| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
43.62 |
1.1018 |
-1.0536 |
99 |
9 |
31.64 |
2021-02-01 |
| 2. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
42.52 |
1.1443 |
-1.0937 |
86 |
3 |
32.64 |
2021-02-01 |
| 3. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
40.62 |
1.0857 |
-1.0649 |
138 |
3 |
30.58 |
2021-02-01 |
| 4. |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at... |
38.43 |
1.0635 |
0.0000 |
69 |
5 |
27.35 |
2021-01-17 |
| 5. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
38.01 |
1.0431 |
-1.0026 |
114 |
7 |
29.54 |
2021-02-01 |
| 6. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
37.84 |
1.0280 |
-1.0111 |
119 |
8 |
29.90 |
2021-02-01 |
| 7. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
37.68 |
1.1086 |
-1.1000 |
81 |
3 |
29.80 |
2021-01-20 |
| 8. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
37.59 |
1.0294 |
-1.0354 |
57 |
4 |
29.20 |
2021-02-01 |
| 9. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
37.51 |
0.9638 |
-0.9197 |
86 |
11 |
28.49 |
2021-02-01 |
| 10. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
37.38 |
1.0276 |
-1.0222 |
75 |
6 |
29.94 |
2021-01-25 |
| 11. |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit... |
36.63 |
1.0968 |
0.0000 |
64 |
3 |
33.36 |
2021-01-23 |
| 12. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
36.41 |
0.9907 |
-1.0058 |
56 |
3 |
31.44 |
2021-01-25 |
| 13. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
36.26 |
1.0175 |
0.0000 |
66 |
2 |
32.30 |
2021-02-01 |
| 14. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
36.21 |
0.9992 |
-1.0012 |
81 |
5 |
30.44 |
2021-01-20 |
| 15. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
35.84 |
1.0889 |
-1.0807 |
162 |
6 |
28.48 |
2021-02-01 |
| 16. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
35.80 |
1.0474 |
-1.0147 |
223 |
2 |
34.24 |
2021-02-01 |
| 17. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
35.75 |
0.9763 |
-0.9229 |
165 |
9 |
28.51 |
2021-02-01 |
| 18. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
35.44 |
1.0684 |
-1.0454 |
142 |
7 |
29.62 |
2021-02-01 |
| 19. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
35.37 |
1.0973 |
-1.0791 |
121 |
1 |
35.37 |
2021-02-01 |
| 20. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
35.32 |
1.0928 |
-1.0384 |
110 |
4 |
29.17 |
2021-01-23 |
| 21. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
35.20 |
1.0953 |
-1.0440 |
117 |
4 |
30.96 |
2021-01-23 |
| 22. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
34.94 |
0.9863 |
-0.9716 |
66 |
4 |
29.45 |
2021-02-01 |
| 23. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
34.92 |
0.9690 |
-0.9653 |
68 |
2 |
33.44 |
2021-02-01 |
| 24. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
34.89 |
1.0107 |
0.0000 |
154 |
2 |
31.95 |
2021-02-01 |
| 25. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
34.85 |
1.0783 |
-1.0691 |
110 |
8 |
31.21 |
2021-01-25 |
| 26. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
34.81 |
0.9900 |
-0.9803 |
96 |
6 |
28.05 |
2021-01-20 |
| 27. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
34.81 |
1.0516 |
-1.0257 |
127 |
7 |
27.49 |
2021-01-20 |
| 28. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
34.76 |
1.1245 |
-1.0904 |
71 |
4 |
29.94 |
2021-02-01 |
| 29. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
34.66 |
1.0319 |
-1.0043 |
71 |
8 |
25.25 |
2021-02-01 |
| 30. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
34.65 |
1.0398 |
-1.0134 |
63 |
4 |
28.00 |
2021-02-01 |
| 31. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
34.61 |
1.0738 |
-1.0049 |
114 |
9 |
29.10 |
2021-02-01 |
| 32. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
34.59 |
0.9955 |
-0.9412 |
121 |
5 |
29.83 |
2021-02-01 |
| 33. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
34.53 |
0.9958 |
-1.0015 |
82 |
7 |
27.43 |
2021-02-01 |
| 34. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
34.33 |
1.0062 |
-1.0084 |
89 |
4 |
30.01 |
2021-01-25 |
| 35. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
33.85 |
1.0540 |
-1.0687 |
74 |
10 |
24.93 |
2021-02-01 |
| 36. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
33.49 |
1.0061 |
0.0000 |
53 |
2 |
31.29 |
2021-02-01 |
| 37. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
33.32 |
1.0577 |
-0.9887 |
77 |
6 |
28.49 |
2021-02-01 |
| 38. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
33.27 |
0.9805 |
-0.9609 |
65 |
9 |
25.01 |
2021-02-01 |
| 39. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
33.11 |
1.0413 |
-1.0047 |
106 |
4 |
29.39 |
2021-01-25 |
| 40. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
33.03 |
1.0698 |
-1.0666 |
122 |
1 |
33.03 |
2021-02-01 |
| 41. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
33.00 |
1.0037 |
0.0000 |
79 |
1 |
33.00 |
2021-02-01 |
| 42. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
32.90 |
1.1273 |
-1.0854 |
67 |
1 |
32.90 |
2021-02-01 |
| 43. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
32.89 |
1.0319 |
