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Race #44389

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Official speed 166.19 wpm (17.47 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 25, 2021 9:32:30am UTC
Race Finish June 25, 2021 9:32:48am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. cangu07042006 (110.78 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 119.10
Text #4070196 (Length: 242 characters)

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