| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
45.54 |
0.9917 |
0.5867 |
56 |
7 |
31.30 |
2023-10-25 |
| 2. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
41.69 |
1.1246 |
0.3228 |
71 |
7 |
32.50 |
2023-11-17 |
| 3. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
41.48 |
1.0709 |
0.3651 |
122 |
2 |
36.01 |
2023-09-27 |
| 4. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
40.20 |
1.0175 |
0.3806 |
74 |
2 |
33.84 |
2023-10-11 |
| 5. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
39.10 |
1.0815 |
0.2718 |
63 |
7 |
31.92 |
2023-11-15 |
| 6. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
38.96 |
1.0722 |
0.2762 |
56 |
6 |
34.69 |
2023-11-06 |
| 7. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
38.91 |
1.1026 |
0.2448 |
99 |
1 |
38.91 |
2023-10-11 |
| 8. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
37.14 |
1.0688 |
0.2201 |
103 |
3 |
32.90 |
2023-10-24 |
| 9. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
36.42 |
1.1459 |
0.1176 |
86 |
3 |
33.23 |
2023-10-10 |
| 10. |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit... |
36.19 |
1.1190 |
0.1022 |
64 |
3 |
33.24 |
2023-10-24 |
| 11. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
35.95 |
1.0616 |
0.1865 |
91 |
4 |
30.75 |
2023-11-01 |
| 12. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
35.82 |
1.0955 |
0.1451 |
117 |
2 |
30.98 |
2023-09-20 |
| 13. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
35.78 |
1.0698 |
0.1744 |
97 |
2 |
31.74 |
2023-10-11 |
| 14. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
35.54 |
1.0565 |
0.1703 |
68 |
7 |
30.64 |
2023-10-24 |
| 15. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
35.23 |
0.9668 |
0.2544 |
86 |
4 |
27.38 |
2023-10-11 |
| 16. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
34.88 |
1.0085 |
0.1933 |
53 |
5 |
30.79 |
2023-11-06 |
| 17. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
34.84 |
0.9426 |
0.2649 |
59 |
10 |
26.46 |
2023-11-02 |
| 18. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
34.75 |
1.0559 |
0.1431 |
74 |
2 |
31.93 |
2023-09-22 |
| 19. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
34.46 |
1.0063 |
0.1853 |
89 |
6 |
29.75 |
2023-10-24 |
| 20. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
34.42 |
1.0772 |
0.1128 |
110 |
2 |
32.25 |
2023-09-27 |
| 21. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
34.30 |
1.0431 |
0.1465 |
101 |
3 |
29.21 |
2023-10-11 |
| 22. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
33.76 |
0.9960 |
0.1773 |
121 |
1 |
33.76 |
2023-10-11 |
| 23. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
32.79 |
0.9977 |
0.1379 |
55 |
7 |
28.24 |
2023-11-06 |
| 24. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
32.68 |
1.0504 |
0.0838 |
81 |
6 |
29.78 |
2023-10-12 |
| 25. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
32.54 |
1.0183 |
0.1109 |
66 |
4 |
30.25 |
2023-11-15 |
| 26. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
32.32 |
1.0324 |
0.0885 |
57 |
6 |
28.04 |
2023-11-01 |
| 27. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
32.30 |
1.0282 |
0.0927 |
75 |
2 |
29.79 |
2023-10-24 |
| 28. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
32.25 |
1.0324 |
0.0867 |
87 |
2 |
31.32 |
2023-10-23 |
| 29. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
32.09 |
1.0745 |
0.0356 |
122 |
2 |
26.74 |
2023-09-22 |
| 30. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
32.08 |
1.0320 |
0.0820 |
71 |
1 |
32.08 |
2023-09-19 |
| 31. |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... |
31.29 |
0.9636 |
0.1236 |
96 |
2 |
25.82 |
2023-10-11 |
| 32. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
31.27 |
1.0399 |
0.0461 |
106 |
1 |
31.27 |
2023-10-24 |
| 33. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
30.44 |
1.0210 |
0.0332 |
105 |
3 |
29.61 |
2023-10-12 |
