Trident (quasifriction)

Race #3

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Official speed 95.41 wpm (28.55 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 6, 2012 4:10:31pm UTC
Race Finish January 6, 2012 4:11:00pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. _leonida_ (130.72 wpm)
Accuracy 94.0%
Points 0.00
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