| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
109.19 |
1.0606 |
0.2766 |
77 |
3 |
101.69 |
2021-01-25 |
| 2. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
108.90 |
1.0565 |
0.2791 |
68 |
1 |
108.90 |
2021-02-12 |
| 3. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
107.51 |
1.0955 |
0.2029 |
117 |
5 |
95.73 |
2021-02-01 |
| 4. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
99.23 |
1.0324 |
0.1705 |
57 |
4 |
80.53 |
2021-01-25 |
| 5. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
99.23 |
1.0772 |
0.1316 |
110 |
2 |
91.24 |
2021-02-01 |
| 6. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
94.27 |
0.9854 |
0.1470 |
144 |
2 |
88.58 |
2021-01-11 |
| 7. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
93.15 |
0.9979 |
0.1045 |
82 |
1 |
93.15 |
2021-01-13 |
| 8. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
93.00 |
0.9894 |
0.1482 |
66 |
1 |
93.00 |
2021-01-13 |
| 9. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
92.81 |
1.1026 |
0.0387 |
99 |
5 |
83.67 |
2021-01-10 |
| 10. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
91.20 |
1.0868 |
0.0201 |
138 |
2 |
88.09 |
2021-01-10 |
| 11. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
90.16 |
1.1246 |
-0.0270 |
71 |
2 |
85.04 |
2021-01-15 |
| 12. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
90.04 |
1.0947 |
0.0363 |
110 |
1 |
90.04 |
2021-01-10 |
| 13. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
89.88 |
1.0722 |
0.0193 |
56 |
2 |
87.47 |
2021-01-11 |
| 14. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
89.86 |
1.0183 |
0.1022 |
66 |
1 |
89.86 |
2021-02-01 |
| 15. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
89.07 |
0.9746 |
0.1116 |
101 |
1 |
89.07 |
2021-01-11 |
| 16. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
87.36 |
1.0507 |
0.0171 |
110 |
1 |
87.36 |
2021-01-13 |
| 17. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
86.64 |
1.0311 |
0.0294 |
120 |
2 |
82.04 |
2021-01-15 |
| 18. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
85.95 |
0.9604 |
0.0886 |
79 |
2 |
82.76 |
2021-01-11 |
| 19. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
85.33 |
1.0559 |
-0.0275 |
74 |
1 |
85.33 |
2021-01-13 |
| 20. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
85.30 |
1.0289 |
0.0133 |
119 |
2 |
82.72 |
2021-01-10 |
| 21. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
83.87 |
1.0297 |
-0.0120 |
155 |
1 |
83.87 |
2021-01-25 |
| 22. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
82.97 |
1.0551 |
-0.0183 |
123 |
1 |
82.97 |
2021-02-01 |
| 23. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
82.96 |
1.0509 |
-0.0310 |
127 |
1 |
82.96 |
2021-01-13 |
| 24. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
82.72 |
0.9768 |
0.0549 |
165 |
1 |
82.72 |
2021-01-10 |
| 25. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
82.52 |
1.0698 |
-0.0491 |
142 |
2 |
79.53 |
2021-01-10 |
| 26. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
77.93 |
1.1090 |
-0.1568 |
81 |
1 |
77.93 |
2021-01-11 |
| 27. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
77.82 |
1.0063 |
-0.0711 |
89 |
1 |
77.82 |
2021-01-10 |
| 28. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
77.60 |
0.8957 |
0.0548 |
85 |
2 |
76.06 |
2021-01-10 |
| 29. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
76.76 |
0.9830 |
-0.0645 |
89 |
1 |
76.76 |
2021-01-10 |
| 30. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
76.62 |
1.0282 |
-0.1019 |
75 |
1 |
76.62 |
2021-01-10 |
| 31. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
73.09 |
1.0698 |
-0.1541 |
97 |
1 |
73.09 |
2021-01-25 |
| 32. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
72.45 |
0.9827 |
-0.1069 |
158 |
1 |
72.45 |
2021-01-10 |
| 33. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
72.08 |
0.9526 |
-0.0839 |
74 |
2 |
71.81 |
2021-01-25 |
| 34. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
71.96 |
0.9989 |
-0.1241 |
81 |
1 |
71.96 |
2021-01-25 |
| 35. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
71.65 |
0.9612 |
-0.1055 |
142 |
1 |
71.65 |
2021-01-10 |
| 36. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
71.63 |
0.9917 |
-0.1097 |
56 |
2 |
69.67 |
2021-01-11 |
| 37. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
69.14 |
1.0476 |
-0.1942 |
223 |
1 |
69.14 |
2021-01-10 |
| 38. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
68.98 |
0.9167 |
-0.0809 |
116 |
1 |
68.98 |
2021-01-10 |
| 39. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
68.27 |
0.9822 |
-0.1428 |
65 |
1 |
68.27 |
2021-01-10 |
| 40. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
67.58 |
0.9940 |
-0.1732 |
143 |
1 |
67.58 |
2021-01-10 |
| 41. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
63.91 |
0.9912 |
-0.2154 |
121 |
1 |
63.91 |
2021-01-10 |