Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
1. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
49.31 |
1.1084 |
0.4996 |
81 |
3 |
42.15 |
2022-05-04 |
2. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
45.33 |
1.0406 |
0.4318 |
63 |
2 |
38.98 |
2022-06-03 |
3. |
My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out ... |
44.45 |
1.1237 |
0.3279 |
71 |
1 |
44.45 |
2022-04-12 |
4. |
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstandi... |
43.24 |
1.0052 |
0.3986 |
76 |
5 |
30.37 |
2022-05-21 |
5. |
Someone stole the wheels off of all the police cars! The cop... |
41.45 |
1.0608 |
0.2820 |
91 |
4 |
32.96 |
2022-05-04 |
6. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
40.36 |
0.9679 |
0.3543 |
86 |
2 |
36.24 |
2022-05-25 |
7. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
39.72 |
1.0933 |
0.2033 |
110 |
3 |
34.33 |
2022-04-29 |
8. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
39.64 |
1.1314 |
0.1548 |
67 |
4 |
33.40 |
2022-05-04 |
9. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
39.46 |
0.9864 |
0.2964 |
65 |
3 |
34.31 |
2022-05-03 |
10. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
38.29 |
1.0425 |
0.2117 |
97 |
2 |
35.41 |
2022-05-03 |
11. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
38.22 |
1.0712 |
0.1800 |
114 |
3 |
35.84 |
2022-06-03 |
12. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
38.15 |
1.0858 |
0.1666 |
138 |
1 |
38.15 |
2022-05-25 |
13. |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit... |
37.82 |
1.1535 |
0.0302 |
64 |
2 |
33.84 |
2022-05-03 |
14. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
37.45 |
1.0311 |
0.1956 |
71 |
3 |
32.25 |
2022-05-21 |
15. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
37.36 |
1.0169 |
0.2058 |
53 |
2 |
33.81 |
2022-04-20 |
16. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
37.27 |
1.0331 |
0.1812 |
93 |
4 |
32.85 |
2022-06-03 |
17. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
37.11 |
1.0628 |
0.1498 |
68 |
3 |
30.63 |
2022-04-28 |
18. |
What did the hot dog say when his friend passed him in the r... |
36.85 |
1.0476 |
0.1514 |
138 |
2 |
32.83 |
2022-05-25 |
19. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
36.80 |
1.0103 |
0.1890 |
89 |
2 |
31.49 |
2022-04-30 |
20. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
36.79 |
1.0530 |
0.1449 |
110 |
5 |
29.86 |
2022-05-25 |
21. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
36.54 |
1.0814 |
0.1014 |
110 |
2 |
35.40 |
2022-05-25 |
22. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
36.05 |
1.0113 |
0.1610 |
79 |
4 |
32.72 |
2022-05-03 |
23. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
35.60 |
1.0607 |
0.1049 |
77 |
4 |
33.00 |
2022-05-04 |
24. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
35.09 |
1.0908 |
0.0553 |
162 |
5 |
33.50 |
2022-06-03 |
25. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
35.02 |
0.9825 |
0.1633 |
89 |
5 |
32.13 |
2022-04-30 |
26. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
34.79 |
1.0388 |
0.0966 |
106 |
2 |
32.22 |
2022-05-03 |
27. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
34.52 |
1.0209 |
0.0997 |
154 |
3 |
31.23 |
2022-05-04 |
28. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
34.42 |
1.0280 |
0.0978 |
75 |
1 |
34.42 |
2022-04-15 |
29. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
34.38 |
0.9714 |
0.1476 |
146 |
2 |
33.57 |
2022-05-03 |
30. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
34.19 |
1.0530 |
0.0559 |
127 |
3 |
29.64 |
2022-05-03 |
31. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
34.17 |
1.0003 |
0.1159 |
81 |
4 |
30.75 |
2022-05-03 |
32. |
The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested. I hear ... |
34.12 |
1.0040 |
0.1064 |
107 |
2 |
30.09 |
2022-05-03 |
33. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... |
34.06 |
1.0548 |
0.0582 |
81 |
1 |
34.06 |
2022-04-30 |
34. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
34.00 |
0.9609 |
0.1495 |
142 |
3 |
29.29 |
2022-06-03 |
35. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
33.87 |
1.1460 |
-0.0357 |
86 |
1 |
33.87 |
2022-05-25 |
36. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
33.83 |
1.0120 |
0.0883 |
61 |
1 |
33.83 |
2022-04-29 |
37. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
33.53 |
1.0436 |
0.0487 |
101 |
5 |
32.02 |
2022-05-01 |
38. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
33.27 |
1.0318 |
0.0522 |
119 |
5 |
28.39 |
2022-05-03 |
39. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
33.25 |
0.9792 |
0.1075 |
158 |
1 |
33.25 |
2022-06-08 |
40. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
33.16 |
0.9534 |
0.1262 |
74 |
1 |
33.16 |
2022-05-21 |
41. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
32.76 |
1.0233 |
0.0470 |
188 |
1 |
32.76 |
2022-06-03 |
42. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
32.74 |
0.9439 |
0.1254 |
59 |
2 |
30.42 |
2022-05-21 |
43. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
32.69 |
