View Pit Stop page for race #30368 by valikor — Ghost race
View profile for 👺John Lachney (valikor)
| Official speed | 133.11 wpm (31.64 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | June 6, 2022 1:05:25pm UTC |
| Race Finish | June 6, 2022 1:05:57pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. poem (114.59 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 137.55 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |