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1. Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... 83.23 1.0540 0.5613 74 1 83.23 2022-01-30
2. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... 79.05 1.0577 0.4794 77 2 78.43 2022-02-08
3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... 76.96 1.0953 0.4037 117 2 73.06 2022-02-08
4. This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... 76.84 0.9900 0.5176 96 2 75.24 2022-02-08
5. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. 76.42 1.0706 0.4118 56 1 76.42 2022-01-30
6. I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... 74.25 1.0499 0.4078 113 2 65.36 2022-01-30
7. Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... 72.77 1.0168 0.4083 74 1 72.77 2022-01-30
8. What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... 72.54 1.0464 0.3640 138 1 72.54 2022-02-08
9. How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. 71.86 1.0040 0.3734 61 1 71.86 2022-01-30
10. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... 71.32 1.1018 0.2871 99 2 71.17 2022-01-30
11. A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... 71.20 0.9831 0.4162 158 1 71.20 2022-01-30
12. Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... 66.79 0.9839 0.3188 89 1 66.79 2022-01-30
13. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... 66.20 1.1245 0.1583 71 1 66.20 2022-02-08
14. What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... 66.03 1.0516 0.2258 127 1 66.03 2022-01-30
15. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... 64.30 0.9008 0.3525 129 1 64.30 2022-01-30
16. Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... 63.32 1.0476 0.1698 81 1 63.32 2022-01-30
17. Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... 62.47 0.9720 0.2553 146 2 51.37 2022-01-30
18. Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... 61.25 1.0305 0.1681 93 1 61.25 2021-01-28
19. What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... 60.67 1.0156 0.1725 106 1 60.67 2021-01-28
20. I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... 57.52 0.9614 0.1632 142 1 57.52 2021-01-28
21. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... 56.26 1.0295 0.0739 155 1 56.26 2021-01-28
22. My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... 54.12 0.9923 0.0656 121 1 54.12 2021-01-28
23. An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... 53.16 1.0474 -0.0106 223 1 53.16 2021-01-28
24. I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... 53.10 1.0560 -0.0127 134 1 53.10 2021-01-28
25. A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... 51.99 1.0206 -0.0079 103 1 51.99 2021-01-28
26. What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... 50.53 1.0175 -0.0319 66 1 50.53 2022-02-08
27. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... 48.92 0.9823 -0.0294 79 1 48.92 2021-01-28
28. And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... 46.59 0.9157 0.0063 116 1 46.59 2021-01-28
29. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... 45.48 0.9999 -0.1265 76 1 45.48 2021-01-28
30. How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. 43.46 0.9907 -0.1433 56 1 43.46 2021-01-28
31. Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... 41.40 0.9581 -0.1494 79 1 41.40 2021-01-28