| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
70.55 |
1.0527 |
0.2278 |
123 |
1 |
70.55 |
2023-05-22 |
| 2. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
66.89 |
1.1314 |
0.0767 |
67 |
1 |
66.89 |
2022-08-27 |
| 3. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
66.66 |
1.0436 |
0.1685 |
101 |
2 |
58.39 |
2023-05-22 |
| 4. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
65.46 |
1.0977 |
0.0920 |
117 |
1 |
65.46 |
2021-07-25 |
| 5. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
64.67 |
1.0113 |
0.1597 |
79 |
1 |
64.67 |
2023-05-22 |
| 6. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
64.55 |
1.1052 |
0.0649 |
99 |
1 |
64.55 |
2023-05-22 |
| 7. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
62.26 |
1.0530 |
0.0745 |
127 |
1 |
62.26 |
2023-05-22 |
| 8. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
61.33 |
0.9926 |
0.1258 |
143 |
2 |
57.44 |
2023-05-22 |
| 9. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
61.17 |
0.9893 |
0.1215 |
66 |
1 |
61.17 |
2023-05-22 |
| 10. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
61.06 |
1.0738 |
0.0352 |
142 |
1 |
61.06 |
2022-08-27 |
| 11. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
60.89 |
1.0181 |
0.0857 |
66 |
3 |
54.30 |
2023-05-22 |
| 12. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
60.62 |
0.9864 |
0.1142 |
65 |
1 |
60.62 |
2023-05-22 |
| 13. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
60.52 |
1.0966 |
0.0042 |
121 |
1 |
60.52 |
2022-08-27 |
| 14. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
60.33 |
0.9816 |
0.1149 |
79 |
2 |
56.36 |
2023-05-22 |
| 15. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
59.89 |
1.0501 |
0.0335 |
81 |
1 |
59.89 |
2021-07-25 |
| 16. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
59.51 |
1.0003 |
0.0789 |
81 |
1 |
59.51 |
2022-08-27 |
| 17. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
59.34 |
1.0814 |
-0.0068 |
110 |
1 |
59.34 |
2022-08-27 |
| 18. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
59.30 |
1.0756 |
0.0000 |
56 |
1 |
59.30 |
2022-08-27 |
| 19. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
59.09 |
0.9714 |
0.1004 |
146 |
1 |
59.09 |
2023-05-22 |
| 20. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
58.44 |
0.9945 |
0.0633 |
91 |
1 |
58.44 |
2023-05-22 |
| 21. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
58.18 |
0.8967 |
0.1609 |
85 |
2 |
53.53 |
2023-05-22 |
| 22. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
57.50 |
1.0425 |
0.0030 |
97 |
1 |
57.50 |
2023-05-22 |
| 23. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
56.33 |
0.9556 |
0.0688 |
79 |
1 |
56.33 |
2021-07-25 |
| 24. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
56.28 |
0.9725 |
0.0528 |
165 |
1 |
56.28 |
2021-07-25 |
| 25. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
56.22 |
0.9998 |
0.0234 |
55 |
1 |
56.22 |
2022-08-27 |
| 26. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
56.01 |
0.9825 |
0.0377 |
89 |
1 |
56.01 |
2021-07-25 |
| 27. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
55.91 |
0.9845 |
0.0348 |
144 |
1 |
55.91 |
2023-05-22 |
| 28. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
55.89 |
1.0595 |
-0.0457 |
134 |
2 |
52.06 |
2023-05-22 |
| 29. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
55.60 |
1.0103 |
0.0021 |
89 |
1 |
55.60 |
2021-07-25 |
| 30. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
55.33 |
1.0476 |
-0.0426 |
138 |
1 |
55.33 |
2021-07-25 |
| 31. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
55.07 |
1.0233 |
-0.0226 |
188 |
1 |
55.07 |
2023-05-22 |
| 32. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
54.70 |
1.0524 |
-0.0636 |
113 |
1 |
54.70 |
2022-08-27 |
| 33. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
54.58 |
1.0142 |
-0.0211 |
74 |
1 |
54.58 |
2023-05-22 |
| 34. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
53.41 |
1.0120 |
-0.0450 |
61 |
1 |
53.41 |
2022-08-27 |
| 35. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
53.39 |
1.0858 |
-0.1135 |
138 |
1 |
53.39 |
2021-07-25 |
| 36. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
52.72 |
1.1084 |
-0.1500 |
81 |
1 |
52.72 |
2023-05-22 |
| 37. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
52.60 |
0.9693 |
-0.0124 |
101 |
2 |
50.99 |
2021-07-25 |
| 38. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
52.51 |
1.0329 |
-0.0789 |
57 |
1 |
52.51 |
2023-05-22 |
| 39. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
51.94 |
0.9223 |
0.0231 |
64 |
1 |
51.94 |
2022-08-27 |
| 40. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
51.60 |
1.0040 |
-0.0680 |
107 |
2 |
49.09 |
2022-08-27 |
| 41. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
50.96 |
1.0388 |
-0.1082 |
106 |
1 |
50.96 |
2022-08-27 |
| 42. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
49.92 |
0.9192 |
-0.0085 |
116 |
1 |
49.92 |
2022-08-27 |
| 43. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
46.50 |
0.9792 |
-0.1324 |
158 |
1 |
46.50 |
2022-08-27 |
| 44. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
46.37 |
0.9796 |
-0.1352 |
109 |
1 |
46.37 |
2022-08-27 |
| 45. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
45.18 |
1.0283 |
-0.2063 |
120 |
1 |
45.18 |
2021-03-23 |
| 46. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
41.82 |
1.1237 |
-0.3642 |
71 |
1 |
41.82 |
2023-05-22 |