| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
109.45 |
1.0928 |
0.2284 |
110 |
1 |
109.45 |
2022-01-18 |
| 2. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
107.11 |
0.9958 |
0.3002 |
55 |
1 |
107.11 |
2022-01-23 |
| 3. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
104.78 |
1.1443 |
0.1281 |
86 |
1 |
104.78 |
2023-10-18 |
| 4. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
102.23 |
1.1086 |
0.1230 |
81 |
2 |
95.34 |
2022-01-19 |
| 5. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
101.18 |
1.0688 |
0.1628 |
97 |
2 |
92.11 |
2022-02-11 |
| 6. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
96.47 |
0.9763 |
0.1962 |
165 |
1 |
96.47 |
2022-02-12 |
| 7. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
94.38 |
1.0516 |
0.0812 |
127 |
1 |
94.38 |
2022-04-17 |
| 8. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
93.24 |
1.0698 |
0.0548 |
122 |
1 |
93.24 |
2022-01-23 |
| 9. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
91.93 |
0.9581 |
0.1576 |
79 |
3 |
74.10 |
2022-02-04 |
| 10. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
91.60 |
0.9416 |
0.1607 |
131 |
1 |
91.60 |
2022-01-23 |
| 11. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
89.42 |
1.0280 |
0.0464 |
119 |
2 |
86.96 |
2022-01-23 |
| 12. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
86.06 |
1.0407 |
0.0016 |
97 |
1 |
86.06 |
2022-02-11 |
| 13. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
85.77 |
0.9863 |
0.0430 |
66 |
1 |
85.77 |
2022-01-23 |
| 14. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
84.69 |
0.9839 |
0.0435 |
89 |
1 |
84.69 |
2022-01-19 |
| 15. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
84.68 |
0.9925 |
0.0340 |
143 |
1 |
84.68 |
2022-01-17 |
| 16. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
84.14 |
0.9900 |
0.0331 |
96 |
1 |
84.14 |
2023-10-18 |
| 17. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
83.75 |
1.0243 |
-0.0089 |
188 |
1 |
83.75 |
2022-03-25 |
| 18. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
81.24 |
1.0499 |
-0.0777 |
113 |
1 |
81.24 |
2022-01-19 |
| 19. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
79.40 |
1.0577 |
-0.0976 |
77 |
1 |
79.40 |
2022-01-19 |
| 20. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
79.11 |
1.0062 |
-0.0564 |
89 |
1 |
79.11 |
2022-01-18 |
| 21. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
79.09 |
1.0329 |
-0.0849 |
119 |
1 |
79.09 |
2022-01-23 |
| 22. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
78.47 |
0.9955 |
-0.0498 |
121 |
1 |
78.47 |
2022-01-23 |
| 23. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
77.98 |
0.9823 |
-0.0437 |
79 |
2 |
74.15 |
2022-01-18 |
| 24. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
74.17 |
0.9403 |
-0.0481 |
59 |
1 |
74.17 |
2022-01-23 |
| 25. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
72.76 |
1.0294 |
-0.1528 |
57 |
1 |
72.76 |
2022-01-19 |
| 26. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
71.52 |
1.0706 |
-0.2124 |
56 |
2 |
67.88 |
2022-03-25 |
| 27. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
69.79 |
0.9741 |
-0.1266 |
101 |
1 |
69.79 |
2022-01-18 |
| 28. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
68.53 |
0.9773 |
-0.1489 |
109 |
1 |
68.53 |
2022-01-19 |
| 29. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
68.36 |
0.9177 |
-0.0923 |
64 |
1 |
68.36 |
2022-01-18 |
| 30. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
45.86 |
1.1018 |
-0.5569 |
99 |
1 |
45.86 |
2022-02-04 |