|Official speed||38.72 wpm (70.04 seconds elapsed during race)|
|Race Start||March 25, 2017 7:37:56pm UTC|
|Race Finish||March 25, 2017 7:39:06pm UTC|
|Outcome||Win (1 of 4)|
2. spraytan (38.43 wpm)|
|Text||#3622370 (Length: 226 characters)
Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.