|Official speed||152.63 wpm (34.51 seconds elapsed during race)|
|Race Start||May 13, 2021 8:34:30pm UTC|
|Race Finish||May 13, 2021 8:35:04pm UTC|
|Outcome||Win (1 of 4)|
|Text||#69 (Length: 439 characters)
Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left, you'll find my favorite axe. Don't look so frightened, this is just a passing phase - just one of my bad days. Would you like to watch TV? Or get between the sheets? Or contemplate the silent freeway? Would you like something to eat? Would you like to learn to fly? Would you like to see me try? Would you like to call the cops? Do you think it's time I stopped? Why are you running away...