|Official speed||200.23 wpm (28.29 seconds elapsed during race)|
|Race Start||January 13, 2022 6:48:26am UTC|
|Race Finish||January 13, 2022 6:48:54am UTC|
|Outcome||Win (1 of 2)|
|Text||#3641263 (Length: 472 characters)
Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!