wilhelm (phlegmatic)

Race #26937

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Official speed 82.40 wpm (44.42 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 22, 2015 11:06:57am UTC
Race Finish February 22, 2015 11:07:41am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. themusicofsound (76.30 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 0.00
Text #82 (Length: 305 characters)

Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."