1.0129 |
0.0527 |
103 |
2 |
30.19 |
2022-04-28 |
44. |
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was o... |
32.55 |
0.9620 |
0.1044 |
96 |
2 |
31.68 |
2022-05-03 |
45. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
32.46 |
0.9413 |
0.1121 |
131 |
1 |
32.46 |
2022-04-22 |
46. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
31.90 |
1.0314 |
0.0058 |
53 |
3 |
29.67 |
2022-05-21 |
47. |
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and ye... |
31.85 |
0.9940 |
0.0425 |
121 |
2 |
30.38 |
2022-04-20 |
48. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
31.78 |
1.0966 |
-0.0636 |
121 |
4 |
26.83 |
2022-05-03 |
49. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
31.67 |
1.0142 |
0.0181 |
74 |
3 |
29.89 |
2022-06-03 |
50. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
31.48 |
1.0524 |
-0.0308 |
113 |
1 |
31.48 |
2022-04-15 |
51. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
31.43 |
1.0738 |
-0.0508 |
142 |
1 |
31.43 |
2022-04-30 |
52. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
31.42 |
0.9998 |
0.0284 |
55 |
2 |
28.83 |
2022-05-03 |
53. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
31.31 |
0.9693 |
0.0545 |
101 |
3 |
27.53 |
2022-05-03 |
54. |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... |
31.21 |
0.9800 |
0.0456 |
96 |
1 |
31.21 |
2022-04-30 |
55. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
31.05 |
1.0337 |
-0.0288 |
119 |
2 |
30.09 |
2022-04-27 |
56. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
31.04 |
1.0778 |
-0.0605 |
122 |
3 |
28.90 |
2022-05-25 |
57. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
30.83 |
1.0453 |
-0.0385 |
114 |
2 |
28.54 |
2022-04-19 |
58. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
30.76 |
0.9873 |
0.0234 |
107 |
3 |
28.95 |
2022-04-29 |
59. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
30.76 |
1.0756 |
-0.0729 |
56 |
1 |
30.76 |
2022-04-24 |
60. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
30.75 |
0.9223 |
0.0844 |
64 |
3 |
28.93 |
2022-06-03 |
61. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
30.54 |
0.9945 |
-0.0071 |
91 |
6 |
28.69 |
2022-05-25 |
62. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
30.47 |
1.0595 |
-0.0593 |
134 |
2 |
30.18 |
2022-05-03 |
63. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
29.69 |
1.0231 |
-0.0571 |
103 |
3 |
27.54 |
2022-05-25 |
64. |
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I... |
29.67 |
1.1052 |
-0.1409 |
99 |
2 |
29.63 |
2022-04-15 |
65. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
29.58 |
0.8967 |
0.0668 |
85 |
5 |
25.35 |
2022-04-29 |
66. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
29.16 |
1.0501 |
-0.1065 |
81 |
1 |
29.16 |
2022-05-04 |
67. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
28.72 |
1.0187 |
-0.0811 |
106 |
1 |
28.72 |
2022-04-28 |
68. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
28.64 |
0.8715 |
0.0626 |
115 |
2 |
25.39 |
2022-05-03 |
69. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
28.64 |
1.0229 |
-0.0945 |
105 |
3 |
26.36 |
2022-05-01 |
70. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
28.53 |
1.0977 |
-0.1639 |
117 |
1 |
28.53 |
2022-04-10 |
71. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
28.14 |
0.9711 |
-0.0554 |
68 |
3 |
26.74 |
2022-05-25 |
72. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
28.00 |
1.0626 |
-0.1525 |
74 |
1 |
28.00 |
2022-04-29 |
73. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
27.92 |
0.9009 |
0.0119 |
129 |
2 |
24.65 |
2022-05-21 |
74. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
27.72 |
0.9796 |
-0.0731 |
109 |
3 |
25.49 |
2022-05-01 |
75. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
27.41 |
0.9903 |
-0.0894 |
121 |
1 |
27.41 |
2022-04-10 |
76. |
An optimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and thinks it'... |
26.49 |
1.0457 |
-0.1754 |
223 |
1 |
26.49 |
2022-05-15 |
77. |
Why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always tak... |
26.23 |
0.9556 |
-0.0952 |
79 |
2 |
25.48 |
2022-06-03 |
78. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
26.12 |
0.9725 |
-0.1172 |
165 |
1 |
26.12 |
2022-04-29 |
79. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
26.03 |
1.0322 |
-0.1801 |
87 |
1 |
26.03 |
2022-04-12 |
80. |
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just nee... |
25.15 |
0.9816 |
-0.1632 |
79 |
1 |
25.15 |
2022-04-18 |
81. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
24.79 |
1.0181 |
-0.2094 |
66 |
1 |
24.79 |
2021-11-16 |
82. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
24.55 |
0.9845 |
-0.1833 |
144 |
1 |
24.55 |
2022-05-04 |
83. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
23.07 |
0.9893 |
-0.2401 |
66 |
2 |
22.93 |
2022-05-01 |
84. |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at... |
20.22 |
1.0710 |
-0.4032 |
69 |
1 |
20.22 |
2022-04-19 |
85. |
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about th... |
16.33 |
1.0848 |
-0.5566 |
63 |
1 |
16.33 |
2022-05-01 |