| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
117.20 |
1.0595 |
0.1572 |
134 |
3 |
108.47 |
2021-12-07 |
| 2. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
115.80 |
1.0858 |
0.1164 |
138 |
1 |
115.80 |
2021-12-06 |
| 3. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
113.07 |
1.0756 |
0.0983 |
56 |
1 |
113.07 |
2021-12-07 |
| 4. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
110.51 |
1.0439 |
0.1034 |
90 |
2 |
106.03 |
2021-12-06 |
| 5. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
107.56 |
1.0966 |
0.0201 |
121 |
1 |
107.56 |
2021-12-07 |
| 6. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
104.99 |
1.0436 |
0.0464 |
101 |
1 |
104.99 |
2021-12-06 |
| 7. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
103.68 |
0.9903 |
0.0861 |
121 |
2 |
100.22 |
2021-12-07 |
| 8. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
103.36 |
1.0530 |
0.0201 |
127 |
1 |
103.36 |
2021-12-07 |
| 9. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
103.31 |
1.0318 |
0.0407 |
119 |
1 |
103.31 |
2021-12-07 |
| 10. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
103.05 |
1.0388 |
0.0310 |
106 |
1 |
103.05 |
2021-12-07 |
| 11. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
101.12 |
0.9926 |
0.0572 |
143 |
1 |
101.12 |
2021-12-07 |
| 12. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
100.89 |
1.0933 |
-0.0459 |
110 |
1 |
100.89 |
2021-12-06 |
| 13. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
99.67 |
1.0685 |
-0.0338 |
103 |
1 |
99.67 |
2021-12-06 |
| 14. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
99.29 |
0.9816 |
0.0492 |
79 |
1 |
99.29 |
2021-12-07 |
| 15. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
98.15 |
0.9714 |
0.0476 |
146 |
2 |
95.11 |
2021-12-07 |
| 16. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
98.06 |
0.9934 |
0.0246 |
56 |
1 |
98.06 |
2021-12-07 |
| 17. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
97.29 |
1.0527 |
-0.0427 |
123 |
1 |
97.29 |
2021-12-03 |
| 18. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
96.71 |
1.0229 |
-0.0189 |
105 |
1 |
96.71 |
2021-12-07 |
| 19. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
95.88 |
0.9792 |
0.0162 |
158 |
1 |
95.88 |
2021-12-07 |
| 20. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
95.71 |
1.0129 |
-0.0193 |
103 |
1 |
95.71 |
2021-12-06 |
| 21. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
94.17 |
0.9534 |
0.0242 |
74 |
2 |
91.90 |
2021-12-06 |
| 22. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
91.77 |
1.0169 |
-0.0642 |
53 |
1 |
91.77 |
2021-12-07 |
| 23. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
91.60 |
1.0530 |
-0.1020 |
110 |
1 |
91.60 |
2021-12-06 |
| 24. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
89.35 |
0.9845 |
-0.0569 |
144 |
1 |
89.35 |
2021-12-06 |
| 25. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
86.10 |
0.9864 |
-0.0925 |
65 |
1 |
86.10 |
2021-12-07 |
| 26. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
84.41 |
0.9711 |
-0.0948 |
68 |
1 |
84.41 |
2021-12-07 |
| 27. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
84.26 |
0.9893 |
-0.1145 |
66 |
1 |
84.26 |
2021-12-07 |
| 28. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
76.99 |
1.0113 |
-0.2120 |
79 |
1 |
76.99 |
2021-12-07 |
| 29. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
74.03 |
0.9796 |
-0.2110 |
109 |
1 |
74.03 |
2021-12-07 |
| 30. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
72.68 |
0.9679 |
-0.2134 |
86 |
1 |
72.68 |
2021-12-07 |
| 31. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
65.07 |
0.9009 |
-0.2254 |
129 |
1 |
65.07 |
2021-12-07 |