View Pit Stop page for race #1 by ubermonke — Ghost race
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Official speed | 84.04 wpm (50.12 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | January 25, 2022 7:02:10pm UTC |
Race Finish | January 25, 2022 7:03:00pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 3) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 86.84 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |