| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
84.14 |
1.1052 |
0.2527 |
99 |
1 |
84.14 |
2022-02-16 |
| 2. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
79.87 |
1.1084 |
0.1806 |
81 |
2 |
69.91 |
2022-02-28 |
| 3. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
75.95 |
1.0331 |
0.1926 |
93 |
4 |
70.04 |
2022-02-28 |
| 4. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
75.22 |
1.1460 |
0.0680 |
86 |
2 |
69.76 |
2022-02-28 |
| 5. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
74.91 |
1.0858 |
0.1232 |
138 |
2 |
66.43 |
2022-02-28 |
| 6. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
74.15 |
0.9534 |
0.2433 |
74 |
1 |
74.15 |
2022-02-28 |
| 7. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
73.86 |
1.0756 |
0.1164 |
56 |
1 |
73.86 |
2022-02-28 |
| 8. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
73.39 |
1.0685 |
0.1159 |
103 |
1 |
73.39 |
2022-02-17 |
| 9. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
72.73 |
0.9825 |
0.1913 |
89 |
1 |
72.73 |
2022-02-17 |
| 10. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
72.68 |
1.0908 |
0.0822 |
162 |
1 |
72.68 |
2022-02-28 |
| 11. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
72.31 |
1.0280 |
0.1390 |
75 |
1 |
72.31 |
2022-02-17 |
| 12. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
69.14 |
1.1314 |
-0.0156 |
67 |
1 |
69.14 |
2022-02-28 |
| 13. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
68.37 |
1.0741 |
0.0293 |
122 |
1 |
68.37 |
2022-02-17 |
| 14. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
68.19 |
1.0778 |
0.0227 |
122 |
1 |
68.19 |
2022-02-17 |
| 15. |
Oh darling, since you've started dieting, you've become such... |
67.22 |
0.9926 |
0.0922 |
143 |
1 |
67.22 |
2022-02-28 |
| 16. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
66.76 |
1.0607 |
0.0167 |
77 |
1 |
66.76 |
2022-02-17 |
| 17. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
66.59 |
1.0337 |
0.0410 |
119 |
2 |
64.58 |
2022-02-28 |
| 18. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
66.56 |
1.0233 |
0.0509 |
188 |
2 |
63.08 |
2022-02-28 |
| 19. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
65.91 |
1.0453 |
0.0184 |
114 |
1 |
65.91 |
2022-02-17 |
| 20. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
65.07 |
1.0966 |
-0.0465 |
121 |
1 |
65.07 |
2022-02-17 |
| 21. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
64.65 |
1.0436 |
-0.0002 |
101 |
3 |
59.88 |
2022-02-28 |
| 22. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
64.43 |
0.9792 |
0.0606 |
158 |
3 |
62.19 |
2022-02-28 |
| 23. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
63.67 |
0.9796 |
0.0480 |
109 |
2 |
60.64 |
2022-02-28 |
| 24. |
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in thei... |
63.64 |
1.0285 |
-0.0014 |
155 |
1 |
63.64 |
2022-02-17 |
| 25. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
63.36 |
0.9998 |
0.0227 |
55 |
1 |
63.36 |
2022-02-17 |
| 26. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
62.95 |
0.9556 |
0.0603 |
79 |
1 |
62.95 |
2022-02-17 |
| 27. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
62.35 |
1.0103 |
-0.0041 |
89 |
1 |
62.35 |
2022-02-17 |
| 28. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
61.75 |
1.0209 |
-0.0243 |
154 |
1 |
61.75 |
2022-02-17 |
| 29. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
61.08 |
1.0628 |
-0.0770 |
68 |
1 |
61.08 |
2022-02-28 |
| 30. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
58.98 |
1.0322 |
-0.0803 |
87 |
1 |
58.98 |
2022-02-17 |
| 31. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
58.13 |
0.9009 |
0.0372 |
129 |
1 |
58.13 |
2022-02-17 |
| 32. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
57.48 |
0.9192 |
0.0085 |
116 |
1 |
57.48 |
2022-02-28 |
| 33. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
57.46 |
1.0524 |
-0.1251 |
113 |
2 |
52.61 |
2022-02-17 |
| 34. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
54.94 |
0.9223 |
-0.0356 |
64 |
1 |
54.94 |
2022-02-17 |
| 35. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
54.88 |
0.9413 |
-0.0556 |
131 |
1 |
54.88 |
2022-02-28 |
| 36. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
54.66 |
0.9714 |
-0.0893 |
146 |
2 |
52.37 |
2022-02-28 |
| 37. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
51.87 |
1.0142 |
-0.1771 |
74 |
2 |
51.66 |
2022-02-28 |
| 38. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
50.33 |
1.0113 |
-0.1990 |
79 |
1 |
50.33 |
2022-02-17 |
| 39. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
50.07 |
0.9864 |
-0.1783 |
65 |
1 |
50.07 |
2022-02-17 |
| 40. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
47.16 |
0.9439 |
-0.1828 |
59 |
1 |
47.16 |
2022-02-17 |
| 41. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
45.11 |
0.8715 |
-0.1435 |
115 |
2 |
43.53 |
2022-02-17 |
| 42. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
44.75 |
0.9997 |
-0.2775 |
82 |
1 |
44.75 |
2022-02-16 |
| 43. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
36.55 |
0.9945 |
-0.4046 |
91 |
1 |
36.55 |
2022-02-17 |