Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
117.54 |
0.9714 |
1.0329 |
146 |
2 |
88.04 |
2021-02-28 |
2. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
111.05 |
0.9711 |
0.9244 |
68 |
2 |
103.34 |
2021-02-28 |
3. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
106.26 |
1.0425 |
0.7506 |
97 |
1 |
106.26 |
2021-02-28 |
4. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
103.72 |
1.1460 |
0.6455 |
86 |
1 |
103.72 |
2021-02-28 |
5. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
91.52 |
0.9534 |
0.6003 |
74 |
1 |
91.52 |
2021-02-28 |
6. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
74.60 |
1.0933 |
0.1856 |
110 |
1 |
74.60 |
2021-01-30 |
7. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
72.74 |
1.0814 |
0.1596 |
110 |
1 |
72.74 |
2020-12-31 |
8. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
71.52 |
1.0283 |
0.1896 |
120 |
2 |
65.67 |
2021-01-04 |
9. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
70.15 |
1.1237 |
0.0589 |
71 |
2 |
66.25 |
2020-12-31 |
10. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
69.31 |
1.0231 |
0.1589 |
103 |
1 |
69.31 |
2021-01-30 |
11. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
67.34 |
1.0229 |
0.1320 |
105 |
1 |
67.34 |
2021-01-30 |
12. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
67.02 |
1.0453 |
0.1074 |
114 |
1 |
67.02 |
2020-12-31 |
13. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
66.12 |
0.9873 |
0.1464 |
107 |
2 |
58.45 |
2021-01-30 |
14. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
65.94 |
1.0977 |
0.0132 |
117 |
2 |
64.35 |
2021-01-12 |
15. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
65.92 |
0.9864 |
0.1422 |
65 |
1 |
65.92 |
2020-12-31 |
16. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
65.04 |
0.9926 |
0.1307 |
143 |
2 |
57.98 |
2020-12-31 |
17. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
64.73 |
1.0608 |
0.0616 |
91 |
1 |
64.73 |
2021-01-30 |
18. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
64.17 |
1.0741 |
0.0353 |
122 |
1 |
64.17 |
2021-01-04 |
19. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
62.98 |
0.9997 |
0.0527 |
82 |
1 |
62.98 |
2020-12-31 |
20. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
62.50 |
1.1052 |
-0.0211 |
99 |
1 |
62.50 |
2021-01-12 |
21. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
62.33 |
0.9439 |
0.1002 |
59 |
1 |
62.33 |
2021-01-12 |
22. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
61.40 |
1.0103 |
0.0397 |
89 |
1 |
61.40 |
2020-12-31 |
23. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
61.38 |
1.0712 |
-0.0106 |
114 |
1 |
61.38 |
2021-01-30 |
24. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
60.83 |
0.9693 |
0.0672 |
101 |
1 |
60.83 |
2021-01-30 |
25. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
60.80 |
0.9679 |
0.0801 |
86 |
1 |
60.80 |
2020-12-31 |
26. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
60.15 |
1.0858 |
-0.0678 |
138 |
1 |
60.15 |
2020-12-31 |
27. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
60.01 |
1.0285 |
0.0060 |
155 |
2 |
59.65 |
2021-01-08 |
28. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
59.84 |
1.0685 |
-0.0760 |
103 |
2 |
59.17 |
2021-01-30 |
29. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
59.83 |
0.9825 |
0.0438 |
89 |
1 |
59.83 |
2021-01-12 |
30. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
59.72 |
1.0607 |
-0.0390 |
77 |
2 |
57.19 |
2021-01-30 |
31. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
59.00 |
1.0628 |
-0.0288 |
68 |
2 |
51.73 |
2021-01-08 |
32. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
58.77 |
0.9009 |
0.1179 |
129 |
2 |
56.47 |
2021-01-12 |
33. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
58.28 |
0.9792 |
-0.0057 |
158 |
2 |
57.14 |
2021-01-08 |
34. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
57.34 |
1.0318 |
-0.0275 |
119 |
1 |
57.34 |
2021-01-04 |
35. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
55.45 |
0.9816 |
-0.0185 |
79 |
1 |
55.45 |
2020-12-31 |
36. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
54.70 |
1.0280 |
-0.1140 |
75 |
4 |
51.41 |
2021-01-08 |
37. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
54.70 |
1.0331 |
-0.1444 |
93 |
1 |
54.70 |
2021-01-30 |
38. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
52.96 |
1.0626 |
-0.1540 |
74 |
1 |
52.96 |
2021-01-12 |
39. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
52.66 |
1.0670 |
-0.1521 |
97 |
1 |
52.66 |
2021-01-09 |
40. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
51.41 |
0.9192 |
-0.0251 |
116 |
1 |
51.41 |
2021-01-04 |
41. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
49.75 |
1.0003 |
-0.1568 |
81 |
1 |
49.75 |
2021-01-08 |
42. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
49.66 |
1.0169 |
-0.1621 |
53 |
1 |
49.66 |
2021-01-30 |
43. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
49.42 |
1.0311 |
-0.1841 |
71 |
1 |
49.42 |
2020-12-31 |
44. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
48.34 |
0.9796 |
-0.1689 |
109 |
1 |
48.34 |
2020-12-31 |
45. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
47.41 |
1.0848 |
-0.2860 |
63 |
1 |
47.41 |
2021-01-08 |
46. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
41.93 |
1.0329 |
-0.3395 |
57 |
1 |
41.93 |
2021-01-08 |
47. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
41.47 |
0.9940 |
-0.2845 |
121 |
1 |
41.47 |
2021-01-09 |
48. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
32.64 |
0.9893 |
-0.4347 |
66 |
1 |
32.64 |
2021-01-30 |