| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
43.90 |
0.9992 |
-1.0012 |
81 |
5 |
36.44 |
2021-02-08 |
| 2. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
42.10 |
1.1273 |
-1.0854 |
67 |
2 |
33.80 |
2021-02-08 |
| 3. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
42.04 |
1.0953 |
-1.0440 |
117 |
1 |
42.04 |
2021-02-01 |
| 4. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
41.31 |
1.1086 |
-1.1000 |
81 |
3 |
40.30 |
2021-02-07 |
| 5. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
40.68 |
0.9805 |
-0.9609 |
65 |
2 |
34.74 |
2021-02-06 |
| 6. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
40.33 |
1.0319 |
-1.0060 |
87 |
1 |
40.33 |
2021-02-06 |
| 7. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
39.11 |
1.0688 |
-1.0469 |
97 |
1 |
39.11 |
2021-02-08 |
| 8. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
39.10 |
1.0319 |
-1.0043 |
71 |
1 |
39.10 |
2021-02-03 |
| 9. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
38.90 |
1.0413 |
-1.0047 |
106 |
3 |
36.67 |
2021-02-08 |
| 10. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
38.60 |
1.1443 |
-1.0937 |
86 |
1 |
38.60 |
2021-02-06 |
| 11. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
37.58 |
1.0040 |
-1.0246 |
61 |
1 |
37.58 |
2021-02-08 |
| 12. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
37.35 |
1.0889 |
-1.0807 |
162 |
2 |
34.29 |
2021-02-01 |
| 13. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
36.84 |
1.1018 |
-1.0536 |
99 |
1 |
36.84 |
2021-02-03 |
| 14. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
36.76 |
1.0417 |
-1.0868 |
101 |
3 |
35.27 |
2021-02-08 |
| 15. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
36.64 |
1.0305 |
0.0000 |
93 |
2 |
32.91 |
2021-02-06 |
| 16. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
36.52 |
1.0407 |
-1.1102 |
97 |
2 |
33.89 |
2021-02-08 |
| 17. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
35.88 |
1.0857 |
-1.0649 |
138 |
1 |
35.88 |
2021-02-07 |
| 18. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
35.88 |
0.9999 |
-1.0232 |
76 |
1 |
35.88 |
2021-02-08 |
| 19. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
35.84 |
1.0703 |
-1.0467 |
122 |
2 |
35.56 |
2021-02-06 |
| 20. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
35.11 |
1.1245 |
-1.0904 |
71 |
1 |
35.11 |
2021-02-06 |
| 21. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
35.01 |
0.9823 |
-0.9657 |
79 |
1 |
35.01 |
2021-02-08 |
| 22. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
34.55 |
0.9763 |
-0.9229 |
165 |
1 |
34.55 |
2021-02-08 |
| 23. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
34.30 |
1.0560 |
-1.1089 |
134 |
1 |
34.30 |
2021-02-07 |
| 24. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
34.24 |
0.9958 |
-0.8995 |
55 |
1 |
34.24 |
2021-02-03 |
| 25. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
33.95 |
0.9923 |
-0.9778 |
121 |
1 |
33.95 |
2021-02-06 |
| 26. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
33.90 |
1.0557 |
-1.0369 |
68 |
1 |
33.90 |
2021-02-07 |
| 27. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
33.63 |
1.0476 |
-1.1134 |
81 |
2 |
32.64 |
2021-02-06 |
| 28. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
33.63 |
0.9886 |
-0.9270 |
91 |
1 |
33.63 |
2021-02-06 |
| 29. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
33.47 |
0.8968 |
-0.8368 |
85 |
2 |
32.30 |
2021-02-04 |
| 30. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
33.23 |
0.9863 |
-0.9716 |
66 |
1 |
33.23 |
2021-02-08 |
| 31. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
33.04 |
1.0973 |
-1.0791 |
121 |
1 |
33.04 |
2021-02-06 |
| 32. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
32.71 |
1.0175 |
0.0000 |
66 |
1 |
32.71 |
2021-02-04 |
| 33. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
32.65 |
1.0582 |
-1.0242 |
123 |
1 |
32.65 |
2021-02-01 |
| 34. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
32.65 |
1.0398 |
-1.0134 |
63 |
1 |
32.65 |
2021-02-01 |
| 35. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
32.52 |
0.9831 |
-0.9391 |
107 |
2 |
30.77 |
2021-02-06 |
| 36. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
32.50 |
1.0738 |
-1.0049 |
114 |
1 |
32.50 |
2021-02-08 |
| 37. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
32.11 |
0.9581 |
-0.9854 |
79 |
2 |
30.26 |
2021-02-08 |
| 38. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
31.92 |
1.0259 |
0.0000 |
53 |
1 |
31.92 |
2021-02-01 |
| 39. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
31.80 |
1.0511 |
-1.0250 |
110 |
1 |
31.80 |
2021-02-03 |
| 40. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
31.34 |
0.9008 |
-0.8975 |
129 |
1 |
31.34 |
2021-02-06 |
| 41. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
31.29 |
0.9846 |
-0.9972 |
144 |
2 |
29.90 |
2021-02-06 |
| 42. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
31.28 |
1.0540 |
-1.0687 |
74 |
1 |
31.28 |
2021-02-02 |
| 43. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
30.93 |
0.9416 |
-1.0261 |
131 |
1 |
30.93 |
2021-02-03 |
| 44. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
30.86 |
1.0107 |
0.0000 |
154 |
1 |
30.86 |
2021-02-01 |
| 45. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
30.77 |
0.9773 |
-0.9956 |
109 |
1 |
30.77 |
2021-02-04 |
| 46. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
30.58 |
0.9720 |
-0.9594 |
146 |
2 |
29.84 |
2021-02-03 |
| 47. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
30.32 |
1.0474 |
-1.0147 |
223 |
1 |
30.32 |
2021-02-06 |
| 48. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
30.07 |
0.9638 |
-0.9197 |
86 |
2 |
30.07 |
2021-02-08 |
| 49. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
29.18 |
0.9831 |
-0.9757 |
158 |
1 |
29.18 |
2021-02-07 |
| 50. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
28.77 |
1.0206 |
-1.0389 |
103 |
1 |
28.77 |
2021-02-03 |
| 51. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
28.16 |
0.8672 |
-0.8836 |
115 |
1 |
28.16 |
2021-02-03 |
| 52. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
28.04 |
1.0062 |
-1.0084 |
89 |
2 |
26.90 |
2021-02-07 |
| 53. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
28.01 |
0.9839 |
-1.0108 |
89 |
1 |
28.01 |
2021-02-08 |
| 54. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
26.11 |
1.0037 |
0.0000 |
79 |
1 |
26.11 |
2021-02-07 |
| 55. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
24.30 |
1.0787 |
-1.1341 |
63 |
1 |
24.30 |
2021-02-06 |
| 56. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
24.17 |
0.9690 |
-0.9653 |
68 |
1 |
24.17 |
2021-02-02 |
| 57. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
20.72 |
0.9177 |
-1.0622 |
64 |
1 |
20.72 |
2021-02-01 |