| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
66.98 |
1.1084 |
0.5649 |
81 |
1 |
66.98 |
2021-01-24 |
| 2. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
64.98 |
1.0712 |
0.5526 |
114 |
2 |
48.79 |
2021-01-24 |
| 3. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
63.07 |
1.0756 |
0.5003 |
56 |
2 |
48.70 |
2021-01-16 |
| 4. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
56.11 |
1.0457 |
0.3549 |
223 |
3 |
48.66 |
2021-01-24 |
| 5. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
53.46 |
0.9192 |
0.4159 |
116 |
1 |
53.46 |
2021-01-24 |
| 6. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
49.85 |
1.0524 |
0.1927 |
113 |
1 |
49.85 |
2021-01-29 |
| 7. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
49.65 |
1.0977 |
0.1424 |
117 |
2 |
45.77 |
2021-01-09 |
| 8. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
49.61 |
1.0453 |
0.1946 |
114 |
1 |
49.61 |
2021-01-16 |
| 9. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
49.25 |
1.0311 |
0.1999 |
71 |
1 |
49.25 |
2021-01-09 |
| 10. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
49.21 |
0.9926 |
0.2376 |
143 |
1 |
49.21 |
2021-01-16 |
| 11. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
47.95 |
1.0848 |
0.1144 |
63 |
2 |
42.96 |
2021-01-16 |
| 12. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
47.88 |
1.0233 |
0.1730 |
188 |
1 |
47.88 |
2021-01-16 |
| 13. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
47.52 |
0.9893 |
0.1973 |
66 |
2 |
40.42 |
2021-01-09 |
| 14. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
46.81 |
0.9796 |
0.1910 |
109 |
1 |
46.81 |
2021-01-29 |
| 15. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
46.49 |
1.0283 |
0.1333 |
120 |
2 |
37.79 |
2021-01-24 |
| 16. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
45.85 |
1.0530 |
0.0927 |
127 |
3 |
43.83 |
2021-01-12 |
| 17. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
45.71 |
1.0626 |
0.0790 |
74 |
3 |
41.04 |
2021-01-09 |
| 18. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
45.47 |
0.9934 |
0.1428 |
56 |
1 |
45.47 |
2021-01-24 |
| 19. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
43.54 |
0.8967 |
0.1919 |
85 |
1 |
43.54 |
2021-01-16 |
| 20. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
42.94 |
1.0285 |
0.0441 |
155 |
1 |
42.94 |
2021-01-10 |
| 21. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
42.79 |
0.9997 |
0.0692 |
82 |
1 |
42.79 |
2021-01-16 |
| 22. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
42.77 |
0.9714 |
0.0975 |
146 |
2 |
40.30 |
2021-01-16 |
| 23. |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... |
41.29 |
0.9620 |
0.0702 |
96 |
1 |
41.29 |
2021-01-12 |
| 24. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
40.79 |
0.9864 |
0.0324 |
65 |
1 |
40.79 |
2021-01-12 |
| 25. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
40.77 |
0.9825 |
0.0360 |
89 |
3 |
33.60 |
2021-01-24 |
| 26. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
40.69 |
1.0814 |
-0.0657 |
110 |
1 |
40.69 |
2021-01-09 |
| 27. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
40.49 |
1.0530 |
-0.0407 |
110 |
2 |
35.27 |
2021-01-09 |
| 28. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
40.24 |
1.0738 |
-0.0687 |
142 |
3 |
37.46 |
2021-01-09 |
| 29. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
40.13 |
1.0858 |
-0.0837 |
138 |
1 |
40.13 |
2021-01-09 |
| 30. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
39.71 |
1.0329 |
-0.0404 |
57 |
4 |
34.15 |
2021-01-12 |
| 31. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
39.48 |
0.9899 |
-0.0029 |
96 |
1 |
39.48 |
2021-01-24 |
| 32. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
38.45 |
0.9556 |
0.0058 |
79 |
2 |
32.24 |
2021-01-24 |
| 33. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
38.00 |
1.0103 |
-0.0601 |
89 |
1 |
38.00 |
2021-01-09 |
| 34. |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... |
37.27 |
0.9800 |
-0.0478 |
96 |
1 |
37.27 |
2021-01-09 |
| 35. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
37.01 |
1.0406 |
-0.1168 |
63 |
1 |
37.01 |
2021-01-09 |
| 36. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
36.20 |
1.0280 |
-0.1237 |
75 |
1 |
36.20 |
2021-01-09 |
| 37. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
35.67 |
0.9940 |
-0.1025 |
121 |
2 |
34.68 |
2021-01-29 |
| 38. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
34.56 |
0.9816 |
-0.1178 |
79 |
1 |
34.56 |
2021-01-16 |
| 39. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
33.19 |
1.0741 |
-0.2442 |
122 |
1 |
33.19 |
2021-01-12 |
| 40. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
33.08 |
0.9873 |
-0.1598 |
107 |
1 |
33.08 |
2021-01-10 |
| 41. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
32.27 |
0.9609 |
-0.1547 |
142 |
1 |
32.27 |
2021-01-09 |
| 42. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
31.92 |
1.0322 |
-0.2342 |
87 |
1 |
31.92 |
2021-01-09 |
| 43. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
30.46 |
0.9903 |
-0.2297 |
121 |
1 |
30.46 |
2021-01-09 |
| 44. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
29.97 |
0.9693 |
-0.2202 |
101 |
1 |
29.97 |
2021-01-09 |
| 45. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
26.91 |
0.8715 |
-0.1991 |
115 |
2 |
25.94 |
2021-01-10 |
| 46. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
21.50 |
1.0628 |
-0.5259 |
68 |
1 |
21.50 |
2021-01-09 |