| Rank |
Text |
Best WPM |
Overall Difficulty |
Relative Speed |
Text Length |
Races |
Average WPM |
Last race |
| 1. |
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. |
32.14 |
1.0756 |
0.4841 |
56 |
4 |
23.13 |
2022-06-05 |
| 2. |
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at... |
30.66 |
1.0710 |
0.4392 |
69 |
2 |
28.12 |
2022-06-04 |
| 3. |
Almost 6 million Americans currently are not working, and th... |
28.79 |
1.0858 |
0.3132 |
138 |
1 |
28.79 |
2022-06-04 |
| 4. |
What do you call an animal you keep in your car? A carpet. |
28.50 |
1.2952 |
0.0200 |
58 |
2 |
26.18 |
2022-06-03 |
| 5. |
I was making Russian tea. Unfortunately I cannot fish the te... |
28.26 |
1.0103 |
0.3640 |
89 |
1 |
28.26 |
2022-06-04 |
| 6. |
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and ... |
28.00 |
1.1084 |
0.2506 |
81 |
4 |
21.20 |
2022-06-04 |
| 7. |
My three favorite things are eating my family and not using ... |
27.59 |
1.1314 |
0.2026 |
67 |
3 |
23.57 |
2022-06-04 |
| 8. |
I received another letter from some lawyer yesterday. It had... |
27.30 |
0.9609 |
0.3678 |
142 |
2 |
18.27 |
2022-06-04 |
| 9. |
Me and my wife, we've decided that we don't want to have chi... |
27.18 |
1.0908 |
0.2292 |
162 |
1 |
27.18 |
2022-06-04 |
| 10. |
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous w... |
26.59 |
0.9864 |
0.3047 |
65 |
2 |
24.73 |
2022-06-04 |
| 11. |
Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off ... |
26.45 |
0.9714 |
0.3119 |
146 |
4 |
21.07 |
2022-06-04 |
| 12. |
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. Th... |
26.27 |
1.0501 |
0.2220 |
81 |
3 |
24.02 |
2022-06-04 |
| 13. |
How does the solar system organize a party They planet! |
26.16 |
0.9998 |
0.2734 |
55 |
1 |
26.16 |
2022-06-04 |
| 14. |
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll ... |
26.00 |
1.0311 |
0.2348 |
71 |
6 |
23.88 |
2022-06-04 |
| 15. |
A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never... |
25.98 |
1.0738 |
0.1874 |
142 |
1 |
25.98 |
2022-06-04 |
| 16. |
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises f... |
25.90 |
1.1460 |
0.1136 |
86 |
1 |
25.90 |
2022-06-04 |
| 17. |
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard... |
25.90 |
1.0670 |
0.1950 |
97 |
3 |
20.16 |
2022-06-04 |
| 18. |
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up every... |
25.63 |
0.9893 |
0.2560 |
66 |
3 |
18.69 |
2022-06-04 |
| 19. |
One shop owner asks another, "So, have you had any reactions... |
25.45 |
0.9845 |
0.2552 |
144 |
4 |
19.47 |
2022-06-05 |
| 20. |
What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is re... |
25.45 |
1.0388 |
0.1998 |
106 |
3 |
20.79 |
2022-06-04 |
| 21. |
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They t... |
25.00 |
1.0436 |
0.1718 |
101 |
2 |
22.97 |
2022-06-04 |
| 22. |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off... |
24.99 |
1.0548 |
0.1610 |
81 |
2 |
23.43 |
2022-06-04 |
| 23. |
I went to see the Liberty Bell recently. I don't know why ev... |
24.81 |
1.0595 |
0.1434 |
134 |
1 |
24.81 |
2022-06-04 |
| 24. |
My son Luke adores that we named him after Star Wars charact... |
24.78 |
0.9903 |
0.2201 |
121 |
2 |
17.39 |
2022-06-04 |
| 25. |
How did the turkey win the talent show? With his drum-sticks. |
24.75 |
1.0120 |
0.1879 |
61 |
2 |
22.94 |
2022-06-04 |
| 26. |
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in comm... |
24.69 |
1.0003 |
0.1972 |
81 |
5 |
20.96 |
2022-06-04 |
| 27. |
I was brought up in the wild by a pack of hyenas. Times were... |
24.60 |
1.0524 |
0.1373 |
113 |
1 |
24.60 |
2022-06-04 |
| 28. |
I quit my job at the helium factory today. I refuse to be sp... |
24.58 |
1.0439 |
0.1499 |
90 |
1 |
