|Official speed||139.70 wpm (22.33 seconds elapsed during race)|
|Race Start||February 25, 2018 11:47:56pm UTC|
|Race Finish||February 25, 2018 11:48:18pm UTC|
|Outcome||Win (1 of 3)|
|Text||#3811283 (Length: 260 characters)
Once upon a time a boy's popularity was based on kickball abilities, pea-shooting range, and how much of the alphabet he could squeeze off with one burp. For the same boy to acquire a comparable level of popularity in junior high school he's gonna need a girl.