-1.0060 |
87 |
7 |
27.96 |
2021-01-23 |
| 44. |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... |
32.46 |
0.9798 |
-0.9872 |
96 |
4 |
28.24 |
2021-02-01 |
| 45. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
32.45 |
1.0706 |
-1.0515 |
56 |
6 |
26.40 |
2021-02-01 |
| 46. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
32.31 |
1.0499 |
-0.8961 |
113 |
1 |
32.31 |
2021-02-01 |
| 47. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
32.30 |
1.0703 |
-1.0467 |
122 |
5 |
29.66 |
2021-01-25 |
| 48. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
32.19 |
1.0040 |
-1.0246 |
61 |
2 |
31.79 |
2021-02-01 |
| 49. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
32.02 |
0.9823 |
-0.9657 |
79 |
6 |
29.97 |
2021-02-01 |
| 50. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
31.84 |
1.0295 |
-1.0181 |
155 |
4 |
27.70 |
2021-01-23 |
| 51. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
31.60 |
0.9741 |
-0.9751 |
101 |
8 |
26.05 |
2021-02-01 |
| 52. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
31.41 |
1.0557 |
-1.0369 |
68 |
3 |
22.84 |
2021-01-25 |
| 53. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
31.36 |
0.9925 |
-0.9761 |
143 |
9 |
27.20 |
2021-02-01 |
| 54. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
31.28 |
0.9846 |
-0.9972 |
144 |
10 |
27.44 |
2021-02-01 |
| 55. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
31.14 |
0.9177 |
-1.0622 |
64 |
2 |
30.20 |
2021-02-01 |
| 56. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
30.97 |
0.9773 |
-0.9956 |
109 |
4 |
24.80 |
2021-01-23 |
| 57. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
30.95 |
1.0329 |
0.0000 |
119 |
1 |
30.95 |
2021-02-01 |
| 58. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
30.82 |
1.0243 |
-1.0104 |
188 |
9 |
27.06 |
2021-01-25 |
| 59. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
30.78 |
0.9157 |
-0.9127 |
116 |
8 |
25.20 |
2021-01-23 |
| 60. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
30.58 |
0.9614 |
-0.9797 |
142 |
7 |
27.07 |
2021-01-25 |
| 61. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
30.21 |
0.9581 |
-0.9854 |
79 |
7 |
22.25 |
2021-02-01 |
| 62. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
30.01 |
0.9720 |
-0.9594 |
146 |
2 |
28.89 |
2021-01-25 |
| 63. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
29.91 |
0.9923 |
-0.9778 |
121 |
5 |
27.74 |
2021-02-01 |
| 64. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
29.56 |
1.0389 |
-0.8309 |
90 |
1 |
29.56 |
2021-02-01 |
| 65. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
29.51 |
0.9999 |
-1.0232 |
76 |
1 |
29.51 |
2021-02-01 |
| 66. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
29.45 |
1.0305 |
0.0000 |
93 |
1 |
29.45 |
2021-02-01 |
| 67. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
29.26 |
0.9403 |
-0.9678 |
59 |
5 |
26.21 |
2021-02-01 |
| 68. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
29.04 |
1.0787 |
-1.1341 |
63 |
5 |
27.14 |
2021-01-19 |
| 69. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
28.76 |
0.9831 |
-0.9757 |
158 |
3 |
28.00 |
2021-01-20 |
| 70. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
28.55 |
0.9831 |
-0.9391 |
107 |
5 |
26.79 |
2021-01-24 |
| 71. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
28.48 |
0.9505 |
-0.9337 |
74 |
11 |
23.79 |
2021-01-25 |
| 72. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
27.92 |
1.0308 |
-1.0373 |
120 |
3 |
22.46 |
2021-01-20 |
| 73. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
27.83 |
1.0688 |
-1.0469 |
97 |
5 |
25.69 |
2021-01-23 |
| 74. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
27.48 |
0.8968 |
-0.8368 |
85 |
6 |
22.78 |
2021-01-24 |
| 75. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
27.41 |
1.0175 |
-0.9476 |
105 |
1 |
27.41 |
2021-02-01 |
| 76. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
27.01 |
0.9839 |
-1.0108 |
89 |
4 |
23.43 |
2021-02-01 |
| 77. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
26.92 |
0.9886 |
-0.9270 |
91 |
1 |
26.92 |
2021-02-01 |
| 78. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
26.69 |
0.8672 |
-0.8836 |
115 |
4 |
22.00 |
2021-02-01 |
| 79. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
25.71 |
1.0082 |
-0.9543 |
107 |
1 |
25.71 |
2021-02-01 |
| 80. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
24.90 |
0.9008 |
-0.8975 |
129 |
2 |
23.80 |
2021-01-20 |
| 81. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
24.14 |
1.0156 |
-0.9937 |
106 |
1 |
24.14 |
2021-02-01 |
| 82. |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... |
23.43 |
0.9646 |
-0.9731 |
96 |
1 |
23.43 |
2021-01-20 |
| 83. |
You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad... |
23.13 |
0.9563 |
0.0000 |
69 |
3 |
21.06 |
2021-01-17 |
| 84. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
22.76 |
1.0511 |
-1.0250 |
110 |
2 |
22.20 |
2021-01-17 |
| 85. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... |
21.82 |
1.0567 |
-1.0089 |
81 |
1 |
21.82 |
2021-01-17 |