Hydratictheta (flobosthefish)

Race #10149

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Official speed 93.71 wpm (39.95 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 13, 2021 1:18:41pm UTC
Race Finish January 13, 2021 1:19:21pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 92.15
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.