|Official speed||147.58 wpm (30.17 seconds elapsed during race)|
|Race Start||January 6, 2022 9:36:32pm UTC|
|Race Finish||January 6, 2022 9:37:02pm UTC|
|Outcome||No win (2 of 2)|
|Text||#3100084 (Length: 371 characters)
I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.