| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
77.43 |
1.1018 |
0.4562 |
99 |
1 |
77.43 |
2022-01-27 |
| 2. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
67.14 |
1.0889 |
0.2662 |
162 |
2 |
62.20 |
2022-01-27 |
| 3. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
64.50 |
1.0787 |
0.2173 |
63 |
1 |
64.50 |
2022-02-10 |
| 4. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
63.41 |
1.0175 |
0.2600 |
66 |
1 |
63.41 |
2022-01-18 |
| 5. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
61.72 |
1.0417 |
0.2038 |
101 |
1 |
61.72 |
2022-01-27 |
| 6. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
59.58 |
1.0134 |
0.1897 |
103 |
2 |
57.38 |
2022-02-10 |
| 7. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
58.63 |
1.0062 |
0.1760 |
89 |
1 |
58.63 |
2022-01-27 |
| 8. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
58.54 |
1.0577 |
0.1243 |
77 |
2 |
53.30 |
2022-01-27 |
| 9. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
58.30 |
1.0329 |
0.1377 |
119 |
1 |
58.30 |
2022-01-27 |
| 10. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
55.85 |
1.0928 |
0.0325 |
110 |
1 |
55.85 |
2022-01-18 |
| 11. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
55.62 |
1.0295 |
0.0972 |
155 |
1 |
55.62 |
2022-01-27 |
| 12. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
55.28 |
1.0540 |
0.0546 |
74 |
2 |
54.05 |
2022-02-03 |
| 13. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
53.93 |
0.9900 |
0.1037 |
96 |
3 |
47.54 |
2022-02-10 |
| 14. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
53.40 |
1.0413 |
0.0447 |
106 |
1 |
53.40 |
2022-02-10 |
| 15. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
52.92 |
1.0431 |
0.0252 |
114 |
2 |
51.65 |
2022-01-18 |
| 16. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
52.33 |
1.0511 |
0.0051 |
110 |
2 |
47.54 |
2022-01-27 |
| 17. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
51.25 |
0.9831 |
0.0583 |
158 |
3 |
49.69 |
2022-02-10 |
| 18. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
50.67 |
1.0698 |
-0.0517 |
122 |
1 |
50.67 |
2022-01-27 |
| 19. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
50.49 |
0.9958 |
0.0217 |
55 |
1 |
50.49 |
2022-02-03 |
| 20. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
49.37 |
1.0474 |
-0.0467 |
223 |
1 |
49.37 |
2022-01-27 |
| 21. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
47.93 |
1.0692 |
-0.0984 |
103 |
1 |
47.93 |
2022-01-27 |
| 22. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
47.43 |
1.0280 |
-0.0731 |
119 |
1 |
47.43 |
2022-02-03 |
| 23. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
47.14 |
0.9992 |
-0.0502 |
81 |
1 |
47.14 |
2022-02-10 |
| 24. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
47.10 |
1.0156 |
-0.0689 |
106 |
1 |
47.10 |
2022-01-27 |
| 25. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
47.03 |
1.0703 |
-0.1234 |
122 |
1 |
47.03 |
2022-02-03 |
| 26. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
46.87 |
1.0305 |
-0.0854 |
93 |
1 |
46.87 |
2022-01-27 |
| 27. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
45.70 |
0.9177 |
0.0023 |
64 |
2 |
43.54 |
2022-01-27 |
| 28. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
44.99 |
1.0107 |
-0.1115 |
154 |
1 |
44.99 |
2022-02-03 |
| 29. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
44.45 |
1.0398 |
-0.1454 |
63 |
1 |
44.45 |
2022-02-10 |
| 30. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
44.29 |
0.9805 |
-0.0937 |
65 |
2 |
41.70 |
2022-02-10 |
| 31. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
43.70 |
0.9955 |
-0.1112 |
121 |
1 |
43.70 |
2022-02-10 |
| 32. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
42.59 |
1.0464 |
-0.1879 |
138 |
1 |
42.59 |
2022-01-27 |
| 33. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
42.36 |
0.9823 |
-0.1264 |
79 |
1 |
42.36 |
2022-02-03 |
| 34. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
42.33 |
0.9157 |
-0.0620 |
116 |
1 |
42.33 |
2022-01-27 |
| 35. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
42.33 |
0.9416 |
-0.0876 |
131 |
1 |
42.33 |
2022-01-27 |
| 36. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
42.09 |
1.0037 |
-0.1665 |
79 |
1 |
42.09 |
2022-02-03 |
| 37. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
39.42 |
1.0259 |
-0.2382 |
53 |
2 |
38.76 |
2022-02-03 |
| 38. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
38.60 |
0.8672 |
-0.0912 |
115 |
1 |
38.60 |
2022-02-10 |
| 39. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
33.01 |
0.9403 |
-0.2779 |
59 |
1 |
33.01 |
2022-02-03 |
| 40. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
27.97 |
1.1273 |
-0.5765 |
67 |
1 |
27.97 |
2022-02-03 |