| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
73.87 |
1.0557 |
0.3217 |
68 |
3 |
65.08 |
2022-08-31 |
| 2. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
67.44 |
1.0703 |
0.1831 |
122 |
2 |
63.41 |
2022-09-13 |
| 3. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
65.93 |
1.1018 |
0.1197 |
99 |
1 |
65.93 |
2022-08-30 |
| 4. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
65.01 |
1.0168 |
0.1993 |
74 |
2 |
60.49 |
2022-08-31 |
| 5. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
64.33 |
1.0889 |
0.1138 |
162 |
1 |
64.33 |
2022-08-31 |
| 6. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
62.54 |
1.0259 |
0.1301 |
53 |
1 |
62.54 |
2022-08-31 |
| 7. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
62.47 |
1.0787 |
0.0777 |
63 |
1 |
62.47 |
2022-08-30 |
| 8. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
61.59 |
1.0464 |
0.0958 |
138 |
1 |
61.59 |
2022-08-30 |
| 9. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
60.25 |
1.0431 |
0.0779 |
114 |
1 |
60.25 |
2022-08-31 |
| 10. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
59.48 |
0.9955 |
0.1119 |
121 |
1 |
59.48 |
2022-08-31 |
| 11. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
59.39 |
1.0511 |
0.0509 |
110 |
1 |
59.39 |
2022-08-31 |
| 12. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
59.14 |
1.0582 |
0.0476 |
123 |
3 |
56.18 |
2022-08-30 |
| 13. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
58.23 |
1.0688 |
0.0258 |
97 |
1 |
58.23 |
2022-08-31 |
| 14. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
58.20 |
1.0134 |
0.0714 |
103 |
2 |
52.04 |
2022-08-31 |
| 15. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
57.88 |
1.1245 |
-0.0437 |
71 |
1 |
57.88 |
2022-08-31 |
| 16. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
57.47 |
1.0698 |
0.0008 |
122 |
1 |
57.47 |
2022-08-31 |
| 17. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
57.07 |
1.1443 |
-0.0732 |
86 |
1 |
57.07 |
2022-08-30 |
| 18. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
55.06 |
1.0175 |
0.0094 |
66 |
1 |
55.06 |
2022-08-31 |
| 19. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
54.31 |
0.9638 |
0.0491 |
86 |
2 |
49.55 |
2022-08-31 |
| 20. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
54.15 |
1.0037 |
-0.0063 |
79 |
2 |
50.34 |
2022-09-01 |
| 21. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
53.12 |
1.0308 |
-0.0309 |
120 |
1 |
53.12 |
2022-09-01 |
| 22. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
52.36 |
1.0062 |
-0.0360 |
89 |
1 |
52.36 |
2022-08-30 |
| 23. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
52.32 |
0.9157 |
0.0634 |
116 |
3 |
47.46 |
2022-08-31 |
| 24. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
51.43 |
1.0061 |
-0.0580 |
53 |
1 |
51.43 |
2022-08-30 |
| 25. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
50.86 |
0.9416 |
0.0031 |
131 |
1 |
50.86 |
2022-08-30 |
| 26. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
50.50 |
1.0692 |
-0.1273 |
103 |
1 |
50.50 |
2022-08-30 |
| 27. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
49.52 |
1.0476 |
-0.1397 |
81 |
1 |
49.52 |
2022-08-30 |
| 28. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
49.39 |
0.9720 |
-0.0537 |
146 |
2 |
47.24 |
2022-09-13 |
| 29. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
49.34 |
0.9741 |
-0.0489 |
101 |
1 |
49.34 |
2022-08-30 |
| 30. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
49.34 |
1.0280 |
-0.1147 |
119 |
2 |
49.06 |
2022-08-31 |
| 31. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
49.25 |
1.0398 |
-0.1322 |
63 |
1 |
49.25 |
2022-08-30 |
| 32. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
49.25 |
0.9773 |
-0.0586 |
109 |
2 |
47.92 |
2022-08-31 |
| 33. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
48.27 |
0.9823 |
-0.0858 |
79 |
1 |
48.27 |
2022-08-31 |
| 34. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
47.68 |
1.0596 |
-0.1820 |
91 |
1 |
47.68 |
2022-08-31 |
| 35. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
46.95 |
1.0156 |
-0.1436 |
106 |
1 |
46.95 |
2022-08-30 |
| 36. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
46.65 |
0.9923 |
-0.1146 |
121 |
1 |
46.65 |
2022-08-31 |
| 37. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
46.02 |
1.0295 |
-0.1716 |
155 |
1 |
46.02 |
2022-08-30 |
| 38. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
45.75 |
1.0577 |
-0.2051 |
77 |
1 |
45.75 |
2022-08-30 |
| 39. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
44.69 |
0.9900 |
-0.1503 |
96 |
1 |
44.69 |
2022-08-31 |
| 40. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
44.42 |
0.8672 |
-0.0437 |
115 |
1 |
44.42 |
2022-08-30 |
| 41. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
39.16 |
1.0040 |
-0.2917 |
61 |
1 |
39.16 |
2022-08-30 |