| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
105.80 |
1.0933 |
0.2681 |
110 |
2 |
105.58 |
2021-02-05 |
| 2. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
103.79 |
1.0285 |
0.2689 |
155 |
4 |
90.97 |
2021-02-04 |
| 3. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
101.67 |
1.0977 |
0.1736 |
117 |
1 |
101.67 |
2021-02-04 |
| 4. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
101.28 |
1.1084 |
0.1643 |
81 |
3 |
91.90 |
2021-02-07 |
| 5. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
99.20 |
1.0738 |
0.1911 |
142 |
1 |
99.20 |
2021-02-04 |
| 6. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
98.23 |
1.1460 |
0.0894 |
86 |
2 |
81.82 |
2021-02-04 |
| 7. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
97.95 |
1.0181 |
0.2387 |
66 |
2 |
87.58 |
2021-02-04 |
| 8. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
96.75 |
0.9998 |
0.2534 |
55 |
3 |
78.83 |
2021-02-04 |
| 9. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
96.15 |
1.0848 |
0.1051 |
63 |
1 |
96.15 |
2021-02-04 |
| 10. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
93.62 |
0.9926 |
0.1770 |
143 |
3 |
88.51 |
2021-02-04 |
| 11. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
93.47 |
1.0607 |
0.1255 |
77 |
2 |
90.37 |
2021-02-04 |
| 12. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
92.70 |
1.0457 |
0.1259 |
223 |
2 |
84.37 |
2021-02-04 |
| 13. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
92.32 |
1.0052 |
0.1286 |
76 |
2 |
81.38 |
2021-02-05 |
| 14. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
90.03 |
1.0169 |
0.0562 |
53 |
1 |
90.03 |
2021-02-04 |
| 15. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
89.31 |
1.0966 |
0.0172 |
121 |
2 |
88.59 |
2021-02-04 |
| 16. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
88.68 |
1.0337 |
0.1003 |
119 |
1 |
88.68 |
2021-02-04 |
| 17. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
88.49 |
1.1237 |
-0.0115 |
71 |
2 |
81.58 |
2021-02-06 |
| 18. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
86.83 |
1.0858 |
0.0026 |
138 |
1 |
86.83 |
2021-02-04 |
| 19. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
86.41 |
1.0439 |
0.0753 |
90 |
1 |
86.41 |
2021-02-04 |
| 20. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
86.10 |
1.0311 |
0.0609 |
71 |
1 |
86.10 |
2021-02-05 |
| 21. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
85.27 |
1.0670 |
0.0264 |
97 |
1 |
85.27 |
2021-02-04 |
| 22. |
So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having... |
84.66 |
1.0283 |
0.0397 |
120 |
2 |
80.49 |
2021-02-04 |
| 23. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
83.73 |
1.0741 |
-0.0143 |
122 |
2 |
82.69 |
2021-02-04 |
| 24. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
83.64 |
1.0685 |
-0.0829 |
103 |
1 |
83.64 |
2021-02-04 |
| 25. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
82.96 |
0.9934 |
0.0597 |
56 |
2 |
82.89 |
2021-02-04 |
| 26. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
82.12 |
1.0453 |
-0.0091 |
114 |
1 |
82.12 |
2021-02-05 |
| 27. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
82.08 |
1.0628 |
-0.0098 |
68 |
2 |
80.86 |
2021-02-04 |
| 28. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
81.70 |
0.9223 |
0.1037 |
64 |
1 |
81.70 |
2021-02-04 |
| 29. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
81.55 |
1.0187 |
0.0091 |
106 |
2 |
71.58 |
2021-02-04 |
| 30. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
80.96 |
1.0778 |
-0.0173 |
122 |
1 |
80.96 |
2021-02-04 |
| 31. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
79.75 |
1.0314 |
-0.1671 |
53 |
1 |
79.75 |
2021-02-04 |
| 32. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
79.63 |
1.0425 |
-0.0343 |
97 |
1 |
79.63 |
2021-02-04 |
| 33. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
78.67 |
1.0113 |
-0.1077 |
79 |
1 |
78.67 |
2021-02-06 |
| 34. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
78.61 |
1.0003 |
-0.0126 |
81 |
2 |
76.28 |
2021-02-06 |
| 35. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
78.22 |
0.9796 |
-0.0091 |
109 |
1 |
78.22 |
2021-02-04 |
| 36. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
77.08 |
0.9945 |
-0.0320 |
91 |
2 |
76.16 |
2021-02-04 |
| 37. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
76.08 |
1.0908 |
-0.1219 |
162 |
1 |
76.08 |
2021-02-05 |
| 38. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
75.30 |
1.0524 |
-0.1113 |
113 |
2 |
69.10 |
2021-02-04 |
| 39. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
75.21 |
0.9864 |
-0.0292 |
65 |
1 |
75.21 |
2021-02-04 |
| 40. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
74.83 |
0.9679 |
-0.0126 |
86 |
2 |
73.91 |
2021-02-04 |
| 41. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
74.54 |
1.0209 |
-0.0718 |
154 |
2 |
73.19 |
2021-02-05 |
| 42. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
74.22 |
0.9893 |
-0.0475 |
66 |
1 |
74.22 |
2021-02-04 |
| 43. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
73.31 |
1.0229 |
-0.1661 |
105 |
1 |
73.31 |
2021-02-04 |
| 44. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
73.07 |
1.0626 |
-0.1453 |
74 |
1 |
73.07 |
2021-02-04 |
| 45. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
67.75 |
0.9725 |
-0.0976 |
165 |
1 |
67.75 |
2021-02-04 |
| 46. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
67.05 |
0.9009 |
-0.0602 |
129 |
1 |
67.05 |
2021-02-04 |
| 47. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
65.94 |
0.9940 |
-0.1380 |
121 |
1 |
65.94 |
2021-02-04 |
| 48. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
64.21 |
0.9816 |
-0.1666 |
79 |
1 |
64.21 |
2021-02-04 |
| 49. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
62.67 |
0.8967 |
-0.0993 |
85 |
1 |
62.67 |
2021-02-06 |
| 50. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
62.39 |
0.9792 |
-0.2026 |
158 |
1 |
62.39 |
2021-02-04 |
| 51. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
57.20 |
0.8715 |
-0.1643 |
115 |
1 |
57.20 |
2021-02-04 |
| 52. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
55.77 |
1.0501 |
-0.4331 |
81 |
1 |
55.77 |
2021-02-04 |
| 53. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
54.94 |
0.9534 |
-0.2676 |
74 |
1 |
54.94 |
2021-02-04 |
| 54. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
54.41 |
0.9845 |
-0.3097 |
144 |
1 |
54.41 |
2021-02-04 |