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Race #39825

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Official speed 172.09 wpm (27.33 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 24, 2017 3:41:22am UTC
Race Finish January 24, 2017 3:41:49am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Opponents 2. arenasnow2 (166.08 wpm)
4. drunkkathy (142.79 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 0.00
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