StaticNine (staticnine)

Race #1797

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Official speed 148.92 wpm (29.90 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 20, 2020 9:42:46pm UTC
Race Finish May 20, 2020 9:43:16pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. reasonistian (103.67 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 176.22
Text #3100084 (Length: 371 characters)

I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.