| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
38.45 |
1.0187 |
0.3173 |
106 |
2 |
30.28 |
2021-02-09 |
| 2. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
37.19 |
0.9864 |
0.2923 |
65 |
1 |
37.19 |
2021-08-10 |
| 3. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
36.96 |
1.0329 |
0.2613 |
57 |
1 |
36.96 |
2021-02-09 |
| 4. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
36.18 |
1.0530 |
0.2042 |
110 |
2 |
32.20 |
2021-02-09 |
| 5. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
35.89 |
0.8967 |
0.3372 |
85 |
3 |
28.78 |
2021-08-10 |
| 6. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
35.20 |
1.1314 |
0.0821 |
67 |
2 |
33.27 |
2021-02-09 |
| 7. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
33.74 |
0.9711 |
0.1855 |
68 |
2 |
29.65 |
2021-08-10 |
| 8. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
33.73 |
1.0322 |
0.1375 |
87 |
1 |
33.73 |
2021-08-10 |
| 9. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
33.20 |
1.0738 |
0.0752 |
142 |
2 |
31.31 |
2021-06-29 |
| 10. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
32.66 |
0.9792 |
0.1501 |
158 |
1 |
32.66 |
2021-02-09 |
| 11. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
31.37 |
0.9899 |
0.1024 |
96 |
1 |
31.37 |
2021-02-09 |
| 12. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
30.43 |
1.0501 |
-0.0127 |
81 |
2 |
29.85 |
2021-02-09 |
| 13. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
30.25 |
1.0314 |
0.0119 |
53 |
1 |
30.25 |
2021-02-07 |
| 14. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... |
29.81 |
1.0548 |
-0.0349 |
81 |
1 |
29.81 |
2021-02-09 |
| 15. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
28.84 |
1.0966 |
-0.1063 |
121 |
1 |
28.84 |
2021-02-09 |
| 16. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
28.37 |
1.0977 |
-0.1189 |
117 |
1 |
28.37 |
2022-02-28 |
| 17. |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... |
27.72 |
0.9620 |
-0.0056 |
96 |
1 |
27.72 |
2021-06-29 |
| 18. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
26.83 |
0.9926 |
-0.0629 |
143 |
1 |
26.83 |
2021-02-09 |
| 19. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
26.70 |
0.9725 |
-0.0436 |
165 |
1 |
26.70 |
2021-08-10 |
| 20. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
25.79 |
1.0814 |
-0.1945 |
110 |
1 |
25.79 |
2021-02-09 |
| 21. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
25.61 |
0.9223 |
-0.0233 |
64 |
1 |
25.61 |
2021-06-29 |
| 22. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
25.39 |
1.0670 |
-0.1812 |
97 |
1 |
25.39 |
2022-02-28 |
| 23. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
24.98 |
0.8715 |
-0.0125 |
115 |
1 |
24.98 |
2021-08-10 |
| 24. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
24.86 |
1.0331 |
-0.1689 |
93 |
1 |
24.86 |
2021-02-09 |
| 25. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
24.45 |
0.9997 |
-0.1602 |
82 |
1 |
24.45 |
2021-02-09 |
| 26. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
24.24 |
0.9998 |
-0.1524 |
55 |
1 |
24.24 |
2021-02-09 |
| 27. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
23.77 |
0.9609 |
-0.1370 |
142 |
1 |
23.77 |
2021-02-09 |
| 28. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
23.64 |
1.0425 |
-0.2187 |
97 |
1 |
23.64 |
2021-06-29 |
| 29. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
23.21 |
0.9940 |
-0.1931 |
121 |
1 |
23.21 |
2021-02-09 |
| 30. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
22.48 |
0.9903 |
-0.2122 |
121 |
1 |
22.48 |
2021-02-09 |
| 31. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
22.28 |
1.0608 |
-0.3034 |
91 |
1 |
22.28 |
2021-06-29 |
| 32. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
18.95 |
0.9192 |
-0.2538 |
116 |
1 |
18.95 |
2021-02-09 |