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1. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... 43.62 1.1018 -1.0536 99 9 31.64 2021-02-01
2. I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... 42.52 1.1443 -1.0937 86 3 32.64 2021-02-01
3. Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... 40.62 1.0857 -1.0649 138 3 30.58 2021-02-01
4. My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at... 38.43 1.0635 0.0000 69 5 27.35 2021-01-17
5. I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... 38.01 1.0431 -1.0026 114 7 29.54 2021-02-01
6. Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... 37.84 1.0280 -1.0111 119 8 29.90 2021-02-01
7. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... 37.68 1.1086 -1.1000 81 3 29.80 2021-01-20
8. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. 37.59 1.0294 -1.0354 57 4 29.20 2021-02-01
9. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... 37.51 0.9638 -0.9197 86 11 28.49 2021-02-01
10. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... 37.38 1.0276 -1.0222 75 6 29.94 2021-01-25
11. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit... 36.63 1.0968 0.0000 64 3 33.36 2021-01-23
12. How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. 36.41 0.9907 -1.0058 56 3 31.44 2021-01-25
13. What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... 36.26 1.0175 0.0000 66 2 32.30 2021-02-01
14. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... 36.21 0.9992 -1.0012 81 5 30.44 2021-01-20
15. Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... 35.84 1.0889 -1.0807 162 6 28.48 2021-02-01
16. An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... 35.80 1.0474 -1.0147 223 2 34.24 2021-02-01
17. I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... 35.75 0.9763 -0.9229 165 9 28.51 2021-02-01
18. A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... 35.44 1.0684 -1.0454 142 7 29.62 2021-02-01
19. My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... 35.37 1.0973 -1.0791 121 1 35.37 2021-02-01
20. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... 35.32 1.0928 -1.0384 110 4 29.17 2021-01-23
21. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... 35.20 1.0953 -1.0440 117 4 30.96 2021-01-23
22. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... 34.94 0.9863 -0.9716 66 4 29.45 2021-02-01
23. I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... 34.92 0.9690 -0.9653 68 2 33.44 2021-02-01
24. What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... 34.89 1.0107 0.0000 154 2 31.95 2021-02-01
25. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... 34.85 1.0783 -1.0691 110 8 31.21 2021-01-25
26. This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... 34.81 0.9900 -0.9803 96 6 28.05 2021-01-20
27. What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... 34.81 1.0516 -1.0257 127 7 27.49 2021-01-20
28. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... 34.76 1.1245 -1.0904 71 4 29.94 2021-02-01
29. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... 34.66 1.0319 -1.0043 71 8 25.25 2021-02-01
30. How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... 34.65 1.0398 -1.0134 63 4 28.00 2021-02-01
31. What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... 34.61 1.0738 -1.0049 114 9 29.10 2021-02-01
32. A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... 34.59 0.9955 -0.9412 121 5 29.83 2021-02-01
33. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... 34.53 0.9958 -1.0015 82 7 27.43 2021-02-01
34. I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... 34.33 1.0062 -1.0084 89 4 30.01 2021-01-25
35. Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... 33.85 1.0540 -1.0687 74 10 24.93 2021-02-01
36. Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. 33.49 1.0061 0.0000 53 2 31.29 2021-02-01
37. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... 33.32 1.0577 -0.9887 77 6 28.49 2021-02-01
38. What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... 33.27 0.9805 -0.9609 65 9 25.01 2021-02-01
39. What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... 33.11 1.0413 -1.0047 106 4 29.39 2021-01-25
40. I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... 33.03 1.0698 -1.0666 122 1 33.03 2021-02-01
41. What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... 33.00 1.0037 0.0000 79 1 33.00 2021-02-01
42. My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... 32.90 1.1273 -1.0854 67 1 32.90 2021-02-01
43. You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... 32.89 1.0319 -1.0060 87 7 27.96 2021-01-23
44. Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... 32.46 0.9798 -0.9872 96 4 28.24 2021-02-01
45. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 32.45 1.0706 -1.0515 56 6 26.40 2021-02-01
46. I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... 32.31 1.0499 -0.8961 113 1 32.31 2021-02-01
47. Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... 32.30 1.0703 -1.0467 122 5 29.66 2021-01-25
48. How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. 32.19 1.0040 -1.0246 61 2 31.79 2021-02-01
49. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... 32.02 0.9823 -0.9657 79 6 29.97 2021-02-01
50. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... 31.84 1.0295 -1.0181 155 4 27.70 2021-01-23
51. What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... 31.60 0.9741 -0.9751 101 8 26.05 2021-02-01
52. What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... 31.41 1.0557 -1.0369 68 3 22.84 2021-01-25
53. Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... 31.36 0.9925 -0.9761 143 9 27.20 2021-02-01
54. One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... 31.28 0.9846 -0.9972 144 10 27.44 2021-02-01
55. What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... 31.14 0.9177 -1.0622 64 2 30.20 2021-02-01
56. I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... 30.97 0.9773 -0.9956 109 4 24.80 2021-01-23
57. Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... 30.95 1.0329 0.0000 119 1 30.95 2021-02-01
58. I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... 30.82 1.0243 -1.0104 188 9 27.06 2021-01-25
59. And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... 30.78 0.9157 -0.9127 116 8 25.20 2021-01-23
60. I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... 30.58 0.9614 -0.9797 142 7 27.07 2021-01-25
61. Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... 30.21 0.9581 -0.9854 79 7 22.25 2021-02-01
62. Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... 30.01 0.9720 -0.9594 146 2 28.89 2021-01-25
63. My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... 29.91 0.9923 -0.9778 121 5 27.74 2021-02-01
64. I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... 29.56 1.0389 -0.8309 90 1 29.56 2021-02-01
65. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... 29.51 0.9999 -1.0232 76 1 29.51 2021-02-01
66. Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... 29.45 1.0305 0.0000 93 1 29.45 2021-02-01
67. Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. 29.26 0.9403 -0.9678 59 5 26.21 2021-02-01
68. Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... 29.04 1.0787 -1.1341 63 5 27.14 2021-01-19
69. A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... 28.76 0.9831 -0.9757 158 3 28.00 2021-01-20
70. My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... 28.55 0.9831 -0.9391 107 5 26.79 2021-01-24
71. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... 28.48 0.9505 -0.9337 74 11 23.79 2021-01-25
72. So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... 27.92 1.0308 -1.0373 120 3 22.46 2021-01-20
73. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... 27.83 1.0688 -1.0469 97 5 25.69 2021-01-23
74. Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... 27.48 0.8968 -0.8368 85 6 22.78 2021-01-24
75. I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... 27.41 1.0175 -0.9476 105 1 27.41 2021-02-01
76. Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... 27.01 0.9839 -1.0108 89 4 23.43 2021-02-01
77. Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... 26.92 0.9886 -0.9270 91 1 26.92 2021-02-01
78. A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... 26.69 0.8672 -0.8836 115 4 22.00 2021-02-01
79. The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... 25.71 1.0082 -0.9543 107 1 25.71 2021-02-01
80. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... 24.90 0.9008 -0.8975 129 2 23.80 2021-01-20
81. What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... 24.14 1.0156 -0.9937 106 1 24.14 2021-02-01
82. What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... 23.43 0.9646 -0.9731 96 1 23.43 2021-01-20
83. You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad... 23.13 0.9563 0.0000 69 3 21.06 2021-01-17
84. Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... 22.76 1.0511 -1.0250 110 2 22.20 2021-01-17
85. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... 21.82 1.0567 -1.0089 81 1 21.82 2021-01-17