Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
61.59 |
1.0039 |
0.3429 |
61 |
1 |
61.59 |
2021-10-26 |
2. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
60.57 |
0.9822 |
0.3476 |
65 |
2 |
51.94 |
2021-10-26 |
3. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
59.26 |
1.0815 |
0.2172 |
63 |
3 |
46.19 |
2021-10-26 |
4. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
57.64 |
1.0509 |
0.2132 |
127 |
3 |
52.21 |
2021-10-26 |
5. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
57.54 |
1.0772 |
0.1829 |
110 |
2 |
52.55 |
2021-10-26 |
6. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
56.53 |
0.9979 |
0.2406 |
82 |
3 |
46.68 |
2021-10-26 |
7. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
56.27 |
0.9894 |
0.2539 |
66 |
1 |
56.27 |
2021-10-26 |
8. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
55.60 |
1.0616 |
0.1618 |
91 |
1 |
55.60 |
2021-10-26 |
9. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
54.60 |
1.1459 |
0.0893 |
86 |
2 |
46.94 |
2021-04-29 |
10. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
53.23 |
1.0282 |
0.1410 |
75 |
1 |
53.23 |
2021-04-27 |
11. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
51.70 |
1.0399 |
0.0994 |
106 |
1 |
51.70 |
2021-04-28 |
12. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
51.05 |
1.0422 |
0.0806 |
97 |
1 |
51.05 |
2021-04-29 |
13. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
50.85 |
1.0410 |
0.0750 |
90 |
2 |
48.85 |
2021-04-28 |
14. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
50.66 |
1.0606 |
0.0569 |
77 |
4 |
47.51 |
2021-10-26 |
15. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
50.48 |
0.9814 |
0.1401 |
79 |
1 |
50.48 |
2021-04-27 |
16. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
50.11 |
1.0559 |
0.0455 |
74 |
2 |
45.07 |
2021-04-29 |
17. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
50.09 |
1.0241 |
0.0990 |
188 |
1 |
50.09 |
2021-10-26 |
18. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
50.05 |
1.1026 |
0.0081 |
99 |
2 |
48.44 |
2021-04-29 |
19. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
50.01 |
0.9435 |
0.1518 |
131 |
3 |
43.14 |
2021-04-29 |
20. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
49.04 |
0.9526 |
0.1203 |
74 |
2 |
43.94 |
2021-10-26 |
21. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
48.88 |
1.0326 |
0.0424 |
119 |
2 |
35.01 |
2021-10-26 |
22. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
48.82 |
1.0504 |
0.0194 |
81 |
3 |
45.34 |
2021-06-14 |
23. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
48.67 |
0.9940 |
0.0822 |
143 |
3 |
42.87 |
2021-10-26 |
24. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
48.06 |
0.9981 |
0.0448 |
76 |
1 |
48.06 |
2021-10-26 |
25. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
47.58 |
0.8957 |
0.1466 |
85 |
4 |
44.39 |
2021-04-29 |
26. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
47.49 |
0.9960 |
0.0501 |
121 |
2 |
45.07 |
2021-06-14 |
27. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
47.30 |
1.0478 |
-0.0064 |
138 |
1 |
47.30 |
2021-10-26 |
28. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
47.12 |
1.1246 |
-0.0980 |
71 |
3 |
44.44 |
2021-06-14 |
29. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
46.98 |
1.0160 |
0.0331 |
106 |
2 |
46.91 |
2021-10-26 |
30. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
46.80 |
0.9904 |
0.0527 |
96 |
3 |
44.29 |
2021-10-26 |
31. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
46.61 |
1.0735 |
-0.0300 |
114 |
1 |
46.61 |
2021-04-29 |
32. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
46.19 |
0.9768 |
0.0543 |
165 |
1 |
46.19 |
2021-04-29 |
33. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
46.07 |
1.0063 |
0.0107 |
89 |
4 |
41.90 |
2021-10-26 |
34. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
45.86 |
1.0297 |
-0.0011 |
155 |
1 |
45.86 |
2021-04-27 |
35. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
45.54 |
1.0210 |
-0.0114 |
105 |
3 |
43.63 |
2021-04-29 |
36. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
45.52 |
1.0142 |
-0.0068 |
154 |
2 |
44.53 |
2021-04-27 |
37. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
44.49 |
1.0175 |
-0.0260 |
74 |
3 |
43.41 |
2021-04-29 |
38. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
44.34 |
1.0524 |
-0.0461 |
113 |
1 |
44.34 |
2021-06-14 |
39. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
44.15 |
1.0311 |
-0.0503 |
120 |
1 |
44.15 |
2021-04-27 |
40. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
43.86 |
1.0076 |
-0.0253 |
107 |
1 |
43.86 |
2021-04-27 |
41. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
43.64 |
1.0745 |
-0.1041 |
122 |
1 |
43.64 |
2021-04-29 |
42. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
43.62 |
1.0565 |
-0.0868 |
68 |
1 |
43.62 |
2021-04-27 |
43. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
42.95 |
1.0326 |
-0.0697 |
93 |
2 |
42.24 |
2021-10-26 |
44. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
42.80 |
1.0424 |
-0.0949 |
114 |
1 |
42.80 |
2021-06-14 |
45. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
42.36 |
1.0476 |
-0.1091 |
223 |
1 |
42.36 |
2021-04-29 |
46. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
42.33 |
0.9887 |
-0.0601 |
91 |
1 |
42.33 |
2021-04-29 |
47. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
40.28 |
1.0320 |
-0.1430 |
71 |
2 |
39.24 |
2021-04-27 |
48. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
40.26 |
0.9604 |
-0.0691 |
79 |
2 |
38.21 |
2021-04-29 |
49. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
40.00 |
1.0403 |
-0.1656 |
63 |
2 |
39.84 |
2021-04-29 |
50. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
39.93 |
1.0183 |
-0.1379 |
66 |
1 |
39.93 |
2021-04-27 |
51. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
38.55 |
0.9859 |
-0.1279 |
107 |
1 |
38.55 |
2021-04-28 |
52. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
37.30 |
1.0507 |
-0.2182 |
110 |
1 |
37.30 |
2021-04-29 |
53. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
36.15 |
0.9691 |
-0.1794 |
68 |
2 |
36.15 |
2021-10-26 |
54. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
34.71 |
0.8683 |
-0.1024 |
115 |
2 |
32.93 |
2021-04-29 |
55. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
33.49 |
0.9668 |
-0.2185 |
86 |
1 |
33.49 |
2021-06-14 |
56. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
32.45 |
1.0271 |
-0.3248 |
53 |
1 |
32.45 |
2021-04-26 |
57. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
27.81 |
0.9187 |
-0.2845 |
64 |
1 |
27.81 |
2021-10-26 |