john (nothisisjohn)

Race #9728

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Official speed 169.35 wpm (22.96 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 1, 2021 4:19:30pm UTC
Race Finish April 1, 2021 4:19:53pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. dyrozang (115.24 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Text #3620663 (Length: 324 characters)

When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.