| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
40.07 |
1.0756 |
-1.0598 |
56 |
1 |
40.07 |
2021-01-22 |
| 2. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
34.83 |
1.0738 |
-1.0398 |
142 |
1 |
34.83 |
2021-01-20 |
| 3. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
34.53 |
1.1084 |
-1.0924 |
81 |
1 |
34.53 |
2021-01-20 |
| 4. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
34.30 |
1.0670 |
-1.0316 |
97 |
1 |
34.30 |
2021-01-26 |
| 5. |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at... |
34.18 |
1.0710 |
-0.9920 |
69 |
2 |
31.98 |
2021-01-20 |
| 6. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
34.17 |
1.0283 |
-1.0108 |
120 |
1 |
34.17 |
2021-01-22 |
| 7. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
33.75 |
1.0322 |
-1.0115 |
87 |
3 |
32.76 |
2021-01-21 |
| 8. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
33.54 |
0.9934 |
-0.9697 |
56 |
1 |
33.54 |
2021-01-20 |
| 9. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
33.46 |
1.0181 |
-0.9767 |
66 |
1 |
33.46 |
2021-01-29 |
| 10. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
33.36 |
1.0280 |
-1.0218 |
75 |
3 |
30.88 |
2021-01-22 |
| 11. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
32.87 |
1.0908 |
-1.0659 |
162 |
2 |
32.06 |
2021-01-20 |
| 12. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
32.64 |
1.0628 |
-1.0283 |
68 |
1 |
32.64 |
2021-01-21 |
| 13. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
32.63 |
0.9679 |
-0.9411 |
86 |
4 |
29.66 |
2021-01-22 |
| 14. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
32.40 |
0.9893 |
-0.9684 |
66 |
2 |
29.95 |
2021-01-20 |
| 15. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
31.72 |
1.0814 |
-1.0597 |
110 |
1 |
31.72 |
2021-01-20 |
| 16. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
31.50 |
0.9997 |
-1.0139 |
82 |
2 |
25.88 |
2021-01-22 |
| 17. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
31.40 |
1.0453 |
-1.0281 |
114 |
3 |
28.12 |
2021-01-22 |
| 18. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
31.13 |
1.0607 |
-1.0343 |
77 |
2 |
30.83 |
2021-01-20 |
| 19. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
30.67 |
0.9873 |
-0.9775 |
107 |
3 |
28.89 |
2021-01-22 |
| 20. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
29.82 |
0.9693 |
-0.9578 |
101 |
1 |
29.82 |
2021-01-22 |
| 21. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
29.57 |
0.9714 |
-0.9680 |
146 |
1 |
29.57 |
2021-01-20 |
| 22. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
29.40 |
0.9816 |
-0.9633 |
79 |
2 |
27.02 |
2021-01-23 |
| 23. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
29.20 |
0.9792 |
-0.9767 |
158 |
1 |
29.20 |
2021-01-20 |
| 24. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
29.16 |
0.9845 |
-0.9848 |
144 |
2 |
27.88 |
2021-01-24 |
| 25. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
28.75 |
0.9940 |
-0.9562 |
121 |
1 |
28.75 |
2021-01-22 |
| 26. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
28.46 |
1.0626 |
-1.0520 |
74 |
2 |
27.82 |
2021-01-22 |
| 27. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
28.36 |
0.9899 |
-0.9764 |
96 |
1 |
28.36 |
2021-01-19 |
| 28. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... |
28.29 |
1.0548 |
-1.0643 |
81 |
2 |
27.40 |
2021-01-20 |
| 29. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
28.24 |
0.9903 |
-0.9827 |
121 |
1 |
28.24 |
2021-01-20 |
| 30. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
27.97 |
0.9556 |
-0.9433 |
79 |
1 |
27.97 |
2021-01-20 |
| 31. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
27.81 |
1.0530 |
-1.0270 |
127 |
1 |
27.81 |
2021-01-29 |
| 32. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
27.15 |
1.0406 |
-1.0154 |
63 |
1 |
27.15 |
2021-01-21 |
| 33. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
26.73 |
0.9534 |
-0.9493 |
74 |
3 |
24.64 |
2021-01-24 |
| 34. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
25.68 |
1.0233 |
-1.0166 |
188 |
1 |
25.68 |
2021-01-20 |
| 35. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
24.59 |
1.0209 |
-0.9967 |
154 |
1 |
24.59 |
2021-01-31 |
| 36. |
You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad... |
24.34 |
0.9628 |
-1.0049 |
69 |
1 |
24.34 |
2021-01-21 |
| 37. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
24.02 |
1.0329 |
-1.0208 |
57 |
1 |
24.02 |
2021-01-22 |
| 38. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
23.42 |
1.0311 |
-1.0074 |
71 |
1 |
23.42 |
2021-01-20 |
| 39. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
22.09 |
0.8715 |
-0.8740 |
115 |
1 |
22.09 |
2021-01-20 |
| 40. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
21.51 |
0.8967 |
-0.8769 |
85 |
1 |
21.51 |
2021-01-22 |