| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
137.39 |
1.0233 |
0.1561 |
188 |
1 |
137.39 |
2021-01-17 |
| 2. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
134.41 |
1.0322 |
0.1475 |
87 |
1 |
134.41 |
2021-01-17 |
| 3. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
133.91 |
0.9997 |
0.1652 |
82 |
2 |
126.18 |
2021-01-17 |
| 4. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
133.33 |
1.0756 |
0.1546 |
56 |
1 |
133.33 |
2021-01-17 |
| 5. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
132.41 |
1.0530 |
0.0946 |
110 |
1 |
132.41 |
2021-01-17 |
| 6. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
130.95 |
1.0858 |
0.0555 |
138 |
1 |
130.95 |
2021-01-17 |
| 7. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
128.89 |
1.0329 |
0.1698 |
57 |
1 |
128.89 |
2021-01-17 |
| 8. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
127.73 |
1.0908 |
-0.0046 |
162 |
1 |
127.73 |
2021-01-17 |
| 9. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
126.15 |
1.1084 |
0.0303 |
81 |
1 |
126.15 |
2021-01-17 |
| 10. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
124.76 |
0.9899 |
0.1359 |
96 |
1 |
124.76 |
2021-01-17 |
| 11. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
124.05 |
0.9934 |
0.0672 |
56 |
1 |
124.05 |
2021-01-17 |
| 12. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
123.66 |
1.0814 |
-0.0332 |
110 |
1 |
123.66 |
2021-01-17 |
| 13. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
120.85 |
1.0626 |
-0.0195 |
74 |
1 |
120.85 |
2021-01-17 |
| 14. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
119.55 |
1.1052 |
-0.0119 |
99 |
1 |
119.55 |
2021-01-17 |
| 15. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
117.42 |
1.0738 |
-0.0214 |
142 |
1 |
117.42 |
2021-01-17 |
| 16. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
117.23 |
0.9009 |
0.1053 |
129 |
1 |
117.23 |
2021-01-17 |
| 17. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
117.04 |
1.0453 |
-0.0102 |
114 |
1 |
117.04 |
2021-01-17 |
| 18. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
116.92 |
0.9556 |
0.0045 |
79 |
2 |
112.42 |
2021-01-17 |
| 19. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
116.21 |
1.0457 |
0.0040 |
223 |
1 |
116.21 |
2021-01-17 |
| 20. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
115.58 |
1.0848 |
-0.1257 |
63 |
1 |
115.58 |
2021-01-17 |
| 21. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
113.08 |
0.9903 |
0.0036 |
121 |
1 |
113.08 |
2021-01-17 |
| 22. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
112.35 |
1.0285 |
-0.0491 |
155 |
1 |
112.35 |
2021-01-17 |
| 23. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
111.07 |
1.0628 |
-0.0880 |
68 |
1 |
111.07 |
2021-01-17 |
| 24. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
109.32 |
1.0607 |
-0.0506 |
77 |
1 |
109.32 |
2021-01-17 |
| 25. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
107.08 |
1.0318 |
-0.0901 |
119 |
1 |
107.08 |
2021-01-17 |
| 26. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
106.60 |
0.9792 |
-0.0413 |
158 |
1 |
106.60 |
2021-01-17 |
| 27. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
106.51 |
0.9893 |
-0.0419 |
66 |
1 |
106.51 |
2021-01-17 |
| 28. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
106.02 |
0.9534 |
-0.0378 |
74 |
1 |
106.02 |
2021-01-17 |
| 29. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
105.06 |
1.0741 |
-0.1407 |
122 |
1 |
105.06 |
2021-01-17 |
| 30. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
103.12 |
0.9873 |
-0.0690 |
107 |
1 |
103.12 |
2021-01-17 |
| 31. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
102.01 |
1.1237 |
-0.1872 |
71 |
1 |
102.01 |
2021-01-17 |
| 32. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
101.89 |
0.9816 |
-0.0715 |
79 |
1 |
101.89 |
2021-01-17 |
| 33. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
100.62 |
0.9679 |
-0.0576 |
86 |
1 |
100.62 |
2021-01-17 |
| 34. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
99.49 |
0.9940 |
-0.0733 |
121 |
1 |
99.49 |
2021-01-17 |
| 35. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
98.54 |
0.9825 |
-0.1506 |
89 |
1 |
98.54 |
2021-01-17 |
| 36. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
98.43 |
0.9725 |
-0.1160 |
165 |
1 |
98.43 |
2021-01-17 |
| 37. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
94.13 |
0.8967 |
-0.0248 |
85 |
1 |
94.13 |
2021-01-17 |
| 38. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
93.97 |
0.8715 |
-0.0665 |
115 |
1 |
93.97 |
2021-01-17 |