Ubermonke (ubermonke)

Race #5

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Official speed 96.01 wpm (82.99 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 27, 2022 6:46:22pm UTC
Race Finish January 27, 2022 6:47:45pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 211.22
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And then I hear the best thing to do is feed 'em to pigs. You gotta starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped up body looks like curry to a drunk. You gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull the teeth out. You could do that after of course, but you don't want to go sieving pig shit do you? Ever seen the size of one of their molars? They go through bone like it's butter. You gotta have a few pigs though, you need about sixteen. They will go through a body that weighs two hundred pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute... Hence the expression "greedy as a pig."