| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
66.21 |
1.1237 |
0.3143 |
71 |
3 |
63.10 |
2021-01-01 |
| 2. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
59.67 |
1.0908 |
0.2185 |
162 |
1 |
59.67 |
2020-12-28 |
| 3. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
58.63 |
1.0814 |
0.2001 |
110 |
1 |
58.63 |
2020-12-24 |
| 4. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
53.29 |
1.0322 |
0.1398 |
87 |
1 |
53.29 |
2021-01-01 |
| 5. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
51.99 |
1.0388 |
0.1010 |
106 |
1 |
51.99 |
2021-01-01 |
| 6. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
50.63 |
1.0670 |
0.0486 |
97 |
1 |
50.63 |
2021-01-01 |
| 7. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
49.95 |
1.0311 |
0.0666 |
71 |
1 |
49.95 |
2021-01-01 |
| 8. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
49.04 |
1.0848 |
-0.0175 |
63 |
1 |
49.04 |
2021-01-01 |
| 9. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
48.57 |
1.0530 |
0.0274 |
110 |
1 |
48.57 |
2021-01-01 |
| 10. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
48.36 |
1.0858 |
-0.0135 |
138 |
1 |
48.36 |
2021-01-01 |
| 11. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
47.76 |
0.9997 |
0.0413 |
82 |
1 |
47.76 |
2020-12-24 |
| 12. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
46.19 |
1.0406 |
-0.0358 |
63 |
1 |
46.19 |
2020-12-28 |
| 13. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
45.20 |
1.0233 |
-0.0162 |
188 |
2 |
41.99 |
2020-12-28 |
| 14. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
44.06 |
0.9873 |
-0.0128 |
107 |
1 |
44.06 |
2021-01-01 |
| 15. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
43.70 |
1.0318 |
-0.0609 |
119 |
1 |
43.70 |
2021-01-01 |
| 16. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
43.64 |
1.0607 |
-0.1042 |
77 |
1 |
43.64 |
2020-12-28 |
| 17. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
41.44 |
1.0040 |
-0.0837 |
107 |
1 |
41.44 |
2021-09-23 |
| 18. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
40.88 |
1.0530 |
-0.1621 |
127 |
1 |
40.88 |
2021-01-01 |
| 19. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
40.06 |
0.9792 |
-0.0967 |
158 |
1 |
40.06 |
2021-09-23 |
| 20. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
39.60 |
0.9693 |
-0.0981 |
101 |
1 |
39.60 |
2021-01-01 |
| 21. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
37.27 |
0.9009 |
-0.0833 |
129 |
2 |
36.96 |
2021-01-01 |
| 22. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
35.75 |
0.9714 |
-0.1823 |
146 |
1 |
35.75 |
2020-12-24 |
| 23. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
34.49 |
0.9864 |
-0.2348 |
65 |
1 |
34.49 |
2021-01-01 |
| 24. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
34.44 |
1.0457 |
-0.2890 |
223 |
1 |
34.44 |
2020-12-24 |
| 25. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
33.45 |
1.1084 |
-0.3760 |
81 |
1 |
33.45 |
2020-12-28 |
| 26. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
31.00 |
1.0329 |
-0.3364 |
57 |
1 |
31.00 |
2020-12-28 |