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1. Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... 117.54 0.9714 1.0329 146 2 88.04 2021-02-28
2. I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... 111.05 0.9711 0.9244 68 2 103.34 2021-02-28
3. What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... 106.26 1.0425 0.7506 97 1 106.26 2021-02-28
4. I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... 103.72 1.1460 0.6455 86 1 103.72 2021-02-28
5. Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... 91.52 0.9534 0.6003 74 1 91.52 2021-02-28
6. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... 74.60 1.0933 0.1856 110 1 74.60 2021-01-30
7. How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... 72.74 1.0814 0.1596 110 1 72.74 2020-12-31
8. So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... 71.52 1.0283 0.1896 120 2 65.67 2021-01-04
9. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... 70.15 1.1237 0.0589 71 2 66.25 2020-12-31
10. A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... 69.31 1.0231 0.1589 103 1 69.31 2021-01-30
11. I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... 67.34 1.0229 0.1320 105 1 67.34 2021-01-30
12. I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... 67.02 1.0453 0.1074 114 1 67.02 2020-12-31
13. My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... 66.12 0.9873 0.1464 107 2 58.45 2021-01-30
14. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... 65.94 1.0977 0.0132 117 2 64.35 2021-01-12
15. What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... 65.92 0.9864 0.1422 65 1 65.92 2020-12-31
16. Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... 65.04 0.9926 0.1307 143 2 57.98 2020-12-31
17. Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... 64.73 1.0608 0.0616 91 1 64.73 2021-01-30
18. Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... 64.17 1.0741 0.0353 122 1 64.17 2021-01-04
19. What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... 62.98 0.9997 0.0527 82 1 62.98 2020-12-31
20. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... 62.50 1.1052 -0.0211 99 1 62.50 2021-01-12
21. Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. 62.33 0.9439 0.1002 59 1 62.33 2021-01-12
22. I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... 61.40 1.0103 0.0397 89 1 61.40 2020-12-31
23. What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... 61.38 1.0712 -0.0106 114 1 61.38 2021-01-30
24. What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... 60.83 0.9693 0.0672 101 1 60.83 2021-01-30
25. Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... 60.80 0.9679 0.0801 86 1 60.80 2020-12-31
26. Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... 60.15 1.0858 -0.0678 138 1 60.15 2020-12-31
27. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... 60.01 1.0285 0.0060 155 2 59.65 2021-01-08
28. Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... 59.84 1.0685 -0.0760 103 2 59.17 2021-01-30
29. Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... 59.83 0.9825 0.0438 89 1 59.83 2021-01-12
30. What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... 59.72 1.0607 -0.0390 77 2 57.19 2021-01-30
31. What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... 59.00 1.0628 -0.0288 68 2 51.73 2021-01-08
32. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... 58.77 0.9009 0.1179 129 2 56.47 2021-01-12
33. A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... 58.28 0.9792 -0.0057 158 2 57.14 2021-01-08
34. Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... 57.34 1.0318 -0.0275 119 1 57.34 2021-01-04
35. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... 55.45 0.9816 -0.0185 79 1 55.45 2020-12-31
36. Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... 54.70 1.0280 -0.1140 75 4 51.41 2021-01-08
37. Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... 54.70 1.0331 -0.1444 93 1 54.70 2021-01-30
38. Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... 52.96 1.0626 -0.1540 74 1 52.96 2021-01-12
39. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... 52.66 1.0670 -0.1521 97 1 52.66 2021-01-09
40. And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... 51.41 0.9192 -0.0251 116 1 51.41 2021-01-04
41. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... 49.75 1.0003 -0.1568 81 1 49.75 2021-01-08
42. Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. 49.66 1.0169 -0.1621 53 1 49.66 2021-01-30
43. Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... 49.42 1.0311 -0.1841 71 1 49.42 2020-12-31
44. I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... 48.34 0.9796 -0.1689 109 1 48.34 2020-12-31
45. Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... 47.41 1.0848 -0.2860 63 1 47.41 2021-01-08
46. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. 41.93 1.0329 -0.3395 57 1 41.93 2021-01-08
47. A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... 41.47 0.9940 -0.2845 121 1 41.47 2021-01-09
48. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... 32.64 0.9893 -0.4347 66 1 32.64 2021-01-30