| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
82.12 |
1.0413 |
0.2698 |
106 |
1 |
82.12 |
2021-04-22 |
| 2. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
79.56 |
1.0294 |
0.2335 |
57 |
1 |
79.56 |
2021-04-26 |
| 3. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
78.89 |
1.0577 |
0.2008 |
77 |
2 |
62.42 |
2021-04-26 |
| 4. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
77.72 |
1.0319 |
0.2167 |
87 |
1 |
77.72 |
2021-04-22 |
| 5. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
73.11 |
1.0698 |
0.1204 |
122 |
1 |
73.11 |
2021-04-26 |
| 6. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
71.89 |
1.1086 |
0.0287 |
81 |
2 |
68.93 |
2021-04-26 |
| 7. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
70.45 |
1.0596 |
0.0600 |
91 |
1 |
70.45 |
2021-04-26 |
| 8. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
69.38 |
1.0175 |
0.0624 |
66 |
2 |
69.27 |
2021-04-26 |
| 9. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
67.94 |
0.9925 |
0.1080 |
143 |
1 |
67.94 |
2021-04-22 |
| 10. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
66.75 |
1.0175 |
0.0439 |
105 |
1 |
66.75 |
2021-04-26 |
| 11. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
66.64 |
0.9720 |
0.0844 |
146 |
1 |
66.64 |
2021-04-26 |
| 12. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
66.40 |
0.9863 |
0.0734 |
66 |
1 |
66.40 |
2021-04-22 |
| 13. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
66.05 |
1.0398 |
0.0052 |
63 |
1 |
66.05 |
2021-04-22 |
| 14. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
64.16 |
1.0889 |
-0.0503 |
162 |
2 |
63.97 |
2021-04-26 |
| 15. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
64.01 |
0.9907 |
0.0354 |
56 |
2 |
61.11 |
2021-04-22 |
| 16. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
63.22 |
1.0389 |
-0.0345 |
90 |
1 |
63.22 |
2021-04-23 |
| 17. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
62.25 |
0.9992 |
-0.0085 |
81 |
1 |
62.25 |
2021-04-22 |
| 18. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
60.85 |
1.0474 |
-0.0656 |
223 |
1 |
60.85 |
2021-04-26 |
| 19. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
60.66 |
0.9638 |
0.0197 |
86 |
1 |
60.66 |
2021-04-26 |
| 20. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
59.15 |
0.9741 |
-0.0238 |
101 |
1 |
59.15 |
2021-04-22 |
| 21. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
58.41 |
1.0417 |
-0.1140 |
101 |
1 |
58.41 |
2021-04-22 |
| 22. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
58.37 |
0.9831 |
-0.0569 |
158 |
1 |
58.37 |
2021-04-26 |
| 23. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
57.45 |
0.9839 |
-0.0619 |
89 |
1 |
57.45 |
2021-04-26 |
| 24. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
57.02 |
1.0738 |
-0.1518 |
114 |
1 |
57.02 |
2021-04-22 |
| 25. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
55.88 |
1.0082 |
-0.1017 |
107 |
1 |
55.88 |
2021-04-22 |
| 26. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
55.12 |
0.9157 |
-0.0169 |
116 |
1 |
55.12 |
2021-04-22 |
| 27. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
54.62 |
1.0276 |
-0.1648 |
75 |
1 |
54.62 |
2021-04-26 |
| 28. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
53.92 |
0.8672 |
-0.0013 |
115 |
1 |
53.92 |
2021-04-26 |
| 29. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
51.03 |
0.8968 |
-0.0939 |
85 |
1 |
51.03 |
2021-04-26 |
| 30. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
49.52 |
0.9008 |
-0.1024 |
129 |
1 |
49.52 |
2021-04-22 |
| 31. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
40.53 |
0.9177 |
-0.2477 |
64 |
1 |
40.53 |
2021-04-23 |
| 32. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
39.02 |
1.0319 |
-0.4054 |
71 |
1 |
39.02 |
2021-04-26 |