| 34. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
30.21 |
1.0606 |
-0.0125 |
77 |
1 |
30.21 |
2023-10-11 |
| 35. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
29.99 |
1.0160 |
0.0218 |
106 |
2 |
29.44 |
2023-10-10 |
| 36. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
29.98 |
1.1012 |
-0.0564 |
121 |
1 |
29.98 |
2023-09-18 |
| 37. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
29.92 |
1.0271 |
0.0067 |
53 |
7 |
26.45 |
2023-11-01 |
| 38. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
29.87 |
1.0507 |
-0.0166 |
110 |
2 |
27.12 |
2023-09-21 |
| 39. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... |
29.78 |
1.0558 |
-0.0216 |
81 |
1 |
29.78 |
2023-10-09 |
| 40. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
29.65 |
1.0422 |
-0.0138 |
97 |
1 |
29.65 |
2023-09-19 |
| 41. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
29.64 |
0.9604 |
0.0728 |
79 |
2 |
24.24 |
2023-09-20 |
| 42. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
29.46 |
1.0039 |
0.0101 |
61 |
3 |
26.52 |
2023-10-11 |
| 43. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
29.13 |
0.9859 |
0.0234 |
107 |
2 |
25.19 |
2023-10-11 |
| 44. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
28.80 |
0.9822 |
0.0128 |
65 |
3 |
24.46 |
2023-11-01 |
| 45. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
28.77 |
1.0043 |
-0.0131 |
79 |
3 |
25.56 |
2023-09-28 |
| 46. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
28.62 |
0.9979 |
-0.0067 |
82 |
2 |
27.31 |
2023-09-20 |
| 47. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
28.44 |
1.0478 |
-0.0608 |
138 |
1 |
28.44 |
2023-09-25 |
| 48. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
28.09 |
1.0509 |
-0.0784 |
127 |
1 |
28.09 |
2023-09-27 |
| 49. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
27.88 |
1.0559 |
-0.0922 |
134 |
2 |
16.72 |
2023-10-03 |
| 50. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
27.83 |
1.0410 |
-0.0783 |
90 |
3 |
27.24 |
2023-09-20 |
| 51. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
27.68 |
1.0289 |
-0.0714 |
119 |
1 |
27.68 |
2023-10-10 |
| 52. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
27.63 |
0.9940 |
-0.0339 |
143 |
1 |
27.63 |
2023-09-19 |
| 53. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
27.11 |
0.9904 |
-0.0493 |
96 |
1 |
27.11 |
2023-09-20 |
| 54. |
You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad... |
27.11 |
0.9591 |
-0.0222 |
69 |
1 |
27.11 |
2023-09-25 |
| 55. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
27.08 |
0.9691 |
-0.0315 |
68 |
2 |
25.11 |
2023-10-10 |
| 56. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
26.27 |
0.9887 |
-0.0830 |
91 |
1 |
26.27 |
2023-10-23 |
| 57. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
25.08 |
0.9746 |
-0.0991 |
101 |
1 |
25.08 |
2023-10-11 |
| 58. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
24.34 |
1.0326 |
-0.1892 |
119 |
2 |
23.81 |
2023-09-20 |
| 59. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
23.23 |
1.0076 |
-0.1980 |
107 |
1 |
23.23 |
2023-10-03 |
| 60. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
22.89 |
1.0311 |
-0.2341 |
120 |
1 |
22.89 |
2023-09-25 |
| 61. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
22.87 |
0.9167 |
-0.1257 |
116 |
1 |
22.87 |
2023-10-10 |
| 62. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
22.70 |
0.9187 |
-0.1347 |
64 |
2 |
21.72 |
2023-11-02 |
| 63. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
20.54 |
0.9989 |
-0.2876 |
81 |
1 |
20.54 |
2023-09-21 |
| 64. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
20.36 |
0.9981 |
-0.2988 |
76 |
1 |
20.36 |
2023-09-20 |
| 65. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
20.11 |
0.9526 |
-0.2557 |
74 |
2 |
17.58 |
2023-10-02 |
| 66. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
18.51 |
0.8683 |
-0.2293 |
115 |
2 |
17.68 |
2023-09-27 |