john (nothisisjohn)

Race #13153

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Official speed 147.58 wpm (30.17 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 6, 2022 9:36:32pm UTC
Race Finish January 6, 2022 9:37:02pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 174.63
Text #3100084 (Length: 371 characters)

I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.