| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
95.84 |
1.0756 |
0.2588 |
56 |
2 |
81.22 |
2021-06-04 |
| 2. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
94.88 |
1.0778 |
0.2577 |
122 |
1 |
94.88 |
2021-06-04 |
| 3. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
94.65 |
1.0501 |
0.2589 |
81 |
1 |
94.65 |
2021-06-04 |
| 4. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
93.47 |
1.0476 |
0.2662 |
138 |
2 |
84.64 |
2021-06-04 |
| 5. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
91.26 |
1.1314 |
0.1335 |
67 |
3 |
81.28 |
2021-06-04 |
| 6. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
88.43 |
1.0181 |
0.1997 |
66 |
1 |
88.43 |
2021-06-03 |
| 7. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
87.91 |
0.9192 |
0.3308 |
116 |
2 |
73.73 |
2021-06-04 |
| 8. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
87.52 |
1.0129 |
0.2245 |
103 |
2 |
79.00 |
2021-06-04 |
| 9. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
87.48 |
1.0933 |
0.1346 |
110 |
1 |
87.48 |
2021-06-04 |
| 10. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
87.00 |
1.0003 |
0.2206 |
81 |
1 |
87.00 |
2021-06-03 |
| 11. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
85.59 |
1.1237 |
0.0502 |
71 |
1 |
85.59 |
2021-06-03 |
| 12. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
85.20 |
1.0595 |
0.1431 |
134 |
1 |
85.20 |
2021-06-03 |
| 13. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
85.03 |
1.0425 |
0.1412 |
97 |
1 |
85.03 |
2021-06-03 |
| 14. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
83.77 |
1.0712 |
0.1165 |
114 |
1 |
83.77 |
2021-06-04 |
| 15. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
83.68 |
1.0318 |
0.1492 |
119 |
3 |
78.00 |
2021-06-04 |
| 16. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
83.63 |
1.0329 |
0.1500 |
57 |
2 |
82.23 |
2021-06-04 |
| 17. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
83.44 |
0.9998 |
0.1733 |
55 |
1 |
83.44 |
2021-06-03 |
| 18. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
82.80 |
1.0530 |
0.1241 |
110 |
1 |
82.80 |
2021-06-04 |
| 19. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
82.07 |
1.0530 |
0.0894 |
127 |
1 |
82.07 |
2021-06-04 |
| 20. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
81.15 |
1.0439 |
0.0856 |
90 |
1 |
81.15 |
2021-06-04 |
| 21. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
81.08 |
1.0103 |
0.1285 |
89 |
1 |
81.08 |
2021-06-04 |
| 22. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
80.98 |
1.0229 |
0.1240 |
105 |
1 |
80.98 |
2021-06-04 |
| 23. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
78.95 |
1.0040 |
0.1037 |
107 |
1 |
78.95 |
2021-06-04 |
| 24. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
78.86 |
0.9714 |
0.1309 |
146 |
1 |
78.86 |
2021-06-04 |
| 25. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
76.97 |
1.0908 |
-0.0080 |
162 |
1 |
76.97 |
2021-03-02 |
| 26. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
76.12 |
1.0314 |
0.0146 |
53 |
1 |
76.12 |
2021-06-03 |
| 27. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
74.91 |
0.9926 |
0.0634 |
143 |
1 |
74.91 |
2021-06-04 |
| 28. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
74.62 |
1.0331 |
0.0157 |
93 |
1 |
74.62 |
2021-03-02 |
| 29. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
74.33 |
1.0741 |
-0.0284 |
122 |
1 |
74.33 |
2021-03-02 |
| 30. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
73.21 |
0.9934 |
0.0315 |
56 |
1 |
73.21 |
2021-06-04 |
| 31. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
72.49 |
1.0285 |
-0.0057 |
155 |
1 |
72.49 |
2021-06-04 |
| 32. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
71.36 |
0.9556 |
0.0450 |
79 |
1 |
71.36 |
2021-06-03 |
| 33. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
70.14 |
0.9945 |
-0.0033 |
91 |
2 |
69.99 |
2021-06-04 |
| 34. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
68.46 |
0.9679 |
0.0096 |
86 |
1 |
68.46 |
2021-06-04 |
| 35. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
64.82 |
1.1052 |
-0.1928 |
99 |
1 |
64.82 |
2021-06-03 |
| 36. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
63.22 |
0.9825 |
-0.0924 |
89 |
1 |
63.22 |
2021-06-03 |
| 37. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
61.36 |
0.8967 |
-0.0398 |
85 |
1 |
61.36 |
2021-06-04 |
| 38. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
54.06 |
0.9413 |
-0.2029 |
131 |
1 |
54.06 |
2021-03-02 |
| 39. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
52.51 |
1.0113 |
-0.3113 |
79 |
1 |
52.51 |
2021-06-03 |
| 40. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
48.62 |
1.0120 |
-0.3558 |
61 |
1 |
48.62 |
2021-06-03 |