24.58 |
2022-06-04 |
| 29. |
What's the difference between a shamrock and a bread knife t... |
24.57 |
1.0209 |
0.1744 |
154 |
3 |
21.44 |
2022-06-04 |
| 30. |
Is Google a he or a she? A she, no doubt, because it won't l... |
24.33 |
1.0318 |
0.1520 |
119 |
1 |
24.33 |
2022-06-04 |
| 31. |
What are you looking at when you see two homeless dudes hitt... |
24.29 |
1.0712 |
0.1081 |
114 |
4 |
21.65 |
2022-06-04 |
| 32. |
I wanted to marry my English teacher when she got out of jai... |
24.28 |
1.0778 |
0.1044 |
122 |
1 |
24.28 |
2022-06-03 |
| 33. |
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did... |
24.24 |
1.0977 |
0.0795 |
117 |
1 |
24.24 |
2022-06-03 |
| 34. |
I managed to lose my rifle when I was in the army. I had to ... |
24.06 |
0.9725 |
0.1990 |
165 |
3 |
20.27 |
2022-06-04 |
| 35. |
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? It dep... |
24.01 |
1.0814 |
0.0808 |
110 |
1 |
24.01 |
2022-06-04 |
| 36. |
Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited... |
23.81 |
1.0530 |
0.1041 |
110 |
1 |
23.81 |
2022-06-04 |
| 37. |
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit... |
23.81 |
1.1535 |
-0.0174 |
64 |
1 |
23.81 |
2022-06-04 |
| 38. |
I got my girlfriend a "Get better soon" card. She's not ill ... |
23.69 |
0.9796 |
0.1737 |
109 |
3 |
20.93 |
2022-06-04 |
| 39. |
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.... |
23.57 |
0.9534 |
0.1915 |
74 |
3 |
19.28 |
2022-06-04 |
| 40. |
Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish. |
23.35 |
1.0169 |
0.1164 |
53 |
3 |
14.80 |
2022-06-04 |
| 41. |
What did the dolphin say after he accidentally swam into ano... |
23.23 |
1.0187 |
0.1092 |
106 |
2 |
21.39 |
2022-06-04 |
| 42. |
Why don't Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you s... |
22.99 |
0.9825 |
0.1365 |
89 |
1 |
22.99 |
2022-06-04 |
| 43. |
This morning my boss told me to "Have a great day!" So, I pu... |
22.88 |
0.9899 |
0.1257 |
96 |
2 |
21.83 |
2022-06-04 |
| 44. |
Did you hear about the young actor who fell through the floo... |
22.82 |
1.0685 |
0.0446 |
103 |
2 |
18.82 |
2022-06-04 |
| 45. |
What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration?... |
22.71 |
1.0113 |
0.0881 |
79 |
1 |
22.71 |
2022-06-04 |
| 46. |
My buddy said he threw a stick five miles and his dog manage... |
22.51 |
1.0966 |
0.0000 |
121 |
2 |
21.96 |
2022-06-04 |
| 47. |
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a ... |
22.44 |
0.9693 |
0.1222 |
101 |
1 |
22.44 |
2022-06-03 |
| 48. |
What's an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The space ... |
22.35 |
0.9223 |
0.1646 |
64 |
4 |
18.23 |
2022-06-04 |
| 49. |
A son asks his mother: Mom, the kids are laughing at me, the... |
22.22 |
0.9792 |
0.1023 |
158 |
1 |
22.22 |
2022-06-03 |
| 50. |
What did the dog say to his doctor? Be careful with the ther... |
22.15 |
1.0425 |
0.0350 |
97 |
1 |
22.15 |
2022-06-04 |
| 51. |
Andy has 150 candy bars. He eats 125. What does Andy have no... |
21.96 |
0.8967 |
0.1712 |
85 |
3 |
17.17 |
2022-06-04 |
| 52. |
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A mel... |
21.92 |
1.0181 |
0.0448 |
66 |
2 |
20.81 |
2022-06-04 |
| 53. |
How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coff... |
21.59 |
1.0406 |
0.0071 |
63 |
1 |
21.59 |
2022-06-04 |
| 54. |
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today?... |
21.49 |
0.9800 |
0.0680 |
96 |
2 |
19.92 |
2022-06-04 |
| 55. |
Don't be sad when a bird craps on your head. Be happy that d... |
21.17 |
1.0626 |
-0.0346 |
74 |
2 |
21.08 |
2022-06-04 |
| 56. |
Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother? Mom, my name is Paul. |
20.95 |
0.9439 |
0.0745 |
59 |
1 |
20.95 |
2022-06-04 |
