Bailey (quitless)

Race #296

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Official speed 207.21 wpm (21.72 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 22, 2021 7:17:22am UTC
Race Finish July 22, 2021 7:17:44am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. enscarr (121.81 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 255.56
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.