| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
53.92 |
1.0565 |
1.2838 |
68 |
1 |
53.92 |
2023-01-06 |
| 2. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
53.83 |
1.1246 |
1.2196 |
71 |
3 |
31.67 |
2023-01-23 |
| 3. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
49.38 |
1.0282 |
1.1227 |
75 |
2 |
35.11 |
2023-01-12 |
| 4. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
44.97 |
1.0241 |
0.9320 |
188 |
4 |
27.79 |
2023-01-21 |
| 5. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
44.57 |
0.9940 |
0.9487 |
143 |
3 |
28.01 |
2023-01-19 |
| 6. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
44.45 |
1.0311 |
0.9040 |
120 |
1 |
44.45 |
2023-01-06 |
| 7. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
44.18 |
1.0289 |
0.8892 |
119 |
1 |
44.18 |
2023-01-14 |
| 8. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
43.52 |
1.0039 |
0.8765 |
61 |
1 |
43.52 |
2023-01-06 |
| 9. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
43.17 |
1.0947 |
0.7815 |
110 |
1 |
43.17 |
2022-09-03 |
| 10. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
41.83 |
0.9799 |
0.8411 |
109 |
2 |
28.73 |
2023-01-14 |
| 11. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
38.21 |
1.0123 |
0.6464 |
103 |
2 |
28.70 |
2023-01-07 |
| 12. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
36.71 |
1.0297 |
0.5701 |
155 |
3 |
26.33 |
2023-01-21 |
| 13. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
28.31 |
1.0722 |
0.1521 |
56 |
3 |
26.54 |
2023-01-23 |
| 14. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
26.19 |
1.0606 |
0.0806 |
77 |
2 |
25.60 |
2023-01-21 |
| 15. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
26.09 |
1.0085 |
0.1144 |
53 |
4 |
23.19 |
2023-01-23 |
| 16. |
You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad... |
26.01 |
0.9591 |
0.1731 |
69 |
1 |
26.01 |
2023-01-07 |
| 17. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
24.28 |
1.0955 |
-0.0441 |
117 |
1 |
24.28 |
2023-01-21 |
| 18. |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... |
24.17 |
0.9780 |
0.0730 |
96 |
2 |
22.99 |
2023-01-23 |
| 19. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
24.05 |
1.0509 |
-0.0107 |
127 |
2 |
23.69 |
2023-01-23 |
| 20. |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit... |
23.72 |
1.1190 |
-0.1435 |
64 |
2 |
21.40 |
2023-01-20 |
| 21. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
23.53 |
1.0271 |
-0.0130 |
53 |
1 |
23.53 |
2023-01-21 |
| 22. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
23.37 |
0.9167 |
0.0972 |
116 |
1 |
23.37 |
2023-01-23 |
| 23. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
23.36 |
1.1026 |
-0.0959 |
99 |
2 |
21.77 |
2023-01-23 |
| 24. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
23.29 |
1.0210 |
-0.0075 |
105 |
1 |
23.29 |
2023-01-09 |
| 25. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
23.29 |
1.0709 |
-0.0617 |
122 |
2 |
23.17 |
2023-01-20 |
| 26. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
23.27 |
1.0698 |
-0.0637 |
142 |
1 |
23.27 |
2023-01-07 |
| 27. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
23.14 |
1.0688 |
-0.0593 |
103 |
2 |
19.90 |
2023-01-19 |
| 28. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... |
23.13 |
1.0558 |
-0.0490 |
81 |
1 |
23.13 |
2023-01-20 |
| 29. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
23.11 |
0.9894 |
0.0145 |
66 |
1 |
23.11 |
2023-01-21 |
| 30. |
What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet. |
22.75 |
1.2825 |
-0.3814 |
58 |
1 |
22.75 |
2023-01-12 |
| 31. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
22.59 |
1.1277 |
-0.1532 |
67 |
1 |
22.59 |
2023-01-21 |
| 32. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
22.46 |
0.9768 |
0.0056 |
165 |
2 |
21.08 |
2023-01-21 |
| 33. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
22.41 |
1.0815 |
-0.1116 |
63 |
1 |
22.41 |
2023-01-19 |
| 34. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
22.35 |
1.0399 |
-0.0665 |
106 |
1 |
22.35 |
2023-01-12 |
| 35. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
22.21 |
1.0504 |
-0.0893 |
81 |
5 |
20.37 |
2023-01-23 |
| 36. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
22.12 |
0.9917 |
-0.0301 |
56 |
1 |
22.12 |
2023-01-14 |
| 37. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
22.07 |
1.1012 |
-0.1357 |
121 |
2 |
21.99 |
2023-01-21 |
| 38. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
21.99 |
1.0551 |
-0.0996 |
123 |
1 |
21.99 |
2023-01-20 |
| 39. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
21.80 |
1.0507 |
-0.1065 |
110 |
1 |
21.80 |
2023-01-07 |
| 40. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
21.77 |
0.9746 |
-0.0227 |
101 |
3 |
18.73 |
2023-01-23 |
| 41. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
21.73 |
1.0160 |
-0.0759 |
106 |
1 |
21.73 |
2023-01-20 |
| 42. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
21.54 |
0.9854 |
-0.0479 |
144 |
2 |
21.48 |
2023-01-21 |
| 43. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
21.25 |
0.9612 |
-0.0375 |
142 |
2 |
19.11 |
2023-01-21 |
| 44. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
21.19 |
1.0043 |
-0.0918 |
79 |
1 |
21.19 |
2023-01-21 |
| 45. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
21.14 |
1.0698 |
-0.1460 |
97 |
1 |
21.14 |
2023-01-20 |
| 46. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
21.07 |
1.0320 |
-0.1139 |
71 |
1 |
21.07 |
2023-01-21 |
| 47. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
21.02 |
1.0772 |
-0.1722 |
110 |
2 |
20.74 |
2023-01-21 |
| 48. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
20.91 |
0.8683 |
0.0376 |
115 |
2 |
19.89 |
2023-01-23 |
| 49. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
20.73 |
1.0076 |
-0.1028 |
107 |
2 |
19.72 |
2023-01-21 |
| 50. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
20.47 |
1.0324 |
-0.1424 |
87 |
2 |
20.20 |
2023-01-21 |
| 51. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
20.44 |
0.9016 |
-0.0106 |
129 |
3 |
19.08 |
2023-01-23 |
| 52. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
20.25 |
1.0063 |
-0.1307 |
89 |
1 |
20.25 |
2023-01-21 |
| 53. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
20.02 |
0.9979 |
-0.1285 |
82 |
3 |
19.76 |
2023-01-12 |
| 54. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
19.98 |
0.9435 |
-0.0732 |
131 |
1 |
19.98 |
2023-01-20 |
| 55. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
19.61 |
0.9904 |
-0.1354 |
96 |
2 |
18.53 |
2023-01-21 |
| 56. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
19.60 |
1.0559 |
-0.2096 |
134 |
1 |
19.60 |
2023-01-21 |
| 57. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
19.35 |
1.0324 |
-0.1903 |
57 |
2 |
18.66 |
2023-01-14 |
| 58. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
19.17 |
1.0616 |
-0.2331 |
91 |
1 |
19.17 |
2023-01-14 |
| 59. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
18.76 |
0.8957 |
-0.0819 |
85 |
2 |
18.06 |
2023-01-23 |
| 60. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
18.66 |
0.9814 |
-0.1715 |
79 |
1 |
18.66 |
2023-01-20 |
| 61. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
18.60 |
1.0326 |
-0.2304 |
119 |
1 |
18.60 |
2023-01-21 |
| 62. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
18.44 |
0.9977 |
-0.1979 |
55 |
2 |
16.99 |
2023-01-21 |
| 63. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
18.38 |
1.0888 |
-0.2929 |
162 |
1 |
18.38 |
2023-01-12 |
| 64. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
18.23 |
1.0208 |
-0.2322 |
103 |
1 |
18.23 |
2023-01-19 |
| 65. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
17.97 |
1.0524 |
-0.2782 |
113 |
1 |
17.97 |
2023-01-07 |
| 66. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
17.90 |
1.1459 |
-0.3685 |
86 |
1 |
17.90 |
2023-01-21 |
| 67. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
17.20 |
0.9859 |
-0.2369 |
107 |
1 |
17.20 |
2023-01-20 |
| 68. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
16.75 |
0.9668 |
-0.2367 |
86 |
3 |
14.94 |
2023-01-09 |
| 69. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
16.22 |
0.9960 |
-0.2904 |
121 |
1 |
16.22 |
2023-01-07 |
| 70. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
16.09 |
0.9887 |
-0.2979 |
91 |
1 |
16.09 |
2023-01-07 |
| 71. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
16.07 |
1.0183 |
-0.3218 |
66 |
1 |
16.07 |
2023-01-23 |
| 72. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
15.91 |
0.9691 |
-0.2812 |
68 |
1 |
15.91 |
2023-01-12 |
| 73. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
14.94 |
0.9526 |
-0.3049 |
74 |
1 |
14.94 |
2023-01-12 |