| 57. |
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu:... |
20.67 |
0.9679 |
0.0409 |
86 |
1 |
20.67 |
2022-06-04 |
| 58. |
I remember how embarrassed I was when I couldn't pay my elec... |
20.63 |
1.0229 |
-0.0198 |
105 |
1 |
20.63 |
2022-06-04 |
| 59. |
I go to the store and buy 4 bags of chips and 6 sodas, if I ... |
20.48 |
0.9413 |
0.0539 |
131 |
2 |
20.32 |
2022-06-04 |
| 60. |
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank the coffee befo... |
20.41 |
1.0280 |
-0.0333 |
75 |
1 |
20.41 |
2022-06-04 |
| 61. |
How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream. |
20.34 |
0.9934 |
-0.0034 |
56 |
2 |
19.94 |
2022-06-04 |
| 62. |
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking through town? One... |
20.17 |
1.0142 |
-0.0333 |
74 |
1 |
20.17 |
2022-06-04 |
| 63. |
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parac... |
20.14 |
1.0322 |
-0.0527 |
87 |
1 |
20.14 |
2022-06-04 |
| 64. |
Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was... |
20.07 |
1.0331 |
-0.0558 |
93 |
2 |
16.93 |
2022-06-04 |
| 65. |
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names... |
19.99 |
1.0337 |
-0.0683 |
119 |
2 |
17.40 |
2022-06-04 |
| 66. |
I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, appa... |
19.92 |
1.0233 |
-0.0556 |
188 |
2 |
18.10 |
2022-06-04 |
| 67. |
You're not completely useless. You can always serve as a bad... |
19.80 |
0.9628 |
0.0055 |
69 |
1 |
19.80 |
2022-06-03 |
| 68. |
A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitt... |
19.68 |
0.8715 |
0.0859 |
115 |
1 |
19.68 |
2022-06-04 |
| 69. |
To be or not to be a horse rider, that is equestrian. |
19.68 |
1.0314 |
-0.0771 |
53 |
1 |
19.68 |
2022-06-02 |
| 70. |
I knew a mathematician who couldn't afford lunch. He could b... |
19.47 |
0.9711 |
-0.0283 |
68 |
1 |
19.47 |
2022-06-04 |
| 71. |
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but t... |
19.40 |
0.9997 |
-0.0556 |
82 |
2 |
15.56 |
2022-06-04 |
| 72. |
A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should b... |
19.16 |
1.0231 |
-0.0938 |
103 |
2 |
14.30 |
2022-06-02 |
| 73. |
What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I'll go on... |
19.02 |
1.0628 |
-0.1356 |
68 |
2 |
18.35 |
2022-06-05 |
| 74. |
And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receiv... |
18.96 |
0.9192 |
0.0042 |
116 |
3 |
16.80 |
2022-06-04 |
| 75. |
I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink ... |
18.31 |
1.0453 |
-0.1561 |
114 |
1 |
18.31 |
2022-06-04 |
| 76. |
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has c... |
16.98 |
1.0530 |
-0.2322 |
127 |
1 |
16.98 |
2022-05-28 |
| 77. |
Two ships collided. One was carrying a load of red paint, th... |
16.33 |
1.0527 |
-0.2621 |
123 |
1 |
16.33 |
2022-06-02 |
| 78. |
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, "What's... |
16.25 |
0.9009 |
-0.1110 |
129 |
1 |
16.25 |
2022-06-04 |
| 79. |
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm okay. |
15.82 |
1.0329 |
-0.2653 |
57 |
2 |
13.92 |
2022-05-28 |
| 80. |
My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant... |
14.74 |
0.9873 |
-0.2689 |
107 |
1 |
14.74 |
2022-05-28 |
| 81. |
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish? This taste... |
13.21 |
1.0607 |
-0.4173 |
77 |
2 |
12.89 |
2022-05-28 |
| 82. |
Rick Astley will let you borrow most of his Pixar movies, bu... |
11.39 |
0.9945 |
-0.4457 |
91 |
1 |
11.39 |
2022-05-28 |
| 83. |
Coco Chanel once said that you should put perfume on places ... |
10.78 |
1.0741 |
-0.5514 |
122 |
1 |
10.78 |
2022-05-28 |
| 84. |
What do visitors to the International Space Station have to ... |
10.53 |
1.0129 |
-0.5045 |
103 |
1 |
10.53 |
2022-05-28 |