| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
57.72 |
1.0778 |
0.3014 |
122 |
2 |
52.61 |
2021-03-01 |
| 2. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
56.38 |
0.9816 |
0.3481 |
79 |
1 |
56.38 |
2021-03-01 |
| 3. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
52.45 |
1.0607 |
0.1639 |
77 |
1 |
52.45 |
2021-01-24 |
| 4. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
52.32 |
1.1237 |
0.0816 |
71 |
1 |
52.32 |
2021-03-01 |
| 5. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
51.77 |
1.0814 |
0.1255 |
110 |
3 |
48.55 |
2021-03-01 |
| 6. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
51.16 |
0.9556 |
0.2395 |
79 |
2 |
45.92 |
2021-03-01 |
| 7. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
50.52 |
1.0966 |
0.0663 |
121 |
1 |
50.52 |
2021-03-01 |
| 8. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
50.26 |
1.0530 |
0.1275 |
127 |
1 |
50.26 |
2021-03-01 |
| 9. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
50.18 |
1.0457 |
0.1298 |
223 |
1 |
50.18 |
2021-01-24 |
| 10. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
49.77 |
1.0425 |
0.1009 |
97 |
1 |
49.77 |
2021-03-01 |
| 11. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
49.47 |
1.0628 |
0.1172 |
68 |
1 |
49.47 |
2021-01-24 |
| 12. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
49.07 |
1.0280 |
0.0957 |
75 |
2 |
41.55 |
2021-03-01 |
| 13. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
48.75 |
0.9945 |
0.1552 |
91 |
1 |
48.75 |
2021-03-01 |
| 14. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
47.98 |
1.0003 |
0.1117 |
81 |
2 |
46.22 |
2021-03-01 |
| 15. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
47.49 |
0.9864 |
0.1247 |
65 |
1 |
47.49 |
2021-03-01 |
| 16. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
44.53 |
0.9997 |
0.0164 |
82 |
1 |
44.53 |
2021-01-24 |
| 17. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
43.93 |
1.0848 |
-0.0718 |
63 |
1 |
43.93 |
2021-01-24 |
| 18. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
43.41 |
0.9934 |
0.0168 |
56 |
2 |
42.38 |
2021-03-01 |
| 19. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
43.30 |
0.9609 |
0.0521 |
142 |
2 |
41.82 |
2021-01-24 |
| 20. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
43.18 |
0.9714 |
0.0387 |
146 |
2 |
42.09 |
2021-03-01 |
| 21. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
43.00 |
1.0388 |
-0.0498 |
106 |
1 |
43.00 |
2021-01-24 |
| 22. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
42.84 |
1.0685 |
-0.0982 |
103 |
1 |
42.84 |
2021-03-01 |
| 23. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
42.09 |
0.9009 |
0.0965 |
129 |
2 |
41.98 |
2021-03-01 |
| 24. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
41.58 |
1.0712 |
-0.0881 |
114 |
1 |
41.58 |
2021-03-01 |
| 25. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
40.97 |
0.9926 |
-0.0232 |
143 |
1 |
40.97 |
2021-03-01 |
| 26. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
40.79 |
1.0311 |
-0.0769 |
71 |
1 |
40.79 |
2021-03-01 |
| 27. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
40.70 |
1.0113 |
-0.0512 |
79 |
2 |
39.50 |
2021-03-01 |
| 28. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
40.69 |
1.0406 |
-0.1053 |
63 |
1 |
40.69 |
2021-03-01 |
| 29. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
40.37 |
1.0858 |
-0.1525 |
138 |
1 |
40.37 |
2021-01-24 |
| 30. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
39.75 |
1.0741 |
-0.1321 |
122 |
1 |
39.75 |
2021-01-24 |
| 31. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
39.22 |
0.9893 |
-0.0789 |
66 |
1 |
39.22 |
2021-03-01 |
| 32. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
38.78 |
1.0670 |
-0.1465 |
97 |
1 |
38.78 |
2021-01-24 |
| 33. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
38.34 |
1.0120 |
-0.1525 |
61 |
1 |
38.34 |
2021-03-01 |
| 34. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
38.05 |
0.9679 |
-0.0695 |
86 |
1 |
38.05 |
2021-03-01 |
| 35. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
37.89 |
1.0908 |
-0.1869 |
162 |
1 |
37.89 |
2021-03-01 |
| 36. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
37.77 |
0.9223 |
0.0023 |
64 |
1 |
37.77 |
2021-03-01 |
| 37. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
33.83 |
1.0329 |
-0.2666 |
57 |
1 |
33.83 |
2021-01-24 |
| 38. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
33.02 |
0.8967 |
-0.1520 |
85 |
1 |
33.02 |
2021-03-01 |
| 39. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
32.43 |
0.8715 |
-0.1101 |
115 |
1 |
32.43 |
2021-03-01 |
| 40. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
30.47 |
1.0977 |
-0.3996 |
117 |
1 |
30.47 |
2021-02-28 |
| 41. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
29.12 |
0.9998 |
-0.2838 |
55 |
1 |
29.12 |
2021-03-01 |