0.0194 |
96 |
1 |
37.72 |
2022-03-16 |
33. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
37.44 |
1.0626 |
-0.0993 |
74 |
1 |
37.44 |
2022-03-11 |
34. |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... |
37.41 |
0.9800 |
-0.0175 |
96 |
2 |
34.89 |
2022-03-11 |
35. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
37.30 |
1.0169 |
-0.0572 |
53 |
1 |
37.30 |
2022-03-18 |
36. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
36.63 |
0.9439 |
-0.0015 |
59 |
2 |
34.44 |
2022-03-21 |
37. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
36.34 |
0.9825 |
-0.0475 |
89 |
2 |
36.09 |
2022-03-16 |
38. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
36.34 |
1.0311 |
-0.0961 |
71 |
1 |
36.34 |
2022-03-11 |
39. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
35.75 |
0.9534 |
-0.0336 |
74 |
1 |
35.75 |
2022-03-30 |
40. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
35.73 |
0.9714 |
-0.0521 |
146 |
1 |
35.73 |
2022-03-11 |
41. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
35.56 |
0.9873 |
-0.0724 |
107 |
1 |
35.56 |
2022-03-11 |
42. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
35.52 |
0.9711 |
-0.0572 |
68 |
1 |
35.52 |
2022-03-30 |
43. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
35.17 |
1.0453 |
-0.1404 |
114 |
1 |
35.17 |
2022-03-09 |
44. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
34.49 |
1.0530 |
-0.1656 |
110 |
1 |
34.49 |
2022-03-11 |
45. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
34.12 |
1.0331 |
-0.1553 |
93 |
2 |
31.51 |
2022-03-16 |
46. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
33.64 |
0.9609 |
-0.0954 |
142 |
1 |
33.64 |
2022-03-21 |
47. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
32.99 |
0.9009 |
-0.0521 |
129 |
1 |
32.99 |
2022-03-18 |
48. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
32.52 |
1.0329 |
-0.1962 |
57 |
1 |
32.52 |
2022-03-23 |
49. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
31.86 |
0.9413 |
-0.1216 |
131 |
1 |
31.86 |
2022-03-11 |
50. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
31.70 |
0.9796 |
-0.1640 |
109 |
1 |
31.70 |
2022-03-11 |
51. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
31.23 |
1.0229 |
-0.2194 |
105 |
1 |
31.23 |
2022-03-18 |
52. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
29.83 |
1.0040 |
-0.2365 |
107 |
1 |
29.83 |
2022-03-11 |
53. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
29.21 |
1.0129 |
-0.2614 |
103 |
1 |
29.21 |
2022-03-27 |
54. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
28.71 |
0.9679 |
-0.2292 |
86 |
1 |
28.71 |
2022-03-11 |
55. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
28.28 |
0.9940 |
-0.2664 |
121 |
1 |
28.28 |
2022-03-16 |