Ubermonke (ubermonke)

Race #1

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Official speed 84.04 wpm (50.12 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 25, 2022 7:02:10pm UTC
Race Finish January 25, 2022 7:03:00pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 86.84
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.