incel named Chad (heterosexual)

Race #49

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Official speed 142.43 wpm (39.77 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 13, 2018 1:32:45pm UTC
Race Finish November 13, 2018 1:33:25pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 4. chowchunfu (82.41 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 213.64
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Oh, you're right it's sarcasm! A few weeks ago, I was happily retired, sulking by my swimming pool, and my psychotic best friend shows up out of nowhere to torture me over mistakes I made, honest mistakes I made over a decade ago! We, our little posse, are flat broke, but hey, let's go out and spend two million dollars on a tandem rotor chopper, so I can go steal nerve gas from terrorists! Forgive me, but sarcasm is all I've got! Sarcasm, and a room full